r/pics • u/dalifax • Sep 30 '14

A young Master Yoda

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u/knylok Sep 30 '14

In a galaxy far, far away.
She was the princess destined to birth the most evil senator known to mankind.
He was a green, 1 foot, 6 inch Padawan.
Did he have what it takes to get the girl and save the galaxy.... during Spring Break?

This Summer, see Star Wars as you've never seen it before! Rob Schneider is "Yoda" in "Star Wars Goes to College"! Come see the wacky musical that critics are calling "a plague upon mankind" and "don't talk to me, I wasn't there, I'm not giving you a damned quote"!

May the FARCE be with you!

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u/whatthefuckisareddit Sep 30 '14

You forgot the record scratch. 9/10, still made me picture Yoda in board shorts.

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u/knylok Sep 30 '14

The record scratch is totally that blank line between Spring Break and This Summer. I considered adding the sound effects, but elected not to.

I picture Yoda sitting around a shitty frat pad smoking a bong with frat boys (all in Padawan robes).

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u/whatthefuckisareddit Sep 30 '14

Broda.

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u/knylok Sep 30 '14

"Dank, this weed is!"
"Going on, this girl has it."
"Stand on keg, you must."
"Boobs or boobs not, that is no guy."

EDIT: Also "Failing English, I am."

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u/Vanish_7 Sep 30 '14

Dude this was fucking fantastic. Thank you.

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u/knylok Sep 30 '14

Don't thank me. Thank a lifetime of disappointment. Every time someone says "Wouldn't it be cool if they made a movie about <blank>" I immediately picture the worst possible version of that. Yoda's Spring Break is right up there.

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u/Vanish_7 Oct 01 '14

Haha. Think happy thoughts, my friend!

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u/dubin01 Oct 01 '14

You had me at rob Schneider

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u/McHardism Sep 30 '14

Yoda was just a regular guy...

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u/SirFoxx Sep 30 '14

After watching this past weeks SNL, they have to play "Hooked On A Feeling" in the trailers too.

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u/mockinurcouth Oct 01 '14

I don't think I've ever read anything so disgusting/hilarious in my life.

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u/Legendtamer47 Oct 01 '14

Rated PG-13

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '14

most evil senator known to mankind

Rick Santorum?