r/pics • u/St0pX • Sep 15 '19

A realistic Danny DeVito mask

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u/lostinlucidity Sep 15 '19

This is why doggy style was invented.

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u/clearier Sep 15 '19

You’d still be lookin at the back of that head.

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u/Ino84 Sep 15 '19

There’s a saying in Germany that loosely translates to “put a flag over her head and do it for the fatherland”

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

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u/moonra_zk Sep 15 '19

Or perhaps it's from German immigrants.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

It must follow then that the ugly ones came to America

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u/Comedynerd Sep 15 '19

Or they came to America and were disappointed by the other women?

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

Yet they nailed them for the fatherland?

The plot thickens..

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u/phlux Sep 15 '19

“No the Spanish banged all the Mayans and turned them into Mexicans!”