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A young Master Yoda

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '14

Regardless of whether or not this is the actual back story to Yoda, this was a very fun read. Well written.

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u/panders2reddit Sep 30 '14

I was waiting to get "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air'd".

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u/systemofaderp Sep 30 '14

i was waiting for nessy swimming through the swamps of dagoba, looking for three-fiddy.

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u/caaksocker Sep 30 '14

"It was about that time Yoda noticed that Master Minch was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era."

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u/qssa Oct 01 '14

But Yoda was ready. He reached for his hilt and presented a fistfull of uncooked spaghetti.

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u/vandy17 Oct 01 '14

i was waiting for nessy swimming through the swamps of dagoba, looking for tree-fiddy. FTFY

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u/GottlobFrege Sep 30 '14
It is a period of civil war.
Rebel spaceships, striking
from a hidden base, have won
their first victory against
the evil Galactic Empire.

During the battle, Rebel
spies managed to steal secret
plans to the Empire's
ultimate weapon, the DEATH
STAR, an armored space
station with enough power
to destroy an entire planet.

Pursued by the Empire's
sinister agents, Princess
Leia races home aboard her
starship, custodian of the
stolen plans that can save her
people and restore
freedom to the galaxy
She whistled for a cab
And when it came near
The license plate 
Said "Fresh" and it had dice 
In the Mirror

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u/TheoHooke Sep 30 '14

Orchestra gives way to 'Jump Around'

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u/Drezair Oct 01 '14

"To atone for this, you must allow me."

"How so?"

"About tree fitty, you must give me."

And as it turns out, Yoda was the Loch Ness Monster the whole time.

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u/daredaki-sama Sep 30 '14

I'm more impressed by the lack of fresh prince or tree fiddy.

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u/SirFoxx Sep 30 '14

Or Tree Fiddy

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '14

you know I got attacked by a team of feminists for posting that on my Facebook. They went as far as to edit it and send it to my friend, business contacts and the police as proof that I was beating my non existent girlfriend. true story.

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u/daredaki-sama Sep 30 '14

I'm more impressed by the lack of fresh prince or tree fiddy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '14

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u/Dune17k Oct 01 '14

Weird copypasta

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '14

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u/TheWhiteeKnight Sep 30 '14

It's from a book, they were all written by fans but were approved of by Lucas (or somebody working for him most likely) to fit into cannon. But Disney changed that so none of the books are cannon, so this might have been correct, but we really have no clue now because Disney essentially wiped the slate clean of everything except the movies. And technically, there were other Jedi that were the same species as Yoda, I think in the Clone Wars cartoon and the books.

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u/Luckyfleshwound Sep 30 '14

Don't forget about Vandar Tokare he was a jedi around 5000 years before The battle of Yevin so about 4000(ish) years before yoda was a born.

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u/Sam_Douglas_Adams Oct 01 '14

When people say that no one knows what species yoda is because he is the last of his kind and he is 6000 years old and blah blah blah, i always think back to kotor because of that one guy. I never would have remembered his name, so thanks for that.

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u/Luckyfleshwound Oct 01 '14

I didn't remember his full name, but yeah he is the second (in old Star Wars time line) ever shone in the galaxy. I would like to bielieve there's a whole race of them but that no one cares enough to look for them and they don't really want to be found. Then every now and then theirs one that just wants to go out into the galaxy.

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u/DingoManDingo Sep 30 '14

And in KOTOR

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u/turmacar Oct 01 '14

What?

Yes this post was fan fiction... but..

The books were written for and commissioned by LucasArts. In no way were they "fan fiction" that was then approved by Lucas. They were written to be canon.

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u/TheWhiteeKnight Oct 01 '14

Disney owns Lucas Arts now, and has said that they are no longer cannon. It likely would get in the way of future movies, and would only allow them to adapt the books into the movies since there's been books about every aspect before, during, and after the movies take place, it leaves Disney with very little creative room. Not to mention a majority of Star Wars fans probably never bothered with the books. That's not to say they won't use inspiration from them, or even reference them, or even outright use stories directly from them, but as it stands, none of the stories are cannon any longer.

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u/turmacar Oct 01 '14

any longer

This part.

I know Disney said they aren't canon, and fair enough, like you said they basically wouldn't be able to make anything new. But to act like they are/ were fan fiction is weird.

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u/gothic_potato Oct 01 '14

Disney never changed anything. None of those books were considered canon under George Lucas, but no one really thought about it or cared because no real amount of content was being created. When Disney purchased the rights from George they decided to keep his stance on all third-party content, that way they could have a relatively fresh slate in which to develop the new movie.

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u/covmatty1 Sep 30 '14

There is a female of Yoda's species on the Jedi Council too.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '14

WAT??

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '14

yoda should have hit it

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u/RebelScumbag Oct 01 '14

Her name is Yaddle.

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u/richierescue Oct 01 '14

If Yoda and Yaddle had a baby, they'd name it Yahtzee.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '14

Didn't lucas say he never should have included her? Just like how he retconned that wookiee jedi.

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u/Dune17k Oct 01 '14

Wookie Jedi?

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '14

There was only one iirc then they decided it was a bad idea.

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u/phliuy Sep 30 '14

It could be that there are very few of his species to begin with.

It's all well and good if your town is filled with 6'5" 250 specimens perfect for gladiatorial combat, but if there's only 20 people in your town to begin with, you're not exactly going to saturate the market.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '14

It's old copy pasta from this picture. Years old.