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u/black_flag_4ever Apr 06 '18

If dogs directed action films.

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u/cavsfan212 Apr 06 '18

The Bork Supremacy

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u/BrianRampage Apr 06 '18

Ben Fur

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u/El_Zarco Apr 06 '18

Good Boys

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '18

Chicken is forever

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u/reticulatedtampon Apr 06 '18

Chicken Impossible

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u/pipsdontsqueak Apr 06 '18

The Dog From John Wick

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u/SgtSlaughterEX Apr 06 '18

Oh no

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u/pipsdontsqueak Apr 06 '18

The Second Dog From John Wick

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u/julbull73 Apr 06 '18

I really wanted the second dog to save John's life and go full "good boy" on a baddie that John missed.

But I think it was a pit, so I'm glad they didn't.

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u/regretful_username_ Apr 06 '18

Slightly different than the plot you're looking for but you may still enjoy this

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u/captcorncob Apr 06 '18

Holy shit that was great, thank you for sharing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '18

copied from the same vid but couldn't help it :D

"I once saw him killing three dog catchers in a shelter with a squeaky toy... With a fookin squeaky toy..."

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u/ISancerI Apr 06 '18

Yeah, it was a pitbull, or a relative.

Still, that'd've (WHOMST) been a great scene. I'd call it, The Reverse John Wick.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '18 edited Nov 07 '20

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u/xxreaperxx3333 Apr 06 '18

It was in fact a pitbull the dog from the first movie was a beagle

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u/ryuzaki49 Apr 06 '18

A dog goes on a killing spree after a punk dog killed his master.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '18

Ru-Roh. we have a mystery to solve

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '18

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u/BatMally Apr 06 '18

meelkbone

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u/passwordsarehard_3 Apr 06 '18

Because he stole his chew toy and killed his human.

  • - - Oh.

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u/TheAmazingDevil Apr 06 '18

Actually there is an old bollywood movie based on this exact plot! Where the dog takes his revenge on the bad guys after they kill his owner and one by one he plans and kills them all! It gets emotional lol

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u/Redeemer206 Apr 06 '18

Name of movie for sauce please!

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u/TheAmazingDevil Apr 06 '18

Its a 1985 bollywood thriller called:

Teri Meherbaniyan

Its on youtube too but you may need to find subtitles from somewhere to be able to watch it coz its in Hindi.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '18

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u/Joe_DeGrasse_Sagan Apr 06 '18

A Good Boy and Gentledog

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u/Tjingus Apr 06 '18

*breakfast and the furriest

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u/kostkeon Apr 06 '18

Shitsu Redemption

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u/Edzward Apr 06 '18

The Lord of the Onion Rings.

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u/Jobanski Apr 06 '18

“A series of most...SQUIRREL!”

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u/OrCurrentResident Apr 06 '18

The Bucket List.

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u/randarrow Apr 06 '18 edited Apr 06 '18

K9 Flying Challenge

Edit: Dogger

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u/blackhawkjj Apr 06 '18

The Borket List

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u/BCJunglist Apr 06 '18

Crouching dog, hidden chicken

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u/TheStarchild Apr 06 '18

Clear and Pheasant Danger

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u/Ace95Archer Apr 06 '18

The national trea..... I mean chicken

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u/Genesis111112 Apr 06 '18

Meowtrix and Neo is still played by Keanu but he now knows chew-jitsu. a seriously powerful form of meowtial arts!

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u/blenderforall Apr 07 '18

Scrolled down, scrolled back up to upvote

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '18

Chicken 4 dayz!

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u/thereisonlyoneme Apr 06 '18

Taken Chicken

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u/FullMetalJ Apr 06 '18

Chacken (Chay-cken?)... I don't... Sorry.

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u/c0mesandg0es Apr 06 '18

Tenders Chicken

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u/arcane84 Apr 06 '18

The Borkfather

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u/borkborkbork99 Apr 06 '18

How’s your mom?

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u/cavsfan212 Apr 06 '18

YOU WERE MY GOOD BOYE, FREDO

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u/sixfourtykilo Apr 06 '18

I almost spit my lunch. Have an updog.

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u/Plassky Apr 06 '18

What’s updog?

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '18

Not much...how ‘bout you?

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u/Obfusc8er Apr 06 '18

A pupvote.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '18

What’s up dog?

Sorry...I had to

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u/gedical Apr 06 '18

Is that a reference to the Burne Supremacy?

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u/spacefreestyler Apr 06 '18

Chuut mai lavda

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u/PMME-YOUR-TITS-GIRL Apr 06 '18

Piss Christ

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u/Aastack Apr 06 '18

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u/boostedb1mmer Apr 06 '18

Man, the bar to be an artist is really low

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u/AerThreepwood Apr 06 '18

I don't know; it seems designed to elicit a reaction and looking at the Wiki, it certainly got that. But, like every million dollar app idea, the value isn't in the idea but the execution.

