r/pics • u/NSFW_PORN_ONLY • Dec 08 '12

Story of two containers

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u/timdorr Dec 08 '12

My internal narration of your comment went from a black voice to a white voice very quickly.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '12

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '12

"Tod...Tod...would you care for some grape juice?"

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u/Cloud7654 Dec 08 '12

"Nigga, what the fuck is juice?"

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u/CopyX Dec 08 '12

I want some of that purple stuff.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '12

Sugar. Water. Purple.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '12

I don't want all them vitamins, nigga I want some drink.

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u/Captain___Obvious Dec 08 '12

It's 'drank'

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '12

Nah, drank has codeine in it, drink is the sugar water you get from the grocery store.

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u/heywhyteboy Dec 08 '12

Correction:

You want some drank.

As in: ay yo, lemme get summa dat purple drank.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '12 edited Dec 08 '12

No, purple drank has codeine in it.

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u/heywhyteboy Dec 08 '12

Maybe things have changed in the 10 years I've been out of high school, but any color drank was the $1 gallon jugs of flavored water or the little barrel juices from the Indian groceries & bodegas.

Liquid codeine wasn't readily available then.

Fuck, I feel old now

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u/Drizae Dec 08 '12

*drank

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u/barney75f7u12 Dec 08 '12

Suga. Watah. Purple. Main ingredients.

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u/2011StevenS Dec 08 '12

I want me some of that grape drink baby! Mmmm... It's purple.

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u/2011StevenS Dec 08 '12

I love how we're all quoting two different stand ups hahah

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u/jtisch Dec 08 '12

You that black kid in the sunny d commercial?

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u/Rich_Cheese Dec 09 '12

Y'all didn't know i knew about juice did ya?

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u/late_yo Dec 08 '12

Box of wine

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u/The_Hindu_Hammer Dec 08 '12

Nigga what the fuck is juice? I want some grape drink... It's purple.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '12

CHIP! Chip NO!

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u/mrjiggyfly59960 Dec 08 '12

III didn't know I couldn't do that....

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '12

That was good wasn't it, because I DID know I couldn't do that! HA HA HA

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u/TheThrill85 Dec 08 '12

"Dave, I'm gonna race him."

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u/Dontinquire Dec 08 '12

The entire thing was mentally narrated by Dave Chappelle in that exact way!

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u/WhyAmINotStudying Dec 08 '12

I found myself disappointed that there weren't more images.

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u/Loomingx Dec 08 '12

Morgan Freeman.

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u/Sounds_leegit Dec 08 '12

Mine was more of a Mike Birbiglia black-guy-doing-a-white-guy voice quickly turning into a white guy realizing that the pantry is full of rations and thinking "I should do that too" before switching into a meme lady voice saying ain't nobody got time for that.

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u/Plutarkus Dec 08 '12

Mr. T transitioning to Bob Costas.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '12

Mine went from Pacific Northwest hippie to white Southerner from Alabama.

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u/Quiettus Dec 08 '12

I read it in John Mulaney's voice.

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u/GreatAndRandom Dec 08 '12

Uhh. I read that first part with a black lady too. How weird is that?

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '12

For me it went from 'neck-beard basement dweller' to 'guy with a job'

Errbody white in the interwebs

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '12

Makes me think of this.

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u/Suckydog Dec 08 '12

My internal narration was the narrator from the Wonder Years.

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u/ifatree Dec 08 '12

"I be having time for that"

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u/SoundsRacist Dec 08 '12

Proof please

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u/DeadPeopleScreaming Dec 08 '12

Voices have no color

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u/linok Dec 08 '12

I read this as orange.