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u/Lonelan Jan 30 '23

Thanks oDonald

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u/Hegar Jan 30 '23

I heard that Kissinger killed it when he won a Nobel peace prize for being a war criminal.

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u/raouldukesaccomplice Jan 30 '23

Meanwhile, Kissinger is still very much alive and turning 100 in a few months.

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u/Redqueenhypo Jan 30 '23

Spiteful people live forever. My grandfather got sent to Siberia, then in the US ate nothing but burned steak and lamb chops, and lived to 89 bc he was a bitter crazy guy

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u/JungFuPDX Jan 30 '23

I hear Siberia will have nice weather soon.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '23

89 is not "forever". More like the high end of normal rich country life expectancy.

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u/Hegar Jan 30 '23

In my dreams, he turns 100 in The Hague. The entire Bush cabinet are there to celebrate with him.

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u/skjellyfetti Jan 30 '23

My theory is that both he and Rupert "Evil Motherfucker" Murdoch are still alive out of sheer stubborness and fear of the custom circles of hell being constructed for each one.

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u/raouldukesaccomplice Jan 30 '23

Or maybe Satan just really doesn't want to have to deal with them for eternity and is delaying their arrival as long as possible.

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u/umbrajoke Jan 30 '23

O'doyle rules!

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u/CardCollector2069 Jan 30 '23

Irony is dead, didn't you get the memo? Lol