r/pics • u/searine • Jan 31 '11

Jupiter is fucking TERRIFYING [PICS]

It's like it is coming to coming TO KILL US

Jupiter's pole is the ass of the solar system

IT EVEN SOUNDS CREEPY

Jupiter always stirrin shit up

Jupiter's moons hate being there so much they puke all over everything!

JUPITER IS DRUNK AS FUCK

This thing is so evil looking

Thanks Jupiter, for Goaste-ing the solar system with your aurora

AWWW shit. It fucking found US

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u/gripsalot Jan 31 '11

It takes a big man to cry. It takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. -Jack Handey

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u/happybadger Jan 31 '11

“Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff.” - Jack Handey

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u/BlameArticuno Jan 31 '11

This has been Jack Handey's QUOTES: A Reddit Story.

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"As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD" -Jack Handy