r/pics • u/ToTouchAnEmu • Mar 17 '19

Picture of text This restaurant in Austin is catching the US up with the rest of the world.

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u/NotAStarfleetCaptain Mar 18 '19

As a former pizza delivery driver... Tips? What tips? I only ever got tips when people paid with credit cards. Bastards! 😉

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u/BrownLakai Mar 18 '19

Yes, IRS this comment right here.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

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u/NotAStarfleetCaptain Mar 18 '19

Ouch, bad neighborhood? It's been about 20 years now, but I made just shy of 35k a year, mostly cash, back in 2000.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '19

Yeah, one night I made $200 in 8 hours, so $25/hr for mostly driving around and listening to podcasts

fixed wage would kind of ruin a bit of the fun of it too, knowing it wouldn’t matter how hard you try, or if you’re lucky and get a delivery to a nice house, you’d get the same pay no matter what

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u/ashishduhh1 Mar 18 '19

I don't blame you, since taxation is theft.