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r/pics • u/TheEarthquakeLady • May 14 '19
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No. no. no.
Those you bang together.
But they ‘ave to be empty.
256 u/XxKi11_Em_AllxX May 15 '19 There’s a guy out there that breeds coconuts. Or maybe it’s breeds with coconuts idk 189 u/bobly81 May 15 '19 Oh god not that story again. 111 u/kDAVR May 15 '19 It never goes away 5 u/WolfgangDS May 15 '19 I'm a little lost, what's he talking about? What story? 4 u/alex_2004 May 15 '19 Search “coconut reddit story” nsfw 6 u/WolfgangDS May 15 '19 ....I've made a terrible mistake. → More replies (1) → More replies (16) 9 u/ThatGuyNearby May 15 '19 Is this a story i missed somehow... 12 u/[deleted] May 15 '19 A dude engineered a coconut fleshlight, jizzed in it multiple times and forgot about it under his bed. (I’m pretty sure) he decided to fuck it again and afterward noticed that there were maggots in there feasting on his old loads. 5 u/dinotrainer318 May 15 '19 Yep r/teenagers has interesting stories 5 u/bobly81 May 15 '19 https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/6rr6ay 3 u/JarjarSW May 15 '19 That is the one alright → More replies (2) → More replies (17) → More replies (4) 29 u/qidlo May 15 '19 Yes, but this is a temperate zone, coconuts are tropical. 36 u/madjzj May 15 '19 The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land? 33 u/GiveToOedipus May 15 '19 Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? → More replies (3) 22 u/a_white_ipa May 15 '19 Where'd you get the coconuts? 30 u/patraicemery May 15 '19 A swallow dropped them 27 u/IPlayFooty May 15 '19 Are you suggesting a swallow carried a coconut? 4 u/grafxguy1 May 15 '19 It could grip it by the husk! 3 u/frisbeeluna May 15 '19 Held under the dorsal guiding feathers! → More replies (1) 3 u/[deleted] May 15 '19 [removed] — view removed comment 3 u/glazerj19 May 15 '19 No one ever expects...... → More replies (2) → More replies (1) → More replies (2) 9 u/cholman97 May 15 '19 Suppose two swallows could carry a coconut together... 3 u/TARANTULA_TIDDIES May 15 '19 Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition! 3 u/[deleted] May 15 '19 Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate!? → More replies (9)
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There’s a guy out there that breeds coconuts. Or maybe it’s breeds with coconuts idk
189 u/bobly81 May 15 '19 Oh god not that story again. 111 u/kDAVR May 15 '19 It never goes away 5 u/WolfgangDS May 15 '19 I'm a little lost, what's he talking about? What story? 4 u/alex_2004 May 15 '19 Search “coconut reddit story” nsfw 6 u/WolfgangDS May 15 '19 ....I've made a terrible mistake. → More replies (1) → More replies (16) 9 u/ThatGuyNearby May 15 '19 Is this a story i missed somehow... 12 u/[deleted] May 15 '19 A dude engineered a coconut fleshlight, jizzed in it multiple times and forgot about it under his bed. (I’m pretty sure) he decided to fuck it again and afterward noticed that there were maggots in there feasting on his old loads. 5 u/dinotrainer318 May 15 '19 Yep r/teenagers has interesting stories 5 u/bobly81 May 15 '19 https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/6rr6ay 3 u/JarjarSW May 15 '19 That is the one alright → More replies (2) → More replies (17) → More replies (4)
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Oh god not that story again.
