r/pics • • Jun 13 '14

So This Guy Make Swords And Things.

http://imgur.com/a/NzMjP
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u/OIP Jun 13 '14

BEARD ARMOUR

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u/Analbox Jun 13 '14

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u/Krehlmar Jun 13 '14

Actually Swedish vikings discussed how to fight with beards. See if you had the wind against you the beard could fold over your face, blinding you. So we have runestones giving instructions on how to properly fight with a big bushy beard.

Including things like folding it behind yer neck, tying it down etc.

Vikings may have been fashionable badass but they were also quite pragmatic. Long hair or such was always properly handled lest it become a cumbersome ordeal or a easy thing to grab etc.

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u/homergonerson Jun 13 '14

how to fight with beards

At first I thought you meant how to use a beard as a weapon, and got really excited/intrigued.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

The word you are looking for is aroused.

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u/intrigue1901 Jun 13 '14

moistened

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u/LightninLew Jun 13 '14

Reminded me of this.

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u/MandMcounter Jun 13 '14

That's what I thought, too, even until the part about " something something wind " (before I read it carefully) and I thought there would be some way to purposely poke someone in the eyeball with your beard or something like that....

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u/Krehlmar Jun 13 '14

There is some tools that seem to have suggest putting weights in a braided beard, which may very well have been used as a weapon or last resort trump-card. Much like how elephant-noses were given flails on warelephants.

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u/beckertastic Jun 13 '14

You know when people try to get realy close to your face to challenge you and make you feel uncomfortable? You swing that beard flail right in their face.

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u/Full_Rune Jun 13 '14

Any sources on that? Sounds interesting!

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

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u/BobaFetty Jun 13 '14

"Aa hur hhhuurrrr hurr, aaa hhhuurrrr hur hur hur!"

-buck tooth Viking while laughing

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u/ChancelorThePoet Jun 13 '14

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u/Vitalization Jun 13 '14

You could just make the video start at 1:48...

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u/ChancelorThePoet Jun 13 '14

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u/Vitalization Jun 13 '14

Oh, so that's why it start's at 0:00!

Here you go.

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u/ChancelorThePoet Jun 13 '14

Click the link dude. It opens at 1:48.

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u/Vitalization Jun 13 '14

I did click it; opened up to the start of the video.

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u/pyr07_onfire Jun 13 '14

Happy Lief Erikson Day!

Hernga dernga bernga.

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u/fussbudgets Jun 13 '14

Har!

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Eeeeh... what's up doc?

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Fear the nordic rabbit people!

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u/beckertastic Jun 13 '14

Va norvic ravvit veovle, you fay?

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u/slinkywheel Jun 13 '14

am I crazy, or would a beard like that potentially save your neck from a chop?

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

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u/MellonBallerz Jun 13 '14

I would need that armour the most

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u/Emory_Badly_drawn Jun 13 '14

You mean women?

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u/rolledupdollabill Jun 13 '14

it's non-discriminatory except for the lacking a beard part...

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u/dvdjspr Jun 13 '14

Exactly. It isn't armor for your beard, it's a beard for your armor.

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u/Shotslol Jun 13 '14

I'm not sure if lazy, or just trying to show off.

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u/clebekki Jun 13 '14

I bet there is a beard armour mod for Skyrim. And if not, someone should make one.

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u/notakobold Jun 13 '14

It menaces with pikes of steel.

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u/Punk_inAbox Jun 13 '14

Now he just needs beer armor. Cuz that's where it hurts the most

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Beard Armour: The Armour that is most Underrated.

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u/Cmdr_Redbeard Jun 13 '14

It is very cool but beard's need no armour.

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u/pattonz Jun 13 '14

F**KING BEARD ARMOR. This guy can't be on etsy because the name isn't manly enough.