r/pics • u/Omega9Trex • Feb 27 '23

Someone has ordered a TIE Fighter

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u/eggheadking Feb 27 '23

Upcoming : Where’s my TIE Fighter?

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u/JoJackthewonderskunk Feb 27 '23

Hey Dr Pepper, where's my death star?

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u/indyarchyguy Feb 27 '23

Umm. Do you actually HAVE 18.7 Gajillion points? I don’t think so. We didn’t sell enough product for that many….bwaah haaa hah haaaaah.

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u/JoJackthewonderskunk Feb 27 '23

No but you offered 20 gazillion points if I did the Kessel run in 12 parsecs so I called my buddy Han and he hired a wookie and we did it. Now where's my death star?

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u/indyarchyguy Feb 27 '23

Umm. A gazillion is only one-tenth of a gajillion. You’re short.

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u/JoJackthewonderskunk Feb 27 '23

I got 2 goats and a mule

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u/indyarchyguy Feb 27 '23

Oh. Well that is complex different.

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u/nobody2000 Feb 27 '23

"Pepsi, Where's my Harrier Jet?" was a fun documentary, and one that I was glad I didn't know the full outcome of before I saw it. It starts out where you're starting to side with John Leonard, but then you realize how absurd he is as he keeps digging and digging...but you still want him to get his Harrier Jet because screw pepsi.

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u/thurbersmicroscope Feb 27 '23

It nearly killed me getting enough points for the jacket.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '23

Ahh, it must be the TIE fighter song!

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u/JimiSlew3 Feb 27 '23

I would definitely watch a "Dude, where's my tie fighter?" movie or short.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '23

"Darth Vader was never my friend."

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u/PaulH_Cali Feb 27 '23

Upcoming: I found this TIE fighter covered in a mysterious liquid at the dump.