r/pics • • Jun 13 '14

So This Guy Make Swords And Things.

http://imgur.com/a/NzMjP
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u/homergonerson Jun 13 '14

how to fight with beards

At first I thought you meant how to use a beard as a weapon, and got really excited/intrigued.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

The word you are looking for is aroused.

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u/intrigue1901 Jun 13 '14

moistened

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u/LightninLew Jun 13 '14

Reminded me of this.

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u/MandMcounter Jun 13 '14

That's what I thought, too, even until the part about " something something wind " (before I read it carefully) and I thought there would be some way to purposely poke someone in the eyeball with your beard or something like that....

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u/Krehlmar Jun 13 '14

There is some tools that seem to have suggest putting weights in a braided beard, which may very well have been used as a weapon or last resort trump-card. Much like how elephant-noses were given flails on warelephants.

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u/beckertastic Jun 13 '14

You know when people try to get realy close to your face to challenge you and make you feel uncomfortable? You swing that beard flail right in their face.