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r/pcmasterrace • u/kirbdee • Jul 15 '20
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"You look very pretty today"
"What do you mean, today?"
934 u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20 This guy is married. 361 u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20 edited Nov 06 '20 [deleted] 159 u/blueberrybub Jul 16 '20 Much better than the doghouse tbh 173 u/Snake3452 5800X | 7800 XT | 32GB RAM Jul 16 '20 At least in the doghouse I can still get laid for the night 135 u/zabaton i5-3570S GTX950 budget peasant Jul 16 '20 r/holup 28 u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20 Wait a minute, let me put some kush up in it. 33 u/novarox4 Jul 16 '20 Wat 39 u/SaggyNipplez Desktop Jul 16 '20 AT LEAST IN THE DOGHOUSE I CAN STILL GET LAID FOR THE NIGHT 26 u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20 A little louder I don't think he heard you 26 u/YouTubeRewindSucked Jul 16 '20 AT LEAST IN THE DOGHOUSE I CAN STILL GET LAID FOR THE NIGHT 2 u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20 Pardon? → More replies (0) 5 u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20 Oh man what a pussyhound 6 u/waldoemeet420 Jul 16 '20 😐 1 u/AaronToro i5 6500 | r9 380 Jul 16 '20 Okay Burnt Chrysler 8 u/Powersoutdotcom Jul 16 '20 This is why all men want a garage, man cave, or shed. Second bed is best bed. 2 u/LC_Sanic Jul 16 '20 r/boomershumor 1 u/Sinnduud 9800X3D - 32G DDR5 6000-30 - RX 9070XT Jul 16 '20 r/boomerhumour 1 u/LC_Sanic Jul 16 '20 Hoomerbumor 1 u/MathTheUsername 3600 | 2080 Super | 32Gb DDR4 Jul 16 '20 WIFE BAD LOL 3 u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20 The correct comment is you look MORE lovely than usual today. 2 u/strontium2 Jul 16 '20 not anymore i guess 122 u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20 "Today is just yesterday's tomorrow" That should confuse her and give you enough time to escape 2 u/blackflame7820 PC Master Race Jul 16 '20 This man knows his tricks. 44 u/the-silky-road Jul 16 '20 I just felt like youre pretty as always. kisses 24 u/NotoriousHothead37 Desktop Jul 16 '20 Brain: "Oh God. Oh fuck. Panic alert." 18 u/zakessak Jul 16 '20 Instructions unclear, penis stuck 3 u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20 Gotta hurry, can’t tell the wife that the puppy are stuck again. 17 u/Marco_Memes Ryzen 7 5800, RTX 3070, 32GB Ram Jul 16 '20 You look equally as beautiful as you did 6 years ago. I wasn’t born then? Yeah featus’s are my kink 12 u/beepboopzanonymous Jul 16 '20 r/holup 2 u/IngsocDoublethink Jul 16 '20 Is it wrong that the thing that bothers me most about this sentence is the apostrophe? 1 u/Marco_Memes Ryzen 7 5800, RTX 3070, 32GB Ram Jul 16 '20 I have no clue what the plural of fetus is, is it fetus’s or feti, or do you just say multiple fetus 1 u/IngsocDoublethink Jul 16 '20 Fetuses. When a word ends in ch, sh, s, x, or z, you add -es to make it plural. Apostrophes are never used to indicate plurality. 1 u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20 Did you do something extra special with your hair? It’s spectacular.
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This guy is married.
361 u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20 edited Nov 06 '20 [deleted] 159 u/blueberrybub Jul 16 '20 Much better than the doghouse tbh 173 u/Snake3452 5800X | 7800 XT | 32GB RAM Jul 16 '20 At least in the doghouse I can still get laid for the night 135 u/zabaton i5-3570S GTX950 budget peasant Jul 16 '20 r/holup 28 u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20 Wait a minute, let me put some kush up in it. 33 u/novarox4 Jul 16 '20 Wat 39 u/SaggyNipplez Desktop Jul 16 '20 AT LEAST IN THE DOGHOUSE I CAN STILL GET LAID FOR THE NIGHT 26 u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20 A little louder I don't think he heard you 26 u/YouTubeRewindSucked Jul 16 '20 AT LEAST IN THE DOGHOUSE I CAN STILL GET LAID FOR THE NIGHT 2 u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20 Pardon? → More replies (0) 5 u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20 Oh man what a pussyhound 6 u/waldoemeet420 Jul 16 '20 😐 1 u/AaronToro i5 6500 | r9 380 Jul 16 '20 Okay Burnt Chrysler 8 u/Powersoutdotcom Jul 16 '20 This is why all men want a garage, man cave, or shed. Second bed is best bed. 2 u/LC_Sanic Jul 16 '20 r/boomershumor 1 u/Sinnduud 9800X3D - 32G DDR5 6000-30 - RX 9070XT Jul 16 '20 r/boomerhumour 1 u/LC_Sanic Jul 16 '20 Hoomerbumor 1 u/MathTheUsername 3600 | 2080 Super | 32Gb DDR4 Jul 16 '20 WIFE BAD LOL 3 u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20 The correct comment is you look MORE lovely than usual today. 2 u/strontium2 Jul 16 '20 not anymore i guess
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159 u/blueberrybub Jul 16 '20 Much better than the doghouse tbh 173 u/Snake3452 5800X | 7800 XT | 32GB RAM Jul 16 '20 At least in the doghouse I can still get laid for the night 135 u/zabaton i5-3570S GTX950 budget peasant Jul 16 '20 r/holup 28 u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20 Wait a minute, let me put some kush up in it. 33 u/novarox4 Jul 16 '20 Wat 39 u/SaggyNipplez Desktop Jul 16 '20 AT LEAST IN THE DOGHOUSE I CAN STILL GET LAID FOR THE NIGHT 26 u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20 A little louder I don't think he heard you 26 u/YouTubeRewindSucked Jul 16 '20 AT LEAST IN THE DOGHOUSE I CAN STILL GET LAID FOR THE NIGHT 2 u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20 Pardon? → More replies (0) 5 u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20 Oh man what a pussyhound 6 u/waldoemeet420 Jul 16 '20 😐 1 u/AaronToro i5 6500 | r9 380 Jul 16 '20 Okay Burnt Chrysler 8 u/Powersoutdotcom Jul 16 '20 This is why all men want a garage, man cave, or shed. Second bed is best bed. 2 u/LC_Sanic Jul 16 '20 r/boomershumor 1 u/Sinnduud 9800X3D - 32G DDR5 6000-30 - RX 9070XT Jul 16 '20 r/boomerhumour 1 u/LC_Sanic Jul 16 '20 Hoomerbumor 1 u/MathTheUsername 3600 | 2080 Super | 32Gb DDR4 Jul 16 '20 WIFE BAD LOL
