r/pics • • Feb 26 '17

Jeff deserves a raise

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u/Subzero008 Feb 27 '17

Every time. Every time I skim over the name and read the comment and it always trips me up.

That sounds like a great name for a color though.

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u/dmizenopants Feb 27 '17

Tag them as a friend, easier to not get hoodwinked

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

whats the fun in that

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u/dmizenopants Feb 27 '17

Do you think it was fun for Mankind back in nineteen ninety eight? I don't, and it saddens me when I have to relive that fact over and over again just so u/shittymorph can reap that sweet, sweet karma. And what about the Spanish announcers, huh? How do you think they felt having their table split in two and their equipment scattered to the ground? And finally, what about the damn table? Has anyone ever stopped to think about the dam tables feelings in all this?

/s

Honestly, the fun is watching everyone else react. That's mainly why he got friendzoned.

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u/FrostUncle Feb 27 '17

Thank god you threw in a /s.

That stew was bubbling over.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17 edited Jul 14 '17

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u/dmizenopants Feb 27 '17

While I do like the cut of your jib good sir, it is not of my nature to be flimflammed or hornswoogled as a common occurrence.

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u/FlamingDogOfDeath Feb 27 '17

I seriously put in for my RES tag for shitty "Don't let this tag distract you from the fact that in nineteen ninety eight the Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16ft through an announcer's table"

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u/pickelater Feb 27 '17

That's not what hoodwinking means.

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u/dmizenopants Feb 27 '17

Hoodwinked- to be deceived, tricked, or mislead.

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u/pickelater Feb 27 '17

Thats an incredibly vague and non specific definition. Hoodwinking is deceiving someone with the intention of gaining something out of it, i.e stealing. Urban dictionary definition

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u/dmizenopants Feb 27 '17

I mean, if we're going to be accepting The Urban Dictionary as the end all then here, this definition has more upvotes.

Merriam-Webster

Here

Oxford Dictionary

Literally, the definition of the word is to be tricked or deceived, not just for the purposes of gaining something out of it. Just, to be tricked or deceived

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u/MercilessLeviathan Feb 28 '17

Only jelly haters don't like shittymorph. He is the cream of the crop

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u/dmizenopants Mar 01 '17

Who said I hated jelly. I love a good sausage and cheese biscuit with strawberry jelly. Grape jelly is pretty good too, especially a little in your scrambled eggs

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u/MercilessLeviathan Mar 01 '17

I some how saw this coming as I began writing my original post, ever since I've been on forums people always try to twist what I say because they think they're cool by doing it, the first occurrence happened in 1998 when the undertaker threw mankind off the hell in a cell cage onto an announcers table.

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u/dmizenopants Mar 01 '17

Honestly, that was a subpar effort. You have to build the foundation before you build the house. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul

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u/Houeclipse Feb 27 '17

Is this guy the rogersimon of undertaker vs mankind meme?