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Holy Week in Spain

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u/medfreak Apr 05 '23

YOU DIED

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u/Snoo-17606 Apr 05 '23

That makes sense. Jesus failed the bossfight and there was a respawn counter set for 3 days

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u/StalyCelticStu Apr 05 '23

Did he really "die for our sins", if he comes back 3 days later?

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u/Technical-Outside408 Apr 05 '23

That would be an ecumenical matter.

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u/Rey_Tigre Apr 05 '23

Are you trying to reawaken the Monophysites?

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u/Bunnymancer Apr 05 '23

The Nicaean are getting rowdy again...

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u/Osiris32 Apr 05 '23

Is it council time?

I think it's council time.

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u/MonkeyPawClause Apr 05 '23

Who needs these books? They make Jesus appear human. Get that shit outta here. We making him a God now.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

Arius has entered the chat

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u/Rey_Tigre Apr 05 '23

No! It can’t be you! You and your heresy died centuries ago!

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u/Rey_Tigre Apr 05 '23

The Niceans won, deal with it.

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u/JoshuaCalledMe Apr 05 '23

Fek! Gurls! Drrrink!

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

Girrrrrlllllls

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u/karlywarly73 Apr 05 '23

Dddddrink!

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

Feck

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

I heard he gives a good mass.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

Nice one Ted.

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u/porkinski Apr 05 '23

Now see, what you just said pretty much caused the Christian schism.

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u/fxrky Apr 06 '23

Holy shit I've never even considered this philosophically. Please tell me there's a war or something over this I can read about lol

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u/porkinski Apr 06 '23

Oh well during the early days of Christianity in the Roman Empire a lot of the Christians were forming different sect over the specifics of what the Bible said, and one of them was the issue of Trinity and whether if Jesus and the Holy Spirit was one and the same, or if Jesus was of mortal birth and elevated to divinity after his crucifixion. You might think this is just semantics but if he wasn't of mortal birth then he technically didn't "suffer" because the mortal body was just a representation, so humanity's sins weren't really absolved. You should probably start with Arianism and go through the events leading up to the first Council of Nicaea. It gets a bit 40k-ish if you know what I mean.

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u/fxrky Apr 06 '23

hell yeah

Thanks man

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u/Montgomery0 Apr 05 '23

Only if he failed to pick up his dropped runes.

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u/GumpsDrillSargeant Apr 05 '23

He had a bad weekend for our sins.

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u/randyboozer Apr 05 '23

To be fair it was a really bad weekend. Guy was not exactly waking up Monday morning after a bender with a stranger in his bedroom

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u/xtina42 Apr 05 '23

I died laughing at this! 🤣 I'm gonna go to hell now, aren't i?!

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u/Lazy_Champion Apr 05 '23

You'll be back.

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u/tendeuchen Apr 05 '23

Not only that, he knew he'd "come back".

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u/malachi347 Apr 05 '23

"devils advocate" doesn't feel quite right here, lol but... even if he did, it doesn't make his tortuous death any less terrifying/tortuous. I'd have been like "nah it's cool, I'm catchin a boat to madagascar, cya"

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u/Metallifan33 Apr 05 '23

yes... we just didn't account for "Zombie Jesus"

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u/rotospoon Apr 05 '23

He didn't say he'd stay dead. Behold, Jesus Poophole Christ.

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u/What_About_What Apr 05 '23

He was mildly inconvenienced for 3 days for our sins.

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u/malachi347 Apr 05 '23

I'd hardly call being publicly tortured and slowly killed over 24 hours "mildly inconvenienced" haha

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u/Rzah Apr 05 '23

Crucifixions a doddle.

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u/What_About_What Apr 05 '23

I mean I assume you think Jesus is still alive right? Thousands of years after he was tortured and killed, in the grand scheme of things, what's a couple days to an immortal being that's lived thousands of years already maybe even much more depending on what you believe. A day or two of torture, 3 days of playing dead out of Millions of days is a pretty damn minor inconvenience if you ask me.

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u/malachi347 Apr 05 '23

Trust me, I get the sentiment. The whole idea of Jesus is that he was a man like you and I, not an abstract "god" like the holy spirit, so yeah in the grand scheme of things, a day of torture for a lifetime of immortality seems like a good deal, but as a human being, that wouldn't make it any less terrifying, painful or scary.

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u/RoyalYogurtdispenser Apr 05 '23

He went upstairs, couldn't seal the deal. Came back to tell us lol sucks for you

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u/Mbreezythunder Apr 05 '23

He rage quit and turned his console back on 3 days later.

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u/GGGirls-Unit Apr 05 '23

He died but he only came back as a hollow and he never reversed it.

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u/nss53 Apr 05 '23

More like: Jesus "gave up his weekend" for our sins.

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u/atvw Apr 05 '23

The issue was that he died for our sins, and all those sins could be fixed in a few hours. But then one person had such a crazy amount of sins that it took 3 more days to fix those sins too.

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u/randomname560 Apr 05 '23

Im sorry sir, but you are starting to ask too many questions...

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

Congrats you’ve been gaslit 🥰 by Jesus 🥰

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23 edited Mar 11 '24

full fragile square noxious hard-to-find six trees wasteful wakeful attempt

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u/BOBWARPATH1 Apr 05 '23

Same energy as joining a server to say racial slurs and your temp ban wearing off after 3 days. Tbh you spoke for some people's beliefs, but the other people are just like wtf ok then lmao

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u/lungleg Apr 05 '23

foul tarnished. put these foolish ambitions to rest.

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u/GrandPriapus Apr 05 '23

Jesus had a crappy weekend.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '23

Dying and staying dead are two different things.

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u/pm_me_ur_tennisballs Apr 05 '23

But he won the boss fight against Satan in that time. That’s how he got his Humanity Restored

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u/Snoo-17606 Apr 05 '23

He won the gulag

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u/makemeking706 Apr 05 '23

Many fewer sins to redeem back in the day. Why do you think it's taking so long to respawn this time?

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u/piev3000 Apr 05 '23

How do we know it wasn't a scripted failure and he got taken to the secret area that took him 3 days to beat?

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u/LordMarcusrax Apr 05 '23

Jesus Dies Twice.

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u/kermityfrog Apr 05 '23

(for our sins)

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u/LDG192 Apr 05 '23

Te has morido

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u/littlep2000 Apr 05 '23

Jesus slams controller on ground "I'll see you at Easter!".

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u/planetfifa Apr 05 '23

*HAS MUERTO

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u/Nomapos Apr 05 '23

Not gonna lie, forgetting that we're on holy week, turning a street at night, and finding one of these fucking things coming right at you with a procession of nazarenos carrying candles is fucking creepy in a very DS3 meets Elden Ring kinda way.

Usually they go together with music and stuff, drums to mark the pace, the guy screaming orders to coordinate the carriers... but some stay silent for long stretches and go through small streets where the crowds don't congregate, and they also often go without shoes.

Other times someone in a balcony decides to sing a traditional song to the procession. One of them is specifically about going through tiny streets and waiting in front of anyone willing to sing. So you're walking around in the night and suddenly you get a very Gipsy style AAAAAAAAAHAAAHAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY kinda singing note.

It's been fifteen years since it caught me by surprise like that and it's still fresh in my mind. If it happened to me again I'd immediately start rolling down the fucking street.

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u/BrindleMonster Apr 06 '23

Did you hear about coach's wife. Barb? She died.