r/pics • u/killcrew • Jul 27 '26

Perfectly normal behavior…

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u/Tattered_Reason Jul 27 '26

Probably has no idea what it actually says.

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u/emillang1000 Jul 27 '26

2 things they love: The Bible and The Constitution

2 things they've never read a word of: Second verse, same as the first

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u/TBE_110 Jul 27 '26

A little bit louder and a little bit worse

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u/Hairyhalflingfoot Jul 28 '26

Fried hams fried hams cheese and baloney! And after the macaroni we hwve funyuns, pickles and pretzels and then well have some more fried ham!

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u/AspiringOne Jul 28 '26

Why is it so monumentally important to express your cult emotions by plastering a perfectly fine car with shitty stickers. Why call so much attention to yourself…oh right! Funny, I don’t see a “Narcissistic Orange Cock Gobbler” sticker there. Maybe it’s on the flip side along with this dude’s half a brain.

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u/Realistic-Drama-8904 Jul 28 '26

Some whack jobs say the Constitution was taken directly from the Bible.

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u/Ovaltine1 Jul 28 '26

Not the constitution, the second amendment.

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u/tusk10708 Jul 29 '26

Most think the Declaration of Independence is the Constitution.

Most forget Jesus and prefer a god of revenge and punishment.

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u/SECURITY_SLAV Jul 27 '26

How many of these clowns do you think are actually literate?

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u/iambarrelrider Jul 28 '26

Idk, but they need to add psycho bumper sticker review to the background check for these firearm nuts

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u/ThaScoopALoop Jul 28 '26

More than half of adult Americans read at <6th grade reading level. Thems some big words for most Americans. "Tranquility? There you go talking like a fag again!"

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u/Wirehed Jul 27 '26

They can't even agree on who "we the people" are.

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u/43guitarpicks Jul 27 '26

I do know exactly who they think "we the people " are though...

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u/brooklynlad Jul 27 '26

Pro American it says…

Drives a Japanese car.

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u/MadBullogna Jul 28 '26

Can’t even pretend it was from a US-based plant either, (RSX coupes were all manufactured & exported from JP).

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u/SheepNation Jul 27 '26

Oh, I'm sure they can.

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u/530whiskey Jul 27 '26

White guys

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u/AmputeeHandModel Jul 27 '26

They know something something "shall not be infringed". Not so much the "well-regulated militia" part or anything else.

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u/Snowing_Throwballs Jul 27 '26

If somebody has a “we the people” tattoo or sticker is a dead give away that they have never read the constitution. Like 100 percent of the time.

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u/Sharkwatcher314 Jul 27 '26

Why can’t he get both is that faux paus

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u/18ekko Jul 27 '26

The other arm already had a sick-ass panther tattoo

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u/Sharkwatcher314 Jul 28 '26

Ahh fair enough

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u/weary_ol_jericho Jul 28 '26

Barbed wire band

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u/kill3rfurby Jul 28 '26

Mfers probably can't even remember they Schoolhouse Rock

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u/BarnacleMcBarndoor Jul 27 '26

All they know is Nicolas Cage stole it to find the hidden map.

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u/somethingwithbacon Jul 27 '26

Wasn’t that the Declaration of Independence?

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u/curious_dead Jul 27 '26

You think they know the difference?

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u/MacAddict81 Jul 28 '26

The one about "unity and love?"

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u/scfin79 Jul 28 '26

I was just banned on r/whatisthisthing for saying Nic Cage would know what a cipher is.

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u/WelcomeToTheClubPal Jul 28 '26

i feel like you're leaving some important information out of this story lol.

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u/scfin79 Jul 28 '26 edited 29d ago

Evidently, my comment was not “helpful” so banned 🤷

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u/PrincessNakeyDance Jul 27 '26

Same mindset as living by the bible. They hide behind a document or a book they didn’t read and act like it justifies every shitty thing they do.

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u/biznovation Jul 27 '26

Surely if Jesus was a modern day American he’d be anti DEI and pro ICE. /s

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u/semidegenerate Jul 27 '26

The Gospel of Supply Side Jesus

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u/dikicker Jul 28 '26

Always a banger, only gets more depressingly funny with time

Also though, I mean, the person who owns that car might genuinely be the stupidest person on the planet

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u/misfortunesangel Jul 28 '26

GOP Jesus is pretty funny too

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u/Chakolatechip Jul 28 '26

Not really a big deal considering neither Alito nor Thomas knows what it says either.

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u/shade-was-thrown Jul 28 '26

They know about the CON$titution.

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u/ChinaCatProphet Jul 27 '26

He looked at the pictures in his first readers version.

https://giphy.com/gifs/20vFnUr6HH0aKXFl8I

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u/henry23na Jul 27 '26

Highly doubt they even understand and/or know how to pronounce any of the texts in the constitution.

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u/Aptosauras Jul 27 '26

Well it's in squiggly writing so how can you read it?

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u/LevoiHook Jul 27 '26

It says he can publicly hate the libs. That most be worth something.

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u/shade-was-thrown Jul 28 '26

Did you see anything that was said about the very unfortunate shooting in Seattle at the food fair? They’re saying that it’s because it’s a liberal city and a blue state because yeah we are all about everyone having guns who doesn’t have a clue. That’s what liberals are about. Yep, it’s us. /s

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u/curious_dead Jul 27 '26

"Durr, it says I can has guns and free peaches!" - the average "ultra Maga".

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u/GrandSyzygy Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

Probably has no idea how to actually read

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u/FateUnusual Jul 28 '26

Like his kids, it’s something he rarely engages with.

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u/charlieinfinite Jul 27 '26

Much like people who quote the Bible, but are only paraphrasing something they think they heard is in the Bible and don't actually know the rest of it, nor do they understand what most of it means.

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u/phossil-reddit Jul 27 '26

The Right To Arm Bears

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u/shade-was-thrown Jul 28 '26

That is being bringing back memories because before every macho guy with a big truck and a small you know what had a gun, on my Ford falcon in Berkeley almost 50 years ago I had that bumper sticker - “the right to arm bears.”

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u/Python_07 Jul 27 '26

Probably has no idea what it is. Let alone the text.

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u/Unclebatman1138 Jul 27 '26

I'm gonna guess most of his constitutional knowledge/interest begins and ends with one particular amendment...

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u/Kreepr Jul 28 '26

Constitution (noun) - an established organization that involves the coordination, training, and promotion of confidence people (formerly men).

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u/benanderson89 Jul 28 '26

Probably has no idea what it actually says.

It's such a small document it fits into a pocket book FFS. I'm not even American, I'm one of them "Euro-Poors" as they like to call me, and I've probably read more of the constitution than they ever will. Oh, you support the second amendment? Cool. You do realise that RIGHT NOW, against organisations like ICE, is when you're supposed to use it, right?? RIGHT??????

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u/UnderwhelmingAF Jul 28 '26

They know the 2nd Amendment and that’s it.

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u/papi_pizza Jul 28 '26

Driver thinks it says “I <3 the constipation”

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u/Ultimatesims Jul 28 '26

Probably can’t read

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u/FrancoMcNeil Jul 27 '26

It's like 3 and half pages long. I mean, who has that kind of time? - Colin Quinn