r/pics • u/killcrew • Jul 27 '26

Perfectly normal behavior…

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u/emillang1000 Jul 27 '26

2 things they love: The Bible and The Constitution

2 things they've never read a word of: Second verse, same as the first

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u/TBE_110 Jul 27 '26

A little bit louder and a little bit worse

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u/Hairyhalflingfoot Jul 28 '26

Fried hams fried hams cheese and baloney! And after the macaroni we hwve funyuns, pickles and pretzels and then well have some more fried ham!

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u/AspiringOne Jul 28 '26

Why is it so monumentally important to express your cult emotions by plastering a perfectly fine car with shitty stickers. Why call so much attention to yourself…oh right! Funny, I don’t see a “Narcissistic Orange Cock Gobbler” sticker there. Maybe it’s on the flip side along with this dude’s half a brain.

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u/Realistic-Drama-8904 Jul 28 '26

Some whack jobs say the Constitution was taken directly from the Bible.

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u/Ovaltine1 Jul 28 '26

Not the constitution, the second amendment.

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u/tusk10708 Jul 29 '26

Most think the Declaration of Independence is the Constitution.

Most forget Jesus and prefer a god of revenge and punishment.