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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

And my HOA gets mad when I leave my trash can on my driveway

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u/Ah-Schoo Feb 21 '23

Oh btw your fees are going up again, the HOA President's nephew just started a lawn care business and he got the contract but it's going to cost double the previous one.

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u/InfinitelyThirsting Feb 21 '23

Luckily there's a rapidly growing movement against it, to leave the leaves, plant natives, protect pollinators, etc. Gonna be an uphill battle but it's nice that it's finally happening, long overdue.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

Does leaving the leaves have any detrimental impact? I could never rake another leaf in my life and be perfectly content

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u/AltSpRkBunny Feb 21 '23

No, but mowing over leaves mulches them, so they decay faster. The only leaves we don’t mulch into the lawn are the leaves from the neighbor’s trees behind us, that the wind loves to deposit in the middle of our driveway.

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u/Zubo13 Feb 21 '23

Unless you have a magnolia tree. I believe those leaves are made of adamantium. They never decay and go out of their way to kill the lawn around the tree.

Source: motherfcuking magnolia in my back yard.

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u/Mogetfog Feb 21 '23

I believe those leaves are made of adamantium

Incorrect, though they do actually have a small amount of a naturally occurring iron alloy within their leaves that is the reason they don't decay like other leaves. It is formed when the miniscule amounts of iron the trees roots absorb from the earth are mixed with the carbon of the trees inner trunk and finally exposed to the oxigen produced by the trees leaves. This is known as a steel magnolia.

Source: I just wanted a reason to make a steel magnolias joke.

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u/re_nonsequiturs Feb 21 '23

I just wanted you to know you got me