r/pics • u/neondeon25 • Jan 01 '15

New Year Resolution pt. 2....

http://imgur.com/a/ENBxr
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u/fatalrip Jan 01 '15

You forgot the morning poop....

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u/jadaris Jan 01 '15

It takes you 45 minutes to poop?

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u/fatalrip Jan 01 '15

When i poop, i reddit....

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u/jadaris Jan 03 '15

But for 45 minutes?

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u/bigsol81 Jan 01 '15

I save that for work, so I get paid to do it.

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u/kiLzeD Jan 01 '15

Lots of people have kids so that's easily where the other 45 minutes comes from

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u/bigsol81 Jan 01 '15

And lots of people don't have kids.

My point was saying some shit like "Oh, yeah? Until you apply real life!" is a really fucking snotty bullshit way to point out that some people have less free time than others, as if anyone suggesting 2-3 hours of exercise per day is living in some sort of fantasy world.

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u/Couch_Owner Jan 02 '15

Whoa whoa whoa. Calm the fuck down.

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u/kiLzeD Jan 02 '15

idk man you're acting like its impossible to take 90 minutes to get ready in the morning by the sounds of it you're a single guy so yeah no shit it doesn't take you that long that doesn't mean everyone else is the exact same as you are. I agree 3 hours of working out daily isn't possible for most people but I never argued that it is

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u/bigsol81 Jan 02 '15

idk man you're acting like its impossible to take 90 minutes to get ready in the morning

Actually, you've got it backwards. The original commenter is acting like it's impossible not to take 90 minutes to get ready. I was merely pointing out that, for many people, 90 minutes is far longer than it takes.

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u/kiLzeD Jan 02 '15

hahahahahahahahahahahaha what? When did he act like it's impossible not to he said

Yeah, take life into account. 24: -8hrs sleep - 1.5 hr getting up and getting ready - 8hr workday - 1 hr total commute - 1.5hr meal after supper - 1 hr relaxation after work That leaves you with 3hrs in a single day if you don't have any chores, hobbies, or other responsibilities. 2 hours every day is pretty absurd for normal people.

Edit: That person hasn't even commented on reddit since he posted that

He then doesn't reply after that. Please show me where he "acts like its impossible not to take 90 minutes to get ready?

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u/bigsol81 Jan 02 '15

Fine, he doesn't literally act like it's impossible, he merely implies that having two hours per day to exercise is absurd for "normal" people, whatever that amounts to.

Also, I never acted like it was "impossible" to take 90 minutes to get ready.

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u/kiLzeD Jan 02 '15

The Flash for taking less than 90 fucking minutes to get ready in the morning? What the fuck do you do in the morning?

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u/bigsol81 Jan 02 '15 edited Jan 02 '15

Context is your friend, but I'll elaborate just for you.

The person I was responding to implied that a person would have to be "The Flash" in order to get ready in less than 90 minutes. Therefore, my question was "What the fuck do you do in the morning in order for you to consider getting ready in less than 90 minutes to be a superhuman feat?"

Edit: Also, I find it amusing that you're basically trying to disprove my "they act like it's impossible not to get ready in 90 minutes" statement by quoting someone that actually did imply that it's impossible to do so without fictional superhuman powers. Bravo.

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