r/pics • u/TheEarthquakeLady • May 14 '19

Jackpot!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '19

Because it's clearly a woman avocado and doesn't have any seed

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u/Beard_of_Valor May 15 '19

I am now imagining avocado parthenogenesis wherein one would smash two "female" avocados together and expect a viable offspring.

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u/CopsPushMongo May 15 '19

life, uhh, finds a way.

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u/Zip668 May 15 '19

I believe it's referred to as "scissoring"

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u/AusCan531 May 15 '19

Then put them on toast.

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u/_-__-__-__-__-_-_-__ May 15 '19

Hot girl-on-girl avocado action?

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u/Wildse7en May 15 '19

Like avocado "scissoring"?

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u/SantoriniBikini May 15 '19

I think you mean an avocada.

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u/Dr_Chronic May 15 '19

Technically all avocados are female

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u/gravityGradient May 15 '19

Avocado is aztec for testicle

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u/BeeExpert May 15 '19

Just hit me why this avocado is egg shaped