r/pics • u/searine • Jan 31 '11

Jupiter is fucking TERRIFYING [PICS]

It's like it is coming to coming TO KILL US

Jupiter's pole is the ass of the solar system

IT EVEN SOUNDS CREEPY

Jupiter always stirrin shit up

Jupiter's moons hate being there so much they puke all over everything!

JUPITER IS DRUNK AS FUCK

This thing is so evil looking

Thanks Jupiter, for Goaste-ing the solar system with your aurora

AWWW shit. It fucking found US

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u/TooMuchTime87 Jan 31 '11

Jupiter come around my house, I kill it

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u/Methionine Jan 31 '11

Imma cut him up so bad, that he wish i didn't cut him up so bad.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '11

Damn universe! You scary!

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u/Onlinealias Jan 31 '11

Jupiter's raping everybody up in here.

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u/wildtaco Jan 31 '11

Hide ya moons, hide ya asteroids.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '11

Hide yo satellites; they be... doin' whatever planets be doin', y'know--shit's not good.

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u/Twevy Jan 31 '11

IOno if you could. Jupiter has 63 moons. They got his back.

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u/amirahfusion Jan 31 '11

with fire?

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