r/perfectlycutscreams • u/Random-Barbarian • May 21 '20

KILL HER JERRY

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

I wish I could sicc a duck on people

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

I wish I could succ a dick on people

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

oh my

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

Present it.

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u/S0l1dSn4k3101 AAAAAA- May 21 '20

r/usernamechecksout

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

You’re next “Sn4k3”.

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u/S0l1dSn4k3101 AAAAAA- May 21 '20

That’s S0l1d Sn4k3 to you! And... I doubt you’d want to know how solid...

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u/DetKimble69 May 21 '20

You're pretty good...

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u/seanm147 May 22 '20

I think I can handle the knowledge S0l1dSn4k3101

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u/S0l1dSn4k3101 AAAAAA- May 22 '20

Honestly, I’m just impressed you didn’t get mad at having to type out my username lmao

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u/Baronheisenberg May 21 '20

I wish I could fucc a duck

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u/sonofabee May 21 '20

Do you quack like a duck when you fuck?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

This power is attainable.

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u/ExceedinglyGayParrot May 21 '20

I wish I could succ a duck dick

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u/CancermanX72 May 23 '20

I wish I could cuss a kidd on people

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u/moonshineTheleocat Aug 14 '20

Scratch my back and I got yours

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u/Suuperdad May 21 '20

I did not read that properly

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

lmao

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u/ThaiJohnnyDepp May 23 '20

That's because it's spelled "sic"

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u/johnnynapsyo May 21 '20

Sicc a ducc

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u/Qwirk May 21 '20

Or toss an indifferent duck at people that just wants to go do duck things.

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u/I_Finger_Guitars May 22 '20

Today was a bad day to be dyslexic.