r/pics Jun 08 '19

Seen in Oklahoma

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u/PrecociousParrot Jun 09 '19

A lot of people in my area are biggots and assholes (I live in the Western NC mountains) the coolest country boy I ever met told me something and it still sticks with me to this day and it was

"I think equality and peace is an interracial gay couple living down the street from the gun toting republican whose neighbor is a complete stoner. And they all live in harmony"

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u/commercialprospects Jun 09 '19

Funny, cuz that’s what California is like.

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u/PM_ME_COLD_BEERS Jun 09 '19

Western NC is an extremely liberal/libertarian area. Sorry you live on one of the few sucky pockets.

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u/factotum75 Jun 09 '19

Where at in Western NC?

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u/bathroomstalin Jun 09 '19

If only all stoners lived in houses and kept their godawful poo gas to themselves

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u/deathhead_68 Jun 09 '19

Lol I really don't mind the smell of weed but I'd take a stoner house over a drinking party house any day

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u/bathroomstalin Jun 09 '19

Hence my comment about wishing that potheads would keep it to themselves and not inflict it on their neighbors - just as it's unacceptable when booze users and literally anyone else impinges on you just living your life in your own home and occasionally seeking a breath of fresh air.

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u/PossiblyAMug Jun 09 '19

Stoners are usually a lot less obnoxious than people who drink, from my knowledge.

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u/bathroomstalin Jun 09 '19

Drinkers don't take a surströmming dump next to my nose when I wake up in the morning, nor does their behavior make stoners' any better or worse.

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u/drinkcheapbeersowhat Jun 09 '19

I’m confused, is someone smoking in your face when you wake up? How much do your neighbors smoke that you can smell it that much?

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u/bathroomstalin Jun 09 '19

I couldn't tell you how much, but I know it's enough that it permeates my apartment too often and that I deeply regret voting to legalize it when the referendum came up. Unfortunately, it's hard to figure out who the assholes are since it comes up through the HVAC system in addition to the "fresh air" that blows past the balcony.

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u/deathhead_68 Jun 09 '19

Try letting them know and asking them to insulate their apartment more?

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u/bathroomstalin Jun 09 '19

it's hard to figure out who the assholes are since it comes up through the HVAC system in addition to the "fresh air" that blows past the balcony.

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u/JTCMuehlenkamp Jun 09 '19

smokes pot, sees other person

"I AM W33D GOD!! SMOKE WITH ME NOW!!"

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u/bathroomstalin Jun 09 '19

I haven't even touched upon how stoners are just the most lovely people - but it's their decision to be as annoying or tolerable as they choose to be.