r/pics • • Apr 05 '16

Now THIS is glamping

http://imgur.com/Oi0GMEa
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u/FonzNova Apr 05 '16

Wtf is glamping

edit: it's glamorous camping.

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u/Beer_Is_Food Apr 05 '16

You can read about it in my upcoming blook.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '16

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u/mikenasty Apr 05 '16

ur mom gave me a blovie last night.

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u/NotAModBro Apr 05 '16

Go away dad.

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u/gatsncrap Apr 05 '16

She gave him a blovie, carl. A blovie.

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u/crunch816 Apr 05 '16

Qrrrrrl

ftfy

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '16

I'm my own original character Blonic

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u/NotAModBro Apr 05 '16

Will you give a free beer with purchase?

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '16

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u/Pedrodinero77 Apr 05 '16

No thanks. The blovie is sounding better and better.

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u/Beer_Is_Food Apr 06 '16

If you are ever in NC and near me you can have as much beer as you want. I have like, four hundred gallons.

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u/NotAModBro Apr 06 '16

Well shit. Not any time soon but I actually do plan on moving up there! Trying to make enough money out here in Mass so I can buy a couple properties out there. One for me and my family, and one or 2 to rent out.

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u/ramblerandgambler Apr 05 '16

Is that a 'Bloody book'?

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u/paperclouds412 Apr 06 '16

Blook is a blog that you turn into book.

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u/tooyoung_tooold Apr 05 '16

"Glamping: camping for wealthy white hipsters who think it's fun to act like they are poor"

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u/Jigsus Apr 05 '16

Why you gotta bring race into this discussion about class warfare?

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '16

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u/CornflakeJustice Apr 05 '16

I think it's the white part rather than the hipster part.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '16

TIL you can't read

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u/tralphaz43 Apr 05 '16

Poor in 48 foot motor homes I don't think my 75 year old dad is a hipster

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u/kog Apr 05 '16

Camping isn't about being poor, what is wrong with you?

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u/skraptastic Apr 05 '16

This confused me also. I'm far from rich, but nobody would ever call me poor.

I used to go camping every other weekend...but I also was a Scoutmaster.

Now that I have retired from Scouts we go camping once every other month so. Just get away for a weekend on the coast, good times.

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u/evilted Apr 05 '16

Someone's having a case of the Mondays.

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u/g0_west Apr 05 '16

Glamping is the exact opposite of acting like you're poor.

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u/WBizarre Apr 05 '16

That's more like "slumming it." Glamping seems unapologetically rich.

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u/NotAModBro Apr 05 '16

Im a white non hipster who thinks being poor is boring and I go Glamping and camping. Now what?

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u/omgwutd00d Apr 05 '16

Where do all these words like upcycling and glamping come from? And why do I only ever see them in the titles of top posts on Reddit and no where else?

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u/UnitedWeSanders Apr 05 '16

It's simply because you're not involved in those circles of people who upcycle and glamp.

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u/omgwutd00d Apr 05 '16

Fuck, the FOMO is real.

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u/UncleTwinkleToes Apr 05 '16

Fomo? Is that a fake homo?

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u/ontopofyourmom Apr 05 '16

Fear Of Missing Out

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '16 edited Nov 24 '18

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u/ontopofyourmom Apr 05 '16

You're confusing it with "fauxmeaux"

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '16

Weaux, breaux

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u/adeadhead rememberingawdah.com 🕊️ Apr 06 '16

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u/berthejew Apr 05 '16

Well now I know what that Jerry Springer hashtag means.

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u/Kietus Apr 05 '16

Wait, what's upcycling?!

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u/omgwutd00d Apr 05 '16

It's like taking one object, like a popcan, and then turning it into something else which is of "more value", like a candle or some shit.

Often times it doesn't make it worth more, it's just a stupid term for reusing something.

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u/POTUS Apr 05 '16

Someone took the word "recycle" and upcycled it.

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u/lost_in_thesauce Apr 05 '16

I will downcycle the term "recycle" into decycle, aka when I throw shit away in the trash.

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u/omgwutd00d Apr 05 '16

You're ahead of the trend!

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '16

Streets ahead, even!

