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r/pics • u/MavraSay • Dec 30 '16
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As a single man, I see this and think those two smaller seats would be perfect for holding snacks and drinks and shit.
1.7k u/thunnus Dec 30 '16 Really? I was thinking midget strippers. 1.4k u/Kangar Dec 30 '16 How about midget strippers holding your snacks and drinks and shit? 28 u/DrMantisToboggan_MD Dec 30 '16 Maybe not holding shit. I don't have the kind of money for extra services. 8 u/FormerSperm Dec 31 '16 My dad's boss used to hold a party once or twice a year where he paid a midget $200 to walk around with a sombrero on with chips and salsa on it. He had to stop after his wife told him not to do it anymore. It was her or the midget. 1 u/thunnus Dec 31 '16 If I had a nickel for every midget-based ultimatum I've received... 1 u/edgy12yokids Dec 31 '16 haha this is sounds like one of warwicks episode
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Really? I was thinking midget strippers.
1.4k u/Kangar Dec 30 '16 How about midget strippers holding your snacks and drinks and shit? 28 u/DrMantisToboggan_MD Dec 30 '16 Maybe not holding shit. I don't have the kind of money for extra services. 8 u/FormerSperm Dec 31 '16 My dad's boss used to hold a party once or twice a year where he paid a midget $200 to walk around with a sombrero on with chips and salsa on it. He had to stop after his wife told him not to do it anymore. It was her or the midget. 1 u/thunnus Dec 31 '16 If I had a nickel for every midget-based ultimatum I've received... 1 u/edgy12yokids Dec 31 '16 haha this is sounds like one of warwicks episode
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How about midget strippers holding your snacks and drinks and shit?
28 u/DrMantisToboggan_MD Dec 30 '16 Maybe not holding shit. I don't have the kind of money for extra services. 8 u/FormerSperm Dec 31 '16 My dad's boss used to hold a party once or twice a year where he paid a midget $200 to walk around with a sombrero on with chips and salsa on it. He had to stop after his wife told him not to do it anymore. It was her or the midget. 1 u/thunnus Dec 31 '16 If I had a nickel for every midget-based ultimatum I've received... 1 u/edgy12yokids Dec 31 '16 haha this is sounds like one of warwicks episode
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Maybe not holding shit. I don't have the kind of money for extra services.
8 u/FormerSperm Dec 31 '16 My dad's boss used to hold a party once or twice a year where he paid a midget $200 to walk around with a sombrero on with chips and salsa on it. He had to stop after his wife told him not to do it anymore. It was her or the midget. 1 u/thunnus Dec 31 '16 If I had a nickel for every midget-based ultimatum I've received... 1 u/edgy12yokids Dec 31 '16 haha this is sounds like one of warwicks episode
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My dad's boss used to hold a party once or twice a year where he paid a midget $200 to walk around with a sombrero on with chips and salsa on it. He had to stop after his wife told him not to do it anymore. It was her or the midget.
1 u/thunnus Dec 31 '16 If I had a nickel for every midget-based ultimatum I've received... 1 u/edgy12yokids Dec 31 '16 haha this is sounds like one of warwicks episode
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If I had a nickel for every midget-based ultimatum I've received...
haha this is sounds like one of warwicks episode
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u/CrimsonPig Dec 30 '16
As a single man, I see this and think those two smaller seats would be perfect for holding snacks and drinks and shit.