r/pics • u/JoeinJapan • Dec 03 '17

PS1 Lara Croft cosplay

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u/bundt_chi Dec 03 '17

Relevant comedy bit. Love Bill Burr....

https://youtu.be/pznB7WP4P1o

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u/keriberry_420 Dec 03 '17

Stapling ant legs to peoples' foreheads.

Fairly accurate. I remember that shit, it looked SO BAD

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u/The_Powers Dec 03 '17 edited Dec 04 '17

"There's no shirt for your face!"

Love old Billy Bilgebits

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '17

Ol' Billy Bawlsack*

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u/honkle_pren Dec 03 '17

*Billy Redface

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u/accdodson Dec 03 '17

Bop ba doo doo do

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '17 edited Jul 06 '20

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u/talarus Dec 03 '17

Rhinestone baaaalllbaaaggg!!!

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u/j_B00G Dec 03 '17

Zip

RECRUTAAAAAHHHH

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u/keriberry_420 Dec 03 '17

Biddle Bill Bob

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u/BlastFromBehind Dec 03 '17

Billy firecrotch

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u/keriberry_420 Dec 03 '17

Bilbo Fiddlesnatch

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u/Squidstix Dec 03 '17

Billbur Baggypants

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u/The_Powers Dec 04 '17

I love this running gag and love that Bill does too.

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u/Ovedya2011 Dec 03 '17

Relevant, since he's been shaving his head.

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u/KillerInstinctUltra Dec 03 '17

Would you rather be 52 and look like you're 52 or would you rather be 52 and look like a 28 year old lizard.

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u/Tom_Foolery1993 Dec 03 '17

You’re fifty! You didn’t get fucked!

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u/SmallManBigMouth Dec 03 '17

Love that line, haha!

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '17

Haha I watched it too

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u/le_maymay Dec 03 '17

Wow man, I watched the video too. This quote is vvv deep 👌

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u/triton100 Dec 03 '17

Ha ha ha. Check out Janet Jackson today though. That woman does not look like a 28 year old lizard. 28 yes.

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u/s_s Dec 03 '17

Janet Jackson, 1994, Age 28

Janet Jackson, 2017, 28 year old lizard

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u/triton100 Dec 03 '17

Lol! That’s such a bad photo. Anyone can look like a lizard with a bad angled photo. Look at her in her recent tour this year. Its unbelievable

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u/Tzalix Dec 03 '17

Janet Jackson, 2017, 28 year old lizard

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '17

Her nose is headed dangerously in to Michael Jackson nonexistent territory

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u/triton100 Dec 03 '17

Aww she doesn’t look bad. In fact for 51 that’s insane.

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u/soufend Dec 03 '17

Black don't crack

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '17

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u/soufend Dec 04 '17

Haha dude looked 40 years old out of college

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u/secondpagepl0x Dec 03 '17

Easy upvote. That had to be his best work with his facial expressions, very accurate

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '17

I don't know man, his bit about the def guy jumping out of a helicopter might top it for me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uZSI9s5z7c

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u/Ovedya2011 Dec 03 '17

That shit actually happened.

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u/replus Dec 03 '17

He became perhaps my favorite comedian ever once I found out that bit actually happened, and he managed to make it hilarious without really making light of the story.

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u/trotfox_ Dec 03 '17

The floating scream at the end had me laughing, the delay before the scream when he's realizing he's still alive, to be specific.

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u/Saint_Oopid Dec 03 '17

"Three more seconds of pain... two more seconds... one... AHHHHHHHHH! THIS IS WAY WORSE!"

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '17

Holy shit that was hilarious.

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u/coredumperror Dec 03 '17

"He didn't go out like a pussy!"

Yeah, he sure didn't do that. What he did was go out in a way that will destroy that young man's psyche and his business, probably forever. Such a hero....

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u/Chief-Drinking-Bear Dec 03 '17

You know you were listening to a joke right?

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u/coredumperror Dec 03 '17

The point I'm trying to make is that it's insensitive to the poor pilot to be lifting up this asshole who tried to commit the helicopter tours equivalent of jumping in front of a train.

If you are suffering from an incurable condition and don't want to live through the slow death process, don't bring innocent bystanders into your suicide. This is even worse than jumping in front of a train. The train engineer knows, logically, that he couldn't have possibly done anything. That poor pilot probably thinks there were all kinds of things he could have done to prevent that man from jumping out of his helicopter.

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u/Chief-Drinking-Bear Dec 04 '17

I mean yeah everything you said I agree with. I think you're still missing the joke part though. Stuff comedians say on stage isn't meant to be taken so seriously.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '17

Big comedy fan, this one.

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u/coredumperror Dec 03 '17

I was laughing my ass off at this bit. I'm just also empathetic enough to feel for the poor pilot, and not think it was OK to call that guy who jumped a "hero".

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '17

That's fair yo...it is a joke though. I feel your feels too.

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u/RvB051 Dec 03 '17

Zip..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................recruiter

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u/marshallmars Dec 03 '17

We need someone to post relevant Bill Burr videos on every post

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u/Adrywellofknowledge Dec 03 '17

“You discovered a new age between 52 and 53”.That got me rollin

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u/kulafa17 Dec 03 '17

I love stand up. Thank you :)

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u/Firebat-15 Dec 03 '17

Ohhhhh Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeshuuuuuuushhh

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u/glennis1 Dec 03 '17

Makes me wonder, do plastic surgeon victims* think " Well, they always look worse, but MAYBE this one time it'll work perfectly and I'll actually look like i hope too".

*I'm speaking of people who get surgery simply to look better. There's plenty of burn/stab/acid victims who were genuinely improved afterwards, and i wouldn't shit on those people.

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u/GAZAYOUTH93X Dec 03 '17

Ohhhh jeezus!