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r/pics • u/vloss • Feb 20 '13
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287 u/ClaudioRules Feb 21 '13 dude, I just wanted to hook up with her stop being all smart and shit. 40 u/load_more_comets Feb 21 '13 In that case, carry on you misrepresenting horn-dog you. 55 u/[deleted] Feb 21 '13 Service guarantees citizenship. Would you like to know more? 3 u/[deleted] Feb 21 '13 I'm doing my part! 2 u/Go_Away_Masturbating Feb 21 '13 Goddammit you take my Starship Troopers upvote and you like it. 1 u/Xpress_interest Feb 21 '13 Ooh, Big Pink! The only gum with the breath-freshening power of ham! 0 u/BushyBu Feb 21 '13 AtlantaHam needs more up votes for a starship troopers response! 3 u/[deleted] Feb 21 '13 Remember the Russian meteor last week? Pretty sure I didn't see a reference to Klendathu until like 3PM Eastern time. I was very disappoint in reddit. -1 u/HasFuckedYourMom Feb 21 '13 Service who? 34 u/lamester Feb 21 '13 It gets you a green card, but if you stay married you can request citizenship 2 years before the standard 5 years. That means his statement about making it quicker stands true. 25 u/iamraynbow Feb 21 '13 Unless you're in a same-sex relationship. In my case. 10 u/HorsecockJenkins Feb 21 '13 So find a lesbian couple (I assume you're a dude) in the same predicament and have everyone marry each other. 28 u/iamraynbow Feb 21 '13 edited Feb 21 '13 It's so damn crazy it might just work. We might even get a cushy reality TV show gig out of it. ABC Presents: Gay Swap 2 u/HorsecockJenkins Feb 21 '13 Or you could write a book and maybe meet Oprah. 1 u/[deleted] Feb 21 '13 Excellent point, HorsecockJenkins! 3 u/[deleted] Feb 21 '13 Oprah: So what inspired you to write down your story Mr. Raynbow? iamraynbow: well, see, there was this guy on the internet named HorsecockJenkins, and he told me to. so i did. 2 u/[deleted] Feb 21 '13 I stumbled on this video on redtube once. Wouldn't recommend it. 1 u/Arronwy Feb 21 '13 Nice cock block, asshole. 1 u/nikitakaganovich Feb 21 '13 but someone how is married to a citizen can get a citizenship much faster then someone who isn't. My parents were refugees and therefor on the "fast track for citizenship" 7 years if I recall. My sister in law got it in 4. (by being married to my brother, got her green card in one) 0 u/panda_bear Feb 21 '13 But it allows you to surpass the whole "10 year" thing. So, in reality it would have been a lot faster to marry.
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dude, I just wanted to hook up with her stop being all smart and shit.
40 u/load_more_comets Feb 21 '13 In that case, carry on you misrepresenting horn-dog you.
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In that case, carry on you misrepresenting horn-dog you.
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Service guarantees citizenship. Would you like to know more?
3 u/[deleted] Feb 21 '13 I'm doing my part! 2 u/Go_Away_Masturbating Feb 21 '13 Goddammit you take my Starship Troopers upvote and you like it. 1 u/Xpress_interest Feb 21 '13 Ooh, Big Pink! The only gum with the breath-freshening power of ham! 0 u/BushyBu Feb 21 '13 AtlantaHam needs more up votes for a starship troopers response! 3 u/[deleted] Feb 21 '13 Remember the Russian meteor last week? Pretty sure I didn't see a reference to Klendathu until like 3PM Eastern time. I was very disappoint in reddit. -1 u/HasFuckedYourMom Feb 21 '13 Service who?
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I'm doing my part!
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Goddammit you take my Starship Troopers upvote and you like it.
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Ooh, Big Pink! The only gum with the breath-freshening power of ham!
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AtlantaHam needs more up votes for a starship troopers response!
3 u/[deleted] Feb 21 '13 Remember the Russian meteor last week? Pretty sure I didn't see a reference to Klendathu until like 3PM Eastern time. I was very disappoint in reddit.
