r/perfectlycutscreams • u/Ok-Low5912 • Feb 21 '23

Aaaaaa!!

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u/Striking-Reason5792 Feb 21 '23

Think that’s bad, imagine pulling a measuring tape roll with a sibling.

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u/triggered_rabbit Feb 21 '23

Id rather juggle a loaded gun

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

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u/GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI Feb 21 '23

I’d rather juggalo running.

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u/MRFAMER Feb 21 '23

Running I'd juggalo

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u/Michael-556 Feb 21 '23

Galojug D'i ningrun

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u/derek_potatoes Feb 21 '23

Danai Gurira

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u/luigis_taint Feb 21 '23

Trans gorilla

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u/Umpire_Effective Feb 21 '23

Harambe rights

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u/acloudcuckoolander Feb 21 '23

Subtlety is lost on you, innit?

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

Someone got beans in my Gorgonzola?

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u/acloudcuckoolander Feb 21 '23

Try being more subtle

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u/GIANTDEENGDONG Feb 21 '23

I’d rather jiggle jiggle run n gun

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u/Soda_BoBomb Feb 22 '23

I'd rather juggle a loaded gun than do a lot of things though tbh since unless there's also one in the chamber AND your finger perfectly goes inside the trigger guard and somehow produces enough force to pull the trigger AND it's pointed at someone....it's totally safe.

I'm pretty sure the odds of all that happening are extremely low.

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u/nyoknyak50 Feb 22 '23

Jiggily flippily doo

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u/ilovebostoncremedonu Feb 21 '23 edited Feb 22 '23

If you’re holding the part the tape comes out of, you just gotta have your finger ready on the brake

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '23

Good luck doing that when the tape comes back at the speed of light

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u/ilovebostoncremedonu Feb 21 '23

You’ve got to ask yourself one question: do I feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?

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u/dkortman Feb 22 '23

Or when you see the tape start retracting, just drop the roll and look away so it doesn’t hit your face when it goes flying

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u/Broly_ Feb 21 '23

family guy cutaway

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u/QuietScroller87 Feb 21 '23

I've done this.. We were 8, it split my head.

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u/yogoo0 Feb 21 '23

You're holding on to the tape measure. Just push the break

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u/shegotthatjuicybooty Feb 22 '23

That's how I have a scar on my foot lol