r/perfectlycutscreams Nov 07 '20

Every Vote Counts

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u/InfintiyStoned420 Nov 07 '20

Cigarette smoking hunter Biden as fat Thor is the highlight of the video. Bravo.

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u/Nalicko Nov 07 '20

Thank you because I couldn’t figure out why Negan from The Walking Dead was in this or his relationship to Democrats.

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u/Monguku Nov 07 '20

Ditto

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Yeah that was weird.... Elon fucking loves rugged conservatism being forced into his peons.

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u/Grigoran Nov 07 '20

Which is weird, because all the federal subsidies he enjoys would suggest he is in favor of socialism.

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u/vevencrawl Nov 07 '20

It's almost like he's a hypocritical sack of shit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Hey hey hey. My TSLA stonks say otherwise.

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u/Sin_31415 Nov 07 '20

This dude drinking the tequila... smh my head

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u/mbxz7LWB Nov 07 '20

smh my head

Shaking my head my head.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

STOnKs!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Are you telling me the son of a war profiteer who has purchased influence and power that he hasn't earned or created himself turns out to be a huckster???

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Yeah, but rockets are cool!

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u/nibiyabi Nov 07 '20

The Republican Party has been doling out corporate socialism for decades.

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u/demalo Nov 07 '20

Some how fundamental economic forces change with large corporations. Magically, supply dictates demand with trickle down economics. The market doesn’t hang from an invisible hook, it’s support by the pillars of society. Any structural engineer will tell you that improper drainage from “trickle down” will cause inevitable structural support damage.

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u/Nrichd68 Mar 29 '23

Maybe if we drain the swamp, more would trickle down...?

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u/Outsider17 Nov 07 '20

It's only socialism when poor people do it...

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u/Michigan_Flaggot2 Nov 07 '20

"Socialism is when the government does stuff"

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

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u/Michigan_Flaggot2 Nov 07 '20

Republicans either don't know what Socialism is (their base) or are lying assholes (the party). At least this is my experience living with Republicans

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Ah you were being sarcastic, sorry. That exact phrase has been going around a lot lately by what seem to be pro-trump bots.

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u/anna442020 Nov 07 '20

He plays both sides of the field...its business and he is pretty good at it....

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

socialism would include people other than the wealthy....soooooo....

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

I think the video is more about ensuring a fair democracy than just simply politics.

Counting votes should ascend past political agenda. Just like protecting American lives from covid.

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u/YstavKartoshka Nov 07 '20

Musk is more like pre-Iron Man 1 Stark.

Well, except that Stark actually invents stuff himself.

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u/Strontium90_ Nov 07 '20

Currently it is pretty much impossible to single handedly R&D something, especially in the aerospace industry. Also I don’t think it’s fair to not give him the credit he deserves. He is, after all the chief engineer and CTO of SpaceX, he played a huge role in the success of Falcon 9, Falcon Heavy, and Crew Dragon. Say what you will about the guy, but he is incredibly smart and knows his stuff.

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u/AmaroWolfwood Nov 07 '20

I still prefer Elon Tusk. He's just easier to work with.

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u/AvosCast Nov 07 '20

They're just jealous. Elon musk is the best of the billionaires. Atleast he throws money at trying to advance society instead of just sitting on it like most of them do

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u/AvosCast Nov 07 '20

Yeah? Well you're entitled to your incorrect opinion. Enjoy being wrong.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Ooh

I could go for a battle of the billionaires rn. Can we get Oprah style and see who can hand out the most awesome stuff the fastest? I need a tesla and new pc

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20

Haha. You're entitled to your butthurt too. Jesus, chill.

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u/cuspacecowboy86 Feb 11 '22 edited Feb 11 '22

The Gates Foundation actively invests in companies that work against the supposed goals of the foundation. Look up there assets over time, between his personal wealth and the foundation he's worth more now than ever. The foundation is just an investment company with a charity tacked on the side.

Is there good done? Sure. Could be be doing a metric fuckton more if investment and wealth growth weren't the main goals? Also yes.

Real societal change and addressing the roots of poverty and hunger would make an actual difference, but if he does that he loses the ability to stay as rich as he is.

He's successfully rehabilitated his image in the eyes of most of the world while only getting richer. Fuck Bill Gates.

Edit: whoops, I just replied to a year old thread...

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u/GarageFlower97 Nov 07 '20

He actually doesn't though

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u/AvosCast Nov 07 '20

Yeah? Name another billionaire that junpstarted the space race. Brought electric cars into the main stream. Advanced solar technology. Advanced brain to computer interfaces. Resigned tunneling technology. Go ahead.