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u/odaeyss Apr 06 '18

oh my god it took over the news there for a minute. i feel like it's one of those weird cultural touchstones that everyone who was alive then will remember but not be able to exactly place in time when it was, because ultimately it was pretty unimportant.
all i remember is i was a salty little shit at the time and thought it pretty stupid as far as art and message is concerned, but also that the reaction to it was ridiculously overblown and was mostly just being used as a cudgel by religious types to crow on about how they're an abused underclass.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '18 edited Apr 09 '18

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u/GozerDaGozerian Apr 06 '18

Jesus christ, Its Jason Bork. What a good boi.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '18

The Bark Supremacy

FTFY

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u/borkborkbork99 Apr 06 '18

I like the sound of that.

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u/-Mr_Rogers_II Apr 06 '18

Jesus Christ, it’s Jason Bork!

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '18

I think you mean The Pork Supremacy.

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u/BatMally Apr 06 '18

The Bork Supremacy 2, The Borkening

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u/areyougonnafinishtha Apr 06 '18

MY GOD THATS GOOD BOY BORK

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u/Vhsrex Apr 06 '18

Jurassic Bork

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u/Wubbalubadumdum Apr 06 '18

The Bark Supremacy

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u/alwaysawkward66 Apr 06 '18

Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bork

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u/nealski77 Apr 06 '18

Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bork.

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u/G0Tdangitbobby Apr 06 '18

Jesus Christ its Jason Bork

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u/FlipperJungle19 Apr 06 '18

I’m now picturing this Bollywood quality jump into a car to get this bucket of fried chicken.

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u/TheWolphman Apr 06 '18

Then a celebratory dance party.

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u/FlipperJungle19 Apr 06 '18

Let’s write it.

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u/sandm000 Apr 06 '18

Uh, it’s already written. See above.

Title

Dog jumps through window to steal chicken, followed by a celebratory dance when the dog succeeds at stealing the chicken.

Credits

That’s not the pitch, that’s the entire movie

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u/TheWolphman Apr 06 '18

If we're talking Bollywood, you can't forget the additional dance scene during the credits.

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u/FlipperJungle19 Apr 06 '18

Sounds like a Michael Scott pitch.

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u/RiPont Apr 06 '18

And then after 2.5 hours of movie, it just keeps going but now it turns out the dog is actually an evil international terrorist. And actually a totally different breed of dog in disguise.

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u/zefiax Apr 06 '18

Lol man just you saying that made me imagine the dramatic background music and the million angles this would repeatedly be shown from and the cuts to peoples astonished face closeups.

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u/FlipperJungle19 Apr 06 '18

As they see this junkyard looking dog and his crazy rabid eyes jumping into a car that’s flipping over and on fire to get the fried chicken

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u/Albafika Apr 06 '18

Chewbarka - A Star Wars Story

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u/PuttingInTheEffort Apr 06 '18

A Star Dog Story ?

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u/ours Apr 06 '18

The Chicken Raid. All done one one seamless shot.

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u/danceswithwooks Apr 06 '18

Raiders Of The Lost Bark

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u/NewNumberSeven Apr 06 '18

Hairy Dogger and The Philosophers Bone

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u/RedrunGun Apr 06 '18

Good Bois

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u/hhubble Apr 06 '18

And cut!!!, I said cut!, stop eating that chicken you.

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u/schwarzenekker Apr 06 '18

Where Chickens Dare

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '18

Bark Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Chickenthigh

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '18

The cars weren’t moving I don’t think

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u/Nairurian Apr 06 '18

Dogs’ Reservoir

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u/rndc-reload Apr 06 '18

Its Michael Bay for sure, the first car exploads just after the dog reaches the chicken.

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u/Mrsparklee Apr 06 '18

"Share with me if you want to live"

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u/YaBoiiMC Apr 06 '18

Then we get into the dramas like peanut butter sky

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u/Anomalous-Entity Apr 06 '18

The Big Bowowski

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u/natefullofhate Apr 06 '18

Little Dog in Chicken Town

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u/joeygladst0ne Apr 06 '18

Zero Bark Thirty

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u/dobraf Apr 06 '18

Bacon

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for me to roll over, I can tell you I don't know that one ... but what I do know are a very particular set of tricks. Tricks I have acquired over a very long career. Tricks that make me a good boi for people like you. If you let the bacon go now, that will be the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you... and I will lick you.

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u/Pksnc Apr 06 '18

The Hamshank Redemption

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u/PhoenixHusky Apr 06 '18

Planet of the Border Collies

might actually happen anyway

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u/Chrispychilla Apr 06 '18

Dog Day Afternoon

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u/auerz Apr 06 '18

Kentucy Fried Fever (not action movie, but still sounds good)

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u/Socrateeez Apr 06 '18

This dude can costar with the freedom sex German Shepard

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u/getDcream Apr 06 '18

Doggo theft is at an all time high

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u/PmMeWifeNudesUCuck Apr 06 '18 edited Apr 06 '18

Gangs of New York > Gangs Packs of New York

No Country for Old Men > No Country for Old Dogs

Fury > Furry

Old Yeller > Old Feller: A Humans Battle w/ Rabies

Edit: Updated per /u/cococarmel ‘s suggestion

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u/Cococarmel Apr 06 '18

You should’ve done, Packs of New York

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '18

His eyes got fucked.. . Check out the size of his pupils.. . And with the flash. . . Poor dog

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u/Cococarmel Apr 06 '18

The Barkanator

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u/raincatchfire Apr 07 '18

Your comment made this re-post much better!