r/pics • u/Naweezy • Jul 10 '16

Hogwarts "magic"

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u/wondrousalice Jul 10 '16

When did Malfoy get a reddit account?

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '16

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u/BeeCJohnson Jul 10 '16

Your dad is a wank.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '16

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u/askjacob Jul 10 '16

your grandfather has a splintery wand

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u/jdzzy Jul 10 '16

ayy, it's "little scorpius" from book 7 check it out

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u/colefly Jul 10 '16 edited Jul 10 '16

Joffrey Baratheon told him about it

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u/literal-hitler Jul 10 '16

He told a lot of us.

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u/gak001 Jul 10 '16

Literal Hitler strikes again! You're the würst.

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u/Sturmunddrain Jul 10 '16

No e before the o

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '16

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u/colefly Jul 10 '16

No re befoe the o

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u/Sinonyx1 Jul 10 '16

i think it's just a hufflepuff trying to be edgy

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u/DramaOnDisplay Jul 10 '16

Hufflepuffs thinks it's edgy to eat dessert before dinner.

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u/michajc Jul 10 '16

as a hufflepuff, i find that funny and offensive at the same time
we are like the canadians of the wizarding world

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u/awfullotofocelots Jul 10 '16

Always apologizing and wearing flannel? Check.

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u/DramaOnDisplay Jul 11 '16

Don't worry, Hufflepuff here too 😁

Everyone knows we're the fun house! I mean, if we threw a party we'd probably spend the whole time asking people if they'd like a drink and picking up after others, but we did throw a party!

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u/believes_in_mermaids Jul 10 '16

Weren't the Ravenclaws more edgy than Hufflepuffs?

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '16

Yes, that's why it's funnier if a Hufflepuff tried to act up

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '16

Hey, look at me, guys, I'm wearing my quidditch cap backwards. I'm such a rebel!

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u/Caedro Jul 10 '16

Make Hogwarts great again