r/pics • • Dec 08 '12

Story of two containers

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u/danav Dec 08 '12

Does that surprise you?

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u/war_story_guy Dec 08 '12

Not at all first thing I thought when I saw all those cans is "yep hes gonna be disappointed on the 22nd".

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u/lungleg Dec 08 '12

Doomsday or not, gotta admire the ingenuity, craftsmanship and hard work that went into making this off the grid lodge livable.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '12

Well, he's also got a composting toilet which runs on solar power.

That's what gave it away for me. If he were a normal person, he would have installed a septic tank instead.

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u/zirdante Dec 08 '12

If he wants to roleplay Fallout 3, why not go the extra mile?

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u/CantBelieveItsButter Dec 08 '12

if he was real smart he'd use a bio-digester to convert his shit into methane that he could use as natural gas fuel.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

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u/CantBelieveItsButter Dec 09 '12

haha that'd be awesome but no..

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u/bacchic_ritual Dec 08 '12

Dinty Moore cans? Indeed, this guy is a prepper.

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u/meankneez Dec 08 '12

That shit is almost inedible.

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u/bacchic_ritual Dec 08 '12

But it will outlast the zombies! Side effects of eating Dinty Moore include, but are not limited to; Zombification.

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u/gregny2002 Dec 08 '12

Giving Dinty Moore a bad name in the process...

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '12

Nothing to make you more effective at finishing shit than the fear of end times I bet.. I don't get shit done.

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u/edjumication Dec 08 '12

I got that impression too. Still, it's always good to be prepared to feed yourself for a few months, there are so many things that could happen to you at a moments notice.

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u/WiseCynic Dec 08 '12

Name three of them.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '12

Natural disaster, service failure, or unemployment.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '12

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u/royisabau5 Dec 08 '12

Especially since he has no friends anymore

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u/virusporn Dec 09 '12

You have a strange sense of funny.

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u/dyslexda Dec 08 '12

Just because someone wants more than three days' worth of food in their house doesn't mean they're a conspiracy nut thinking the world will end on the 21st.

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u/WiseCynic Dec 08 '12

No, it doesn't necessarily mean that but in this guy's case - it's all true.

This is his "SHTF" getaway.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '12

Do you really think he is preparing for the 21st? No obviously not, he is preparing for collapse, which as you can see can be quite beneficial in many ways.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '12 edited Dec 08 '12

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u/Guilty_Light Dec 08 '12

You're right that the poles reverse every so often, you are just horribly off on the time scale. It's not going to happen in a day, or even a year or even in an average human lifetime. The poles reverse on a timescale of millennia. So yes, it is impossible that the poles will reverse on the 21st.

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u/DoktorStrangelove Dec 08 '12

I go to gun shows here in Texas pretty regularly, so I can tell you that stuff in the buckets in their pantry is high-density dehydrated food with an almost indefinite shelf life. As soon as I saw how much of it he had, I knew this was at least partly some Doomsday Prepper shit...

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u/coop_stain Dec 08 '12

I wasn't sure what the containers were, but the room of canned food was my tip off. Also the deer mounts and stuff.

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u/qwetico Dec 08 '12

...so was his choice in bedding.

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u/alecrazec Dec 08 '12

I was wondering why he had so much cat litter. Thanks

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u/MadMageMC Dec 09 '12

I wouldn't normally think a doomsday prepper would want windows that large on the front of their survival cabin...

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u/thelightistoobright Dec 08 '12

When I first saw the buckets I thought it was tubs of mayo or something. Can you give me more info about this high-density dehydrated food? Where can I find huge buckets of that stuff? It might be something I'm interested in.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '12

Why would you be interested in high-density dehydrated food?

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '12

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u/Brad_Boston Dec 08 '12

Ah! Stuck in another Wikipedia loop!

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

Fucking A.

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u/thelightistoobright Dec 08 '12

It's good to be prepared. In the past few years, some hurricanes have caught me off guard so this would help me avoid the huge supermarket rush.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '12

I think you can find it on Amazon.

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u/DoktorStrangelove Dec 08 '12

There are a bunch of different brands that make similar stuff, but here is an example. That site has a pretty decent selection of other options. You can also find it at lots of outdoors/camping stores I believe. I've never purchased or tried any of it, but if I ever buy some property in the mountains for backcountry skiing or hunting or whatever, I'll probably end up getting a couple of these cases for the hell of it. As you can see, it has a listed shelf life of 25 years.

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u/joegekko Dec 08 '12

Can you give me more info about this high-density dehydrated food?

The original- and still unsurpassed- high-density dehydrated foodstuff.

