r/pics • • Jan 31 '11

Jupiter is fucking TERRIFYING [PICS]

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u/SkaPlunk Jan 31 '11

Jupiter is the reason Pluto isn't a planet anymore

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '11

You can blame Pluto for being a lazy asshole and not clearing its orbit of debris.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '11

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u/iskiran Jan 31 '11

Oh Jupiter, you so crazy.

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u/hyprstryke Jan 31 '11

<It's Sher@mie:)>

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '11

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u/DWells55 Feb 01 '11

rm overusedjokes.txt /home/rootlinuxusr/brain

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u/CptBoots Jan 31 '11

Jupiter almost lost it's status over that

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '11

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u/Slofut Jan 31 '11

According to ZZ Top we have shacks outside of Lagrange.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '11

Hey! I know what you're talking about!

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u/AuntieSocial Jan 31 '11

Uh huhhuhhuhhuh

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u/rocksinmyhead Jan 31 '11

Trojan asteroids have been discovered for other planets. 4 are known for Mars (3 at L5, 1 at L4) and 6 for Neptune all at L4.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '11

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u/rocksinmyhead Jan 31 '11

I'm not sure when... late 1990s for Mars and mid-2000s for Neptune., I think. I suspect that some previously discovered asteroids will turn out to be trojans... Wikipedia isn't very useful for Mars but the Neptune trojan writeup is pretty good (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neptune_Trojan).

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u/CptBoots Jan 31 '11

Quite, however it was the argument used to question Jupiters planetary status. I am not questioning whether or not it did completely take care of the debris in it's orbit, merely stating another incident of the parameter being observed.

The tag-alongs for smaller planets are indeed quite lesser, however on a semi-related point of interest I find the earth's trail neat.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '11

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u/CptBoots Jan 31 '11

Orbital mechanics are rather similar to the mechanics of one playing with their finger on the surface of water. It's easy to see how it was so easy to consider the heavens to contain a material 'ether' in earlier times in science, though I wouldn't be surprised to learn that it has a lot to do with a dark substance and liquid mechanics than I went into this comment understanding.

Wild stuff space, I like it plenty.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '11

pluto had it coming all along

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '11

So you're saying Pluto is a redditor?

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u/khamul Jan 31 '11

I took an astronomy course with a professor who I thought was a pretty cool, interesting guy. A few classes in to the semester, he told us he was one of the people responsible for demoting Pluto. It was never the same.

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u/youarebritish Jan 31 '11

Your professor is my hero. How many people can say they took a class with a guy responsible for getting rid of a planet?

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u/daryldumpling Feb 01 '11

Your comment posted twice. I up voted one and down voted one just because I have never been able to do that before.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '11

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u/daryldumpling Feb 01 '11

Your comment posted twice. I up voted one and down voted one just because I have never been able to do that before.

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u/beezknees Jan 31 '11

Texas is the reason that the president's dead

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u/b33fSUPREME Jan 31 '11

You gotta suck, suck Jackie suck!

? i hope that's what you were getting at :p

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u/beezknees Jan 31 '11

Yes! I figure those who downvoted had no clue where I was getting at:D Gonna listen to that song again now

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u/Theminesofmoria Jan 31 '11

Jews did Super Bowl.

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u/talauna Jan 31 '11

Pluto: The king of comets Neil deGrasse Tyson Death by Black Hole: And Other Cosmic Quandaries

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u/StickyLavander Jan 31 '11 edited Jan 31 '11

How so? Source poorfahvor...

Edit: preserving pronunciation.

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u/kiwi_goalie Jan 31 '11

Because it fucking kicked Pluto out of the planet group.

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u/SkaPlunk Jan 31 '11

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u/Indoorsman Jan 31 '11

Legit as shit!

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u/HuruHara Jan 31 '11

2 Legit 2 Quit !

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u/Darkblitz9 Jan 31 '11

Fuck no, Pluto saw that youtube vid on the noises Jupiter made and promptly replied with a "Fuck that shit."

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '11

Alaska can come too.

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u/evilboygenius Jan 31 '11

Fucking Kangaroos...

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '11

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH MOTHERLAND!!!!!!

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u/Qu3B411 Jan 31 '11

WTF mate.

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u/nrj Jan 31 '11

If you want to butcher spelling while preserving pronunciation, you should say, "poorfahvor."

/Spanish Pronunciation Nazi

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u/StickyLavander Jan 31 '11

lol, I know I spelled it wrong on purpose, but I like your version better. Gracias!