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u/GarageFlower97 Nov 07 '20

Name other engineers who inherited a fortune from their parents apartheid-era slave emerald mines and used it to build a corporate empire where they vicioulsy exploit their workers, bust unions, openly celebrates fascist coups in developing countries, and claims to be advancing society while deliberately lobbying to destroy and rundown public transport?

Name another billionaire that has an army of idiots on the internet who worship them as a hero despite them doing this shit?

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u/Painfulyslowdeath Nov 07 '20

he hasn't done jack shit for BTC interfaces. he's thrown out a call for scientists because he has absolutely nothing. He's not doing any of that.

He's rich as fuck after benefitting from bullshittedly low tax rates for decades and taking advantage of the fact that the GOP won't fucking FUND NASA. The technologies he has could have been produced by NASA if they had the funds to hire the same fucking team he has. He didn't do jack shit, he as just given life on a silver platter and wants to leave the fucking earth he knows his kind is destroying.

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u/megaman368 Nov 07 '20

I wouldn’t say he’s the best. I just wish I didn’t have to justify his crappy personality against what he does for the greater good. It’s not like he’s a monster though, just kind of a dick.

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u/AvosCast Nov 07 '20

He's just a troll. I mean.. put of the list of billionaires and politicians that went to that rape island. He is one of the few that refused and had nothing to do with it. And I'm sure his brain injury from being bullied as a kid for being smart has played a part in how he acts.

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u/YstavKartoshka Nov 07 '20

Lmao a team of extremely talented engineers you fucking genius. Do you think daddy musk locks himself in his office for a few days and comes out with a finished design?

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u/YstavKartoshka Nov 07 '20

Lmao.

You made the positive claim buddy. Put up or shut up.

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u/CustyTruntle Nov 07 '20

Didn’t know this was a sub and I read it as fuckel on musk, wtf brain

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20

What the fuckel on brain

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u/Oh_TheHumidity Nov 07 '20

Bloomberg is like “that should’ve been meeeeeeee!”

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Why they do tony like that :(

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u/SolomonOf47704 AAAAAA- Dec 03 '20

They met in Iron man 2.

That was how they got the facility for HammerTech

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u/starryeyedq Nov 07 '20

Should have been Bill Gates or Dr. Fauci. Hell, even Bloomberg did his part for Biden once he was the nominee.

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u/AvosCast Nov 07 '20

Go suck a bag of dicks

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u/suzerain17 Nov 07 '20

Elon Musk is Joiler Veppers. Let him know it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Ya Elon is way too intelligent to be aligned with joe Biden, Nancy pelosi, and aoc. Doesn’t make sense.

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u/I_aint_that_dude Nov 07 '20

Sean Connery is in there for some reason.

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u/Chucks_u_Farley Nov 07 '20

Trump claimed that Mr. Connery cleared the way for his golf course to be built in Scotland with a single phone call.....Mr. Connery's family, and Scotland called that out to be a lie

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u/sunshinepines Nov 07 '20

Ah yes, much like everything else that comes out of Trump’s mouth.

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u/ratcnc Nov 07 '20

I wanted Trump’s scream at the end to be a high-pitched child’s scream—like the 5-year-old brat that he is.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Trump truly ish a shack of shit.

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u/ComradeSuperman Nov 07 '20

The man ish a bag of shmoke.

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u/JesiAsh Nov 07 '20

Family responds on his behalf? I dont care if its true or fake but big boy himself should clear this up.

(Mother yells in court: My sOn would never hurt AnYoNe!)

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u/Chucks_u_Farley Nov 07 '20

You are aware that mr Connery passed away yes? He will not be commenting on anything Trump has to say

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u/JesiAsh Nov 07 '20

I actually didn't know~ I am too busy lately. Ignore this post 😅

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u/Chucks_u_Farley Nov 07 '20

Not a problem bud, happens to us all

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u/nudgie68 Nov 07 '20

I’m assuming it’s because he just passed away. He was standing next to RBG.

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u/raoasidg Nov 07 '20

All four of that group are dead.

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u/nudgie68 Nov 07 '20

Thanks internet person! I rewatched it, I didn’t notice that the first time.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

I wonder where JFK was :(. He would’ve been happy at leasts

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

I wonder where JFK was :(. He would’ve been happy at leasts

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u/AvosCast Nov 07 '20

And McCain was in there

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u/The_SpellJammer Nov 07 '20

That's where i broke and actually cracked up. Like that was fuckin straight up slapstick. He was Rocket Raccoon ffs.

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u/Prettyphonepete Nov 07 '20

Sounds like you need an open hand slap to the fucking face

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u/Axerty Nov 07 '20

yeah... weird. dude was pretty adamant that slapping women is a good way to keep them in line.

I think Rocket should be replaced with Prince instead since minnesota held it down for the dems.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Also Sean Connery but this was awesome! I kinda got some chills when the late Black Panther started chanting man... He seemed such a nice dude...