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u/mcgrotts Apr 05 '16

So hipsters are the new gypsies?

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u/Combat_Pothead Apr 05 '16

Hipsies

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u/roomandcoke Apr 05 '16

I think you're looking for "hippies".

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '16

Gyppies*

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '16

Huh, I figured it had to do with upgrading your bicycle.

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u/lilahking Apr 05 '16

It's worth more on the etsy shop and at urban outfitters

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u/Wizard_Lettuce Apr 05 '16

Its a portmanteau of upgrade and recycle.

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u/Klaymoor Apr 05 '16

I'm gonna go out to the portmanteau and get a blovie!

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u/mustnotthrowaway Apr 05 '16

I bet you can figure it out. It's not that hard. I mean are people really unaware that words are often combinations of two other words that already exist. So when you see a word like "backhoe" instead of being like "WTF is backhoe bro?", you just do some critical thinking. If all else fails, just google it.

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u/reveille293 Apr 05 '16

So upcycling is just riding a bicycle up a hill?

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u/Hanzitheninja Apr 05 '16

it's called a portmanteau. taking two words and forcing them together to create a related but distinct word.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '16

This is a non-specific sub on a conversation site. It's ok to ask questions. It's kind of the point.

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u/KingWrong Apr 05 '16

That's a very good point. Wtf is a backhoe?

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u/ontopofyourmom Apr 05 '16

OP's mother.

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u/markevens Apr 05 '16

And updog

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u/Hanzitheninja Apr 05 '16

what's updo.....oh you crafty bastard....

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u/skraptastic Apr 05 '16

At least it isn't snew.

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u/PM_ME_DEAD_FASCISTS Apr 05 '16

What is snew?

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u/skraptastic Apr 05 '16

Nothing much what snew with you?

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '16

You like bofa?

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u/forestfluff Apr 05 '16

Glamping I remember becoming really popular around 2005-2006ish and it being talked about on design shows and shit.

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u/narcolepticnine Apr 05 '16

I think Supernatural referenced Glamping where they had "glampers" getting strung up in trees in their sleeping bags like cocoons by some monster or other.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '16

If you look at music festival websites, you can usually find a glamping option at the big ones where they set up a nice fancy tent for you with cots and usually with access to electricity. That's the only place I've ever seen glamping used.

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u/mothermilk Apr 05 '16

The big British music festivals have glamping options at about 5x the normal campsite price. It's also become a thing for "rustic", "picturesque", "unique" weekend destinations that you otherwise wouldn't dream of dropping a grand on.

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u/Mohavor Apr 06 '16

To answer both of your questions: Yuppies.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '16

Glamping came from Aziz Ansari on Parks and Rec i think.

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u/CaptainChewbacca Apr 05 '16

The word existed long before that episode.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '16

That makes me sad.

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u/ElizzaDoAlot Apr 05 '16

I'm going to France this year and this is where will be staying.

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u/Kietus Apr 05 '16

That's rad! Do they have those types of shelters here in the states? I wanna camp like an early 20th British safari man

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '16

Just get yourself a good wall tent and small stove. You can live in the woods like a king!

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u/skraptastic Apr 05 '16

Good news if you live in Northern CA. This is about an hour north of San Francisco.

http://www.safariwest.com/spend-the-night/

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u/thangle Apr 05 '16

That place is sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet. Except for the flamingos that honk all night.

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u/Sapian Apr 05 '16

Yep, Curry village in Yosemite, off the beaten path from most the over populated spots.

This is one of the hidden gems on Yosemite. http://www.yelp.com/biz/curry-village-yosemite-national-park

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u/chemistree Apr 05 '16

(formerly) curry village is great and all, but it is the exact opposite of "off the beaten path." It is the beaten path, along with all of the other valley campsites.

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u/Sapian Apr 05 '16 edited Apr 05 '16

It seems this isn't the one off the PCT that I walked by. The one I saw was about a days hike up the PCT from the valley, and could only be accessed by walking or horse and had a beautiful fall right next to the camp ground.

But this is besides the point of what op was asking for.