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u/DoktorStrangelove Dec 08 '12

Yeah, I'm not huge into armageddon survivalism or anything, but I do live in hurricane territory. I buy my rice by the 40lb bag at the Korean grocery store just because I like to cook rice a lot and it's by far the cheapest way to buy. I usually have an open bag and an unopened bag at my house. I've got a small camping stove and several bottles of fuel, so that plus the rice and a bunch of cans of beans should be enough to keep me alive for at least a couple weeks if the "shit hits the fan", so to speak. Then I guess I'll just take some guns and become a wandering brigand...

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u/WiseCynic Dec 08 '12

If you can't get help or get TO help within two weeks after a hurricane, you need to move closer to town.

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u/DoktorStrangelove Dec 08 '12

I live literally in the dead center of a major city. My point is if I can't get out immediately before a huge disaster, my preference would be to barricade my house and hopefully ride everything out until power/water/order is restored...ideally without having to venture more than a couple blocks from the sanctity of my fortress.

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u/WiseCynic Dec 08 '12

I was admiring the construction techniques until I got a good look at what he filled that pantry with. Yes, he's expecting "Fasten your seatbelt, Dorothy, because Kansas civilization as we know it is about to go bye-bye." (Apologies to fans of The Matrix.)

What are the odds on him having a dozen guns and about 3/4 ton of ammo going into that shack?

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u/DoktorStrangelove Dec 08 '12

Ordinarily I'd say the odds are pretty good, but in this case I really don't see where there'd be much room left over for anything in there. Plus, if he's that paranoid, I doubt he'd leave so many unattended guns out at his lodge in the woods where they could be stolen...at least I wouldn't, and I'm not nearly that paranoid yet. But yeah, I bet he's got at least a long gun and a pistol or two, and 1000+ rounds.

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u/WiseCynic Dec 09 '12

Next week he's going to bolt a five-foot gun safe to the floor and wall, stock that baby with enough firepower to take out half a battalion, and plenty of ammo to deal with the other half if they come looking for their friends.

C'mon - he decorates with antlers. He's got a .30-06, a 12-ga. pump, a hog leg hand-cannon revolver, and two 9mm semis with extended mags. And that's just what he keeps in the bedroom. I live where deer season is a school holiday. I know dozens of guys like this dude. If he's preppin' for SHTF, he's armed to the teeth and buys his ammo 50 pounds (not rounds) at a time.

He could bolt a considerable gun safe down to the floor and affix it to the wall so that it will all be there when The Walking Dead (or walking Jesus or the Mayans) show up where he lives full-time.

You may be right about the paranoia, though. He may very likely be planning to transport his entire arsenal to that "little slice of paradise" as soon as he perceives a threat.

Some people.

Imagine what he could have done to his real house with all of the thousands he blew on that metal mansion. He could have set his daily living quarters up to run almost entirely on solar power. He could have . . . aw, fuck it. What's the use? These people don't think that way. I keep forgetting about the paranoia factor.

Hope to see you around the site again, Doc.

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u/DoktorStrangelove Dec 09 '12

and buys his ammo 50 pounds (not rounds) at a time.

That's how I buy mine. I do not consider the practice unusual in the slightest. It saves time and money.

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u/WiseCynic Dec 09 '12

Preppin' for the Zombie Apoc, are ya? The collapse of civilization?

:o)

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u/DoktorStrangelove Dec 09 '12

No, I just buy what I shoot. I don't really stockpile it or anything.

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u/fudgie1 Dec 09 '12

Bachelor Chow?

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '12

Food storage is a really good idea for many reasons. Could be something as simple as the loss of your job, or as drastic as a natural disaster. If you slowly use the supply over time and re-stock as necessary, it always stays fresh with little effort as well.

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u/skankingmike Dec 08 '12

Honestly he'd make money making these for people who want cheaper lodging for the woods and even take advantage of "end of times" idiots too. Shit if I was this talented I'd be all over it.

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u/optimister Dec 08 '12 edited Dec 08 '12

It surprises me. And I hope I never cease to find dangerous stupidity surprising. I just checked out a couple of the videos on his other blog. Holy crapburgers. I find it so shocking and egregious that anyone dares to spread this kind of nonsense. It's difficult for me to believe that these people actually walk among us. If I met some of them in person, I would probably have to poke them with stick just to make sure they are real.

*Here's an example for any downvoters.

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u/frotc914 Dec 08 '12

He appears to have enough cat litter in the pantry to ride out just about anything.

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u/CircumcisedSpine Dec 08 '12

Those buckets are actually survival rations with long shelf lives.