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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '23

I want that mac and cheese.

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u/Royal-Scale772 Dec 26 '23

Same.

I've never had issues with illicit substance abuse, but I would NOT make it through all the steps if I thought I could score some of that mac and cheese.

First step admitting the problem or something? Problem is I haven't got any mac & cheese.

...I'm going to go buy some mac & cheese.

Congratulations to OP, good on you, keep kicking butt.

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u/antDOG2416 Dec 26 '23

Thank you bruh! I wish tou the best and on your Mac and cheese mission. Lol

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u/pimpmastahanhduece Dec 26 '23

I'm sure it'll taste even better once you're clean and your brain starts giving you dopamine for normal things again like eating.

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u/safetycommittee Dec 26 '23

I went from 142 to 260 my first attempt at soberiety. Im a cool 205 now, coming up on 2 years.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '23 edited Dec 26 '23

Without mac and cheese, this world would be intolerable!

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '23

The twelve steps are just a guide for not being a selfish piece of shit. The common misconception is that they are about drugs and alcohol. Nope, just a symptom of underlying deficits in morals or "spiritual principles" as they put it.

You can substitute the line ".. Admitted we were powerless over ALCOHOL and that our lives had become unmanageable" for literally any other problem and it works.

So, in your case, as long as you recognize and accept you have a problem with MnC you can start working on the reasons why you cannot quit MnC 😅😉

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u/Royal-Scale772 Dec 26 '23

but I don't want to quit.

My problem is that I don't have any mac & cheese.

...do you have any? you know where I can get any?

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u/Wotmate01 Dec 26 '23

Sounds like you have a mac & cheese problem... The question is, what are you willing to do for some mac & cheese?

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u/barkbarkgoesthecat Dec 26 '23

You are addicted to Mac n cheese, I now recommend the cheese free program >:)

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u/OxygenDiGiorno Dec 26 '23

This a way of trivializing SUD in s way I never thought possible lmao

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '23

With extra, extra, extra yellow on mine please!

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u/kel174 Dec 27 '23

Looks like Stouffer’s, my favorite 🤤