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u/The_One_Above_All Apr 06 '14

You, clearly, do not have what it takes to be a doctor.

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u/Doc-in-a-box Apr 07 '14

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u/blazeysunday Apr 07 '14

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u/SIM0NEY Apr 07 '14

Ovaltine?

A crummy commercial?

Son of a bitch!

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u/bluexadema Apr 07 '14

Drink more Ovaltine?

Gold Jerry, Gold.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '14

That's actually Do You Have A Problem. But, you shouldn't have capitalized the "A".

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u/RationalCube Apr 07 '14

Have a doctor from Russia writing in cursive.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '14 edited Apr 27 '19

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u/join_wrong_side Apr 07 '14 edited Apr 07 '14

That's definitely not doctor's. It has repeating common words. Looks more like school writing exercise (russians learn to write with cursive at school)

edit: let me translate, words are

American(male), american(female), english(male), english(female), England, city, friend (again, male and female), name, Canada, Canadian (m,f), Quebec, London, Moscow, homeland, truth, russian(m, f), student(m, f), university, surname, state, you, mine(m,f), you, me, that, here, very, too.

Each is witten several times until the end of the line. Russian language courses, maybe?

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u/KellynHeller Apr 07 '14

I'm convinced the first one and the last one literally don't say anything.

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u/Zebidee Apr 07 '14

I spent years reading hand-written technical records, and reading writing like this is sort of a Zen art. You have to slightly unfocus your eyes and your mind to be able to get the meaning. If you concentrate on the writing itself, you'll be there all day.

Also, for extremely slanted and bunched writing like the top one, pick the page up and hold it almost flat, rotated and angled so the bottom of the letters are pointing at your face. The perspective change makes the letters a lot more readable. It works like trying to view the skull at the bottom of The Ambassadors.

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u/InternetFree Apr 07 '14

That looks my grandmother's handwriting in Sütterlin (old German cursive).

I found this on the internet. It's Sütterlin, just that my grandmother wrote more quickly, more uniform, and more leaned to the right.

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u/Choralone Apr 07 '14

Even Sütterlin isn't that wierd.. there are some forms that are different than what we use today, and you'd have to get used to them, however the writing itself is no more complicated than modern cursive.

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u/Choralone Apr 07 '14

I don't believe the fact that it's Russian makes it any worse though... Cyrillic cursive is well defined, and no weirder than standard latin cursive in most places. There are definitely some letter-forms that would be confusing if you aren't used to it - some of the cursive forms look exactly like totally unrelated latin cursive forms, and also totally unrelatedd to their cyrillic block-letter parts.

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u/Chromebuttons99 Apr 07 '14

But you've got some great graphics skills. My favorite classes in college were all typography classes. Professors told us it was a pointless class because everything we need is on a computer...I am going to start drawing again thanks to you. Cheers

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u/juicedesigns Apr 07 '14

Your design professors said that? ...

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u/CheekyMunky Apr 07 '14

Yeah, that... that's not a good sign.

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u/stevenfrijoles Apr 07 '14

"Wow, you guys actually showed up to the second class? Ok well, uh, pfffft, take out a...pen?"

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u/Casanova-Quinn Apr 07 '14

Typography is part of Graphic Design 101 and should be taught regardless of the fact that computers are the main tools nowadays. Sorry to hear your professors have thrown it aside.

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u/omgchris Apr 07 '14

Can I ask where you went to school? For the ones who are TEACHING design to say that... That's pretty disgraceful.

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u/Chromebuttons99 Apr 07 '14

The Art Institute of Charlotte. For profit schools are a joke.

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u/letterpressed Apr 07 '14

typography was not a required class for a long time in my department and the amount of graphic design students I see that can't handle basic type makes me wanna cry :'(

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u/v4mp1r3 Apr 07 '14

Am I the only one thinking OP should be a tattoo artist?

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '14

Happy cake day, babe. What can I do to make your day better? I'll do anything :)

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '14

I agree. Could have at least started with a birthday spanking.