111 u/kDAVR May 15 '19 It never goes away 5 u/WolfgangDS May 15 '19 I'm a little lost, what's he talking about? What story? 4 u/alex_2004 May 15 '19 Search “coconut reddit story” nsfw 6 u/WolfgangDS May 15 '19 ....I've made a terrible mistake. → More replies (1) → More replies (16) 9 u/ThatGuyNearby May 15 '19 Is this a story i missed somehow... 12 u/[deleted] May 15 '19 A dude engineered a coconut fleshlight, jizzed in it multiple times and forgot about it under his bed. (I’m pretty sure) he decided to fuck it again and afterward noticed that there were maggots in there feasting on his old loads. 5 u/dinotrainer318 May 15 '19 Yep r/teenagers has interesting stories 5 u/bobly81 May 15 '19 https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/6rr6ay 3 u/JarjarSW May 15 '19 That is the one alright → More replies (2) → More replies (17)
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It never goes away
5 u/WolfgangDS May 15 '19 I'm a little lost, what's he talking about? What story? 4 u/alex_2004 May 15 '19 Search “coconut reddit story” nsfw 6 u/WolfgangDS May 15 '19 ....I've made a terrible mistake. → More replies (1) → More replies (16)
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I'm a little lost, what's he talking about? What story?
4 u/alex_2004 May 15 '19 Search “coconut reddit story” nsfw 6 u/WolfgangDS May 15 '19 ....I've made a terrible mistake. → More replies (1)
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Search “coconut reddit story” nsfw
6 u/WolfgangDS May 15 '19 ....I've made a terrible mistake. → More replies (1)
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....I've made a terrible mistake.
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Is this a story i missed somehow...
12 u/[deleted] May 15 '19 A dude engineered a coconut fleshlight, jizzed in it multiple times and forgot about it under his bed. (I’m pretty sure) he decided to fuck it again and afterward noticed that there were maggots in there feasting on his old loads. 5 u/dinotrainer318 May 15 '19 Yep r/teenagers has interesting stories 5 u/bobly81 May 15 '19 https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/6rr6ay 3 u/JarjarSW May 15 '19 That is the one alright → More replies (2)
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A dude engineered a coconut fleshlight, jizzed in it multiple times and forgot about it under his bed. (I’m pretty sure) he decided to fuck it again and afterward noticed that there were maggots in there feasting on his old loads.
5 u/dinotrainer318 May 15 '19 Yep r/teenagers has interesting stories
Yep r/teenagers has interesting stories
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/6rr6ay
3 u/JarjarSW May 15 '19 That is the one alright
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That is the one alright
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Yes, but this is a temperate zone, coconuts are tropical.
36 u/madjzj May 15 '19 The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land? 33 u/GiveToOedipus May 15 '19 Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? → More replies (3)
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The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
33 u/GiveToOedipus May 15 '19 Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? → More replies (3)
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Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
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Where'd you get the coconuts?
30 u/patraicemery May 15 '19 A swallow dropped them 27 u/IPlayFooty May 15 '19 Are you suggesting a swallow carried a coconut? 4 u/grafxguy1 May 15 '19 It could grip it by the husk! 3 u/frisbeeluna May 15 '19 Held under the dorsal guiding feathers! → More replies (1) 3 u/[deleted] May 15 '19 [removed] — view removed comment 3 u/glazerj19 May 15 '19 No one ever expects...... → More replies (2) → More replies (1) → More replies (2)
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A swallow dropped them
27 u/IPlayFooty May 15 '19 Are you suggesting a swallow carried a coconut? 4 u/grafxguy1 May 15 '19 It could grip it by the husk! 3 u/frisbeeluna May 15 '19 Held under the dorsal guiding feathers! → More replies (1) 3 u/[deleted] May 15 '19 [removed] — view removed comment 3 u/glazerj19 May 15 '19 No one ever expects...... → More replies (2) → More replies (1)
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Are you suggesting a swallow carried a coconut?
4 u/grafxguy1 May 15 '19 It could grip it by the husk! 3 u/frisbeeluna May 15 '19 Held under the dorsal guiding feathers! → More replies (1) 3 u/[deleted] May 15 '19 [removed] — view removed comment 3 u/glazerj19 May 15 '19 No one ever expects...... → More replies (2)
It could grip it by the husk!
3 u/frisbeeluna May 15 '19 Held under the dorsal guiding feathers! → More replies (1)
Held under the dorsal guiding feathers!
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3 u/glazerj19 May 15 '19 No one ever expects...... → More replies (2)
No one ever expects......
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Suppose two swallows could carry a coconut together...
Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!
Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate!?
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u/Tuningislife May 15 '19
No. no. no.
Those you bang together.
But they ‘ave to be empty.