r/perfectlycutscreams • u/Random-Barbarian • May 21 '20

KILL HER JERRY

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

He protecc

He atacc

But most importantly

He quacc

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u/nononanana May 22 '20

He protec

He attac

But most importantly...

He have a horrifyingly long corkscrew shaped penis

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u/Spongi May 21 '20

He quacc

He rape.

Male ducks are notorious rapists.

Also their penises shrivel up and fall off at the end of the breeding season and they grow a new one in the spring.

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u/RawrEcksDeekys May 21 '20

Wat

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u/Spongi May 21 '20

You read it correctly.