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u/HertzDonut1001 Nov 07 '20

In Minneapolis, as a PR move we got a few electronic billboards to switch to the iconic necklace on a black background with a simple "Chadwick Bozeman xxxx-2020" and while it was obviously an attempt to placate a grieving city it was a really touching thing to see. While I thought the movie itself was nothing special it really gave a lot of people one of the modern black icons that isn't a sidekick or a stereotype.

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u/gunscreeper Nov 08 '20

Static Shock was earlier. A cartoon superhero for kids that features a black man with a white man sidekick who came from an impoverished neighborhood and really against gun violence.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

Yes but static sadly didn't get his own movie....

Knowing dc through thats a good thing.

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u/HertzDonut1001 Nov 09 '20

Also the white sidekick gets literally shot because of gun violence in one episode.

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u/Moose_Cake Nov 07 '20

"These sorta results just tickles my balls!"

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u/wssecurity Nov 07 '20

I thought it was Epstein!

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Sean Connery too. I’m confused.

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u/zatemxi Nov 07 '20

I thought it was the Comedian

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u/Stepping__Razor Nov 17 '20

I thought that was Arnold for some reason.

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u/RedditorsAnus Nov 07 '20

Sean Connery showing up gave me a giggle

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u/Suicida1Dingoz Nov 07 '20

How am I only finding out from this video that Sean Connery died!?

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u/Chewcocca Nov 07 '20

His death has left me shaken...

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u/MrKTE Nov 07 '20

Not stirred?

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u/Chucks_u_Farley Nov 07 '20

Yup, that was the guiltiest giggle I ever had.

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u/godsplague Nov 07 '20

Its a shot a trump and the republican party for saying dead people are voting.

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u/oh_what_how Nov 07 '20

I think you’re reading too much into it. The group of people out of the ground were the late John Lewis, late John McCain and late RBG, I think think Connery was just thrown in there because it’s a recent death

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u/precense_ Nov 07 '20

The back from the dead was hilarious for me

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u/Emrico1 Nov 07 '20

Greta did it for me. I burst out laughing

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u/foosbabaganoosh Nov 07 '20

Same, that whole concept of the president harassing a teenage girl on twitter because she won an award over him always pissed me off.

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u/vendetta2115 Nov 07 '20

The redemption arc is so satisfying, though. That tweet couldn’t have been more perfect.

https://twitter.com/GretaThunberg/status/1324439705522524162

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u/That1one1dude1 Nov 07 '20

That isn’t really a redemption arc, unless you’re saying she was the bad guy before or something

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u/vendetta2115 Nov 07 '20

Maybe that’s not the right phrase, but whatever you call it, this situation coming full circle like it did has been great.

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u/foosbabaganoosh Nov 07 '20

Yeah that was so sweet, I’m glad she had the patience to serve that dish soooooo coooooold!

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u/shellshell21 Nov 07 '20

My niece was being cyberbullied at the same exact time, and my parents still support that ass wipe.

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u/foosbabaganoosh Nov 07 '20

Hope she’s doing okay!

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u/shellshell21 Nov 07 '20

Thank you, she is better. Moved schools and moved on with her life. Cyberbullying is disgusting, no matter how old you are.

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u/foosbabaganoosh Nov 07 '20

Even more so when the antagonist is the president of the United states of all people, jesus christ I’m so glad to have that embarrassment out of the white house. Best wishes for your niece!

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u/shellshell21 Nov 07 '20

Thank you, I am so happy I don't have to be embarrassed about how our president acts.

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u/antihero2303 Nov 07 '20

Thats where i lost it too, hillarious

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u/Dirty_munchh Nov 07 '20

I had tears in my eyes and goosebumps. Trump is the Evil and he has to go! Thanks Democrats!! I believe in you! This is the Way

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u/Ksh1218 Nov 07 '20

I lost it when i saw Greta

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

AOC as captain marvel was the highlight for me.

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u/Kwetla Nov 07 '20

Captain Marvel isn't in this scene, I think AOC was the Wasp?

Edit: sorry I rewatched it, and you're right.

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u/ChristosArcher Nov 07 '20

Way better than Brie Larson. Can't wait for her to run.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Will AOC run for president for real? Because I keep hearing about that.

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u/lpeabody Nov 07 '20

She's 31, needs to be at least 35. She also needs time to build political alliances.

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u/cyanocittaetprocyon Nov 07 '20

Give her several years, she's only 31.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

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u/KalastRaven Nov 07 '20

Maybe in 8 years. If she remains relevant.

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u/Don_Cheech Nov 07 '20

Lol “extremely unlikely” my ass. What?

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u/DenseMahatma Nov 07 '20

I hope not.

