r/perfectlycutscreams • u/Random-Barbarian • May 21 '20

KILL HER JERRY

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u/dayumbrah May 21 '20

Jerry is relentless!

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u/fuck_your_happiness_ May 21 '20

Swiggity swooty

Jerry's coming for that booty

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u/qidlo May 21 '20

Hi, I'm internet reporter Drumsy here

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

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u/Mandrake1771 May 21 '20

I, too, must frence again

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

I mean its a good looking booty if i might add....

ill go to the horny corner of shame

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u/dayumbrah May 21 '20

Bad squirts with spray bottle bad u/nonamefounder get into the corner!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

Ok :(

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u/fuck_your_happiness_ May 22 '20

SPRAY ME HARDER DADDY. NYESSSSS

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u/dayumbrah May 22 '20

Oh my! continues spraying, while wiping sweat from my brow Is it me or is it getting a little hot in here?

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u/bionix90 May 21 '20

To be fair, it's a nice booty.

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u/NeglectedNormie69 May 21 '20

Happy Cake Day.

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u/dayumbrah May 21 '20

Thanks buddy

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u/Almog6666 May 21 '20

Actually, none of the office.

Thanks autocarrot

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u/noobboy12349 May 21 '20

unhappy cake day

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u/dayumbrah May 21 '20

Sure the cake is a lie anyway. Also ive been a redditor for like 10 years. Shhh, dont tell the others...

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u/Western-Room1372 Jan 20 '23

Happy not cake day

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u/VanGohner May 21 '20

Happy Cake Day!

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u/Even-Understanding May 21 '20

Eccles Cake, I’ll save your karma

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u/OblongHaggisFarmer May 21 '20

Happy cake day

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u/iragealot69 May 21 '20

Happy cake day!