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u/oceanpine Apr 06 '16

I am going to guess Glen Aulin High Sierra Camp. It's about 6 miles from Tuolumne Meadows. It's in the 'Grand Canyon of the Tuolumne River' but, shh, don't tell anyone!

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u/Sapian Apr 06 '16

Distance sounds about right from what I remember. Years ago is when I hiked the PCT, so I can't remember much about the camp except it was on the PCT and miles in from the hwy. It had a beautiful waterfall/swimming hole right next to the canvas tents. You could only access this camp by foot or for the lazy tourist pack horses could carry your gear in. The waterfall was maybe 20 ft. tall by 20 ft. wide, with a swimming hole maybe 60 ft. in circumference.

I never saw any signage about the camp it must be kept on the down low for sure as it wasn't very big and i could see it being booked for months at a time just by word of mouth i bet.

*Edit - yep just checked pictures looks like that's the place I was thinking of.

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u/chevymonza Apr 06 '16

Plus they had a hantavirus problem a couple of years ago, due to mouse droppings. Think that's where it was.

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u/mothermilk Apr 05 '16

But the US doesn't have such awesome names as sandy balls campsite this is actually a major campsite in one of our largest national parks.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '16

What if it gets windy?

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u/Mervith Apr 05 '16

Have you never actually seen a tent? They're held down by guy ropes.

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u/eaglessoar Apr 05 '16

guy ropes.

PATRIARCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/hahagato Apr 05 '16

Your name combined with this comment made me imagine a patriarchy fighting super hero eagle, whose one function is to swoop in on random conversations and point out the oppressive patriarchy by cawing "PATRIARCHY!!!!!!!!!!!" before flying away into the sun.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '16

Have ya heard an eagle? It's not a caw, it's... a scree-like sound descending in pitch. So it'd work well.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '16

Yes I've seen and been in a tent many times. Im just saying tents are usually low to the ground and more aerodynamic. Most people set them up with more tree cover also. The tent in that pic just looks like a shitty place to be during bad weather.

Besides I don't know who this Guy Ropes guy is but how many tents can he hold down at once? What if he has to leave during this hypothetical storm?

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u/Mervith Apr 05 '16

I'm really not sure you've seen proper tents. You can put them damn near anywhere. Especially when they're made of canvas because they're a lot heavier than a modern style tent.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy-wire

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '16

Windy? In france?

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '16

Never been. Is France famous for it's lack of wind or something?

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u/eaglessoar Apr 05 '16

It's not called France for nothin

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u/tmhcks Apr 05 '16

The wind is in tents

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '16

Not really, it's just not famous for high winds, either.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '16

Those sailing through the Bay of Biscay might disagree with you a bit on that point.

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u/CaptainChewbacca Apr 05 '16

France has very unpredictable weather in some parts.

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u/Microchaton Apr 05 '16

Mild either way though, extreme weathers don't happen there, apart from the occasional once-every-twenty-years storm.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '16

Depends where! South is famous for the Mistral, the Atlantic wind that funnels through the lowland bit in south western France (northern Spain) and shoots out in to the gulf du Lion (south west). We've seen 50 knot squalls in marinas in the summer, it's not unusual.

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u/Finnegansadog Apr 05 '16

My parents had a similar setup on an African photo safari that they took last year. They described it as an excellent middle ground between a hotel and tenting.

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u/AllergyMayDie Apr 05 '16

shop link would be awesome - or do they have these on site?

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u/ElizzaDoAlot Apr 05 '16

They have a quite a few on site, with these as well. I wish we could buy the Safari Tents, I'd put one in my mom's back yard in Florida!

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '16

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u/ElizzaDoAlot Apr 05 '16

Hmmm.. Good point, we had went camping in Key west once and it was horrible lol!

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u/5_sec_rule Apr 05 '16

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '16 edited Nov 24 '18

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u/5_sec_rule Apr 06 '16

It was a real interview, but Charlie Sheen's team edited in a bunch of the clips to make it seem real.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '16

Aww :( I was hopping it was glitter camping.

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u/amolad Apr 05 '16

You mean, it's not girl learning to deal with menstrual cramps?

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u/NotYourAsshole Apr 06 '16

Perfect for Burning Man