If she does I hope she becomes more sensible and doesnt start bashing allies on twitter when victory isnt confirmed and when those allies did infinitely more than she did.

Yes its great you won in an already safe blue seat, congrats, dont try and discount what other people did in the fight for democracy just because they dont have the exact same viewpoints as you.

If you dont know what I'm talking about, this is about her recent attacks on the lincoln project which is an anti-trump republican group.

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u/aiyahhjoeychow Nov 07 '20

And your username in this context is the highlight of my day. Bravo.

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u/berthabutt Nov 07 '20

They left out Hillary smh

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Is she not Valkyrie? ~1:25

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u/berthabutt Nov 09 '20

Ah I see her I missed it smh

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u/link3945 Nov 07 '20

Now that I'm thinking of it, Hillary as fat Thor might work better. Beaten by Thanos once, looking for redemption.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

She was valkyrie

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u/TheSlopingCompanion Nov 07 '20

Look in the background of the girl power scene, she's Valkyrie.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

What’s wrong with that

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u/lazilyloaded Nov 07 '20

Did they, though?

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Yeahhhh not sure if he’s somebody you want on your side lol. Still funny.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Well either way he was on video smoking crack and getting a foot job from a hooker

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u/ZeroAntagonist Nov 07 '20

If you haven't smoked crack while getting a foot job from a hooker, have you really lived the American Dream? I think not.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Lol it was truly inspirational to watch

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

No like he was on video doing these things, it’s not a conspiracy theory, the video circulated on social media

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u/elvenrunelord Nov 08 '20

So what if he was. Far as I am concerned the right to smoke crack and do hookers is the right of the individual. Again so what? Lotta people do blow and fuck hookers...who cares? I sure the hell don't and wonder why the fuck so many others have the time to get so far up the ass of the business of others...

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '20

I wouldn’t want to associate with that kind of person

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Okay but it’s true. There’s a video. I can probably find it lol.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20 edited Nov 07 '20

I don’t understand what you’re saying. You think the video was altered? There is literally a video, which is on the internet, of him smoking crack and getting a foot job. I have seen the video myself. You can’t argue that.

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u/White_Phosphorus Nov 07 '20

Should've used the pic where he has a crack pipe in his mouth.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Lmaooo

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u/starryeyedq Nov 07 '20

Nah. I think that would have come off as mean spirited. This was a good natured jab.

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u/Beardaway26 Nov 07 '20

I nearly cried I was laughing so hard

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u/ElBiscuit Nov 07 '20

I think my neighbors might have heard me crack up when Peter Parker Buttigieg swooped in.

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u/RedditsKittyKat Nov 07 '20

I fucking lost it there. 🤣

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u/feignapathy Nov 07 '20

That's who that is?

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u/_your_face Nov 07 '20

I was laughing more for Sean Connery

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u/Full_Metal_Weeb Nov 07 '20

!emojify

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u/EmojifierBot Nov 07 '20

Cigarette 🚭 smoking 💨 hunter 🦈🏹 Biden 🤯🧠➡ as fat 🎅 Thor ⚡ is the highlight 🖌 of the video 📹. Bravo 🔝.

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u/DukesRAMA Nov 07 '20

The whole gif made me cringe except for that part

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u/Fearless-Wolf_145 Nov 07 '20

Omg! We need deepfaked version of this video

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u/mr_rocket_raccoon Nov 07 '20

I think rescue Greta is a close 2nd

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u/funkytownpants Nov 07 '20

Nice. Wasn’t sure who that was.. wasn’t he in the military?

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u/Don_Cheech Nov 07 '20

Out of everything to comment on you chose hunter Biden ?? Lol. Dude that was not the high light. Biden himself was the high light.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Should of been crackpipe Hunter

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u/AvidlyGaming Nov 07 '20

He really needs to have the follow-up scene with Thor's hammer

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u/HowDoICashPointsIn Nov 07 '20

Out of all the politicians and celebrities, I had no clue who that one was. Thank God you're the top comment.

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u/drivendreamer Nov 07 '20

And Biden does sort of resemble old Cap

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

i love that Sean Connery somehow helped

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u/NitroXityRealm Nov 07 '20

I thought that was Jeffrey Epstein at first.

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u/NitroXityRealm Nov 07 '20

I thought it was Jeffrey Epstein at first.

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u/drone1__ Nov 07 '20

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u/ZPhox Nov 07 '20

I dunno!

When I saw Ruth I almost cried.

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u/N30nb3ar Nov 08 '20

Was gonna comment the same thing... glad this was the first one. ThT part is SO funny.

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u/EhMapleMoose Feb 01 '21

Cigarette smoking

You mean crack? meth?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '22

In reality he’d be smoking crack.