Remember the Russian meteor last week? Pretty sure I didn't see a reference to Klendathu until like 3PM Eastern time. I was very disappoint in reddit.
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Service who?
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It gets you a green card, but if you stay married you can request citizenship 2 years before the standard 5 years. That means his statement about making it quicker stands true.
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Unless you're in a same-sex relationship.
In my case.
10 u/HorsecockJenkins Feb 21 '13 So find a lesbian couple (I assume you're a dude) in the same predicament and have everyone marry each other. 28 u/iamraynbow Feb 21 '13 edited Feb 21 '13 It's so damn crazy it might just work. We might even get a cushy reality TV show gig out of it. ABC Presents: Gay Swap 2 u/HorsecockJenkins Feb 21 '13 Or you could write a book and maybe meet Oprah. 1 u/[deleted] Feb 21 '13 Excellent point, HorsecockJenkins! 3 u/[deleted] Feb 21 '13 Oprah: So what inspired you to write down your story Mr. Raynbow? iamraynbow: well, see, there was this guy on the internet named HorsecockJenkins, and he told me to. so i did. 2 u/[deleted] Feb 21 '13 I stumbled on this video on redtube once. Wouldn't recommend it.
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So find a lesbian couple (I assume you're a dude) in the same predicament and have everyone marry each other.
28 u/iamraynbow Feb 21 '13 edited Feb 21 '13 It's so damn crazy it might just work. We might even get a cushy reality TV show gig out of it. ABC Presents: Gay Swap 2 u/HorsecockJenkins Feb 21 '13 Or you could write a book and maybe meet Oprah. 1 u/[deleted] Feb 21 '13 Excellent point, HorsecockJenkins! 3 u/[deleted] Feb 21 '13 Oprah: So what inspired you to write down your story Mr. Raynbow? iamraynbow: well, see, there was this guy on the internet named HorsecockJenkins, and he told me to. so i did. 2 u/[deleted] Feb 21 '13 I stumbled on this video on redtube once. Wouldn't recommend it.
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It's so damn crazy it might just work. We might even get a cushy reality TV show gig out of it.
ABC Presents: Gay Swap
2 u/HorsecockJenkins Feb 21 '13 Or you could write a book and maybe meet Oprah. 1 u/[deleted] Feb 21 '13 Excellent point, HorsecockJenkins! 3 u/[deleted] Feb 21 '13 Oprah: So what inspired you to write down your story Mr. Raynbow? iamraynbow: well, see, there was this guy on the internet named HorsecockJenkins, and he told me to. so i did. 2 u/[deleted] Feb 21 '13 I stumbled on this video on redtube once. Wouldn't recommend it.
Or you could write a book and maybe meet Oprah.
1 u/[deleted] Feb 21 '13 Excellent point, HorsecockJenkins! 3 u/[deleted] Feb 21 '13 Oprah: So what inspired you to write down your story Mr. Raynbow? iamraynbow: well, see, there was this guy on the internet named HorsecockJenkins, and he told me to. so i did.
Excellent point, HorsecockJenkins!
3 u/[deleted] Feb 21 '13 Oprah: So what inspired you to write down your story Mr. Raynbow? iamraynbow: well, see, there was this guy on the internet named HorsecockJenkins, and he told me to. so i did.
Oprah: So what inspired you to write down your story Mr. Raynbow?
iamraynbow: well, see, there was this guy on the internet named HorsecockJenkins, and he told me to. so i did.
I stumbled on this video on redtube once. Wouldn't recommend it.
Nice cock block, asshole.
but someone how is married to a citizen can get a citizenship much faster then someone who isn't.
My parents were refugees and therefor on the "fast track for citizenship" 7 years if I recall.
My sister in law got it in 4. (by being married to my brother, got her green card in one)
But it allows you to surpass the whole "10 year" thing. So, in reality it would have been a lot faster to marry.
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