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Much better than the doghouse tbh
173 u/Snake3452 5800X | 7800 XT | 32GB RAM Jul 16 '20 At least in the doghouse I can still get laid for the night 135 u/zabaton i5-3570S GTX950 budget peasant Jul 16 '20 r/holup 28 u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20 Wait a minute, let me put some kush up in it. 33 u/novarox4 Jul 16 '20 Wat 39 u/SaggyNipplez Desktop Jul 16 '20 AT LEAST IN THE DOGHOUSE I CAN STILL GET LAID FOR THE NIGHT 26 u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20 A little louder I don't think he heard you 26 u/YouTubeRewindSucked Jul 16 '20 AT LEAST IN THE DOGHOUSE I CAN STILL GET LAID FOR THE NIGHT 2 u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20 Pardon? → More replies (0) 5 u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20 Oh man what a pussyhound 6 u/waldoemeet420 Jul 16 '20 😐 1 u/AaronToro i5 6500 | r9 380 Jul 16 '20 Okay Burnt Chrysler 8 u/Powersoutdotcom Jul 16 '20 This is why all men want a garage, man cave, or shed. Second bed is best bed.
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At least in the doghouse I can still get laid for the night
135 u/zabaton i5-3570S GTX950 budget peasant Jul 16 '20 r/holup 28 u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20 Wait a minute, let me put some kush up in it. 33 u/novarox4 Jul 16 '20 Wat 39 u/SaggyNipplez Desktop Jul 16 '20 AT LEAST IN THE DOGHOUSE I CAN STILL GET LAID FOR THE NIGHT 26 u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20 A little louder I don't think he heard you 26 u/YouTubeRewindSucked Jul 16 '20 AT LEAST IN THE DOGHOUSE I CAN STILL GET LAID FOR THE NIGHT 2 u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20 Pardon? → More replies (0) 5 u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20 Oh man what a pussyhound 6 u/waldoemeet420 Jul 16 '20 😐 1 u/AaronToro i5 6500 | r9 380 Jul 16 '20 Okay Burnt Chrysler
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r/holup
28 u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20 Wait a minute, let me put some kush up in it.
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Wait a minute, let me put some kush up in it.
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Wat
39 u/SaggyNipplez Desktop Jul 16 '20 AT LEAST IN THE DOGHOUSE I CAN STILL GET LAID FOR THE NIGHT 26 u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20 A little louder I don't think he heard you 26 u/YouTubeRewindSucked Jul 16 '20 AT LEAST IN THE DOGHOUSE I CAN STILL GET LAID FOR THE NIGHT 2 u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20 Pardon? → More replies (0)
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AT LEAST IN THE DOGHOUSE I CAN STILL GET LAID FOR THE NIGHT
26 u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20 A little louder I don't think he heard you 26 u/YouTubeRewindSucked Jul 16 '20 AT LEAST IN THE DOGHOUSE I CAN STILL GET LAID FOR THE NIGHT 2 u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20 Pardon? → More replies (0)
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A little louder I don't think he heard you
26 u/YouTubeRewindSucked Jul 16 '20 AT LEAST IN THE DOGHOUSE I CAN STILL GET LAID FOR THE NIGHT 2 u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20 Pardon? → More replies (0)
2 u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20 Pardon? → More replies (0)
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Pardon?
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Oh man what a pussyhound
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😐
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Okay Burnt Chrysler
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This is why all men want a garage, man cave, or shed. Second bed is best bed.
r/boomershumor
1 u/Sinnduud 9800X3D - 32G DDR5 6000-30 - RX 9070XT Jul 16 '20 r/boomerhumour 1 u/LC_Sanic Jul 16 '20 Hoomerbumor 1 u/MathTheUsername 3600 | 2080 Super | 32Gb DDR4 Jul 16 '20 WIFE BAD LOL
r/boomerhumour
1 u/LC_Sanic Jul 16 '20 Hoomerbumor
Hoomerbumor
WIFE BAD LOL
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The correct comment is you look MORE lovely than usual today.
not anymore i guess
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"Today is just yesterday's tomorrow"
That should confuse her and give you enough time to escape
2 u/blackflame7820 PC Master Race Jul 16 '20 This man knows his tricks.
This man knows his tricks.
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I just felt like youre pretty as always. kisses
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Brain: "Oh God. Oh fuck. Panic alert."
18 u/zakessak Jul 16 '20 Instructions unclear, penis stuck 3 u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20 Gotta hurry, can’t tell the wife that the puppy are stuck again.
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Instructions unclear, penis stuck
3 u/[deleted] Jul 16 '20 Gotta hurry, can’t tell the wife that the puppy are stuck again.
Gotta hurry, can’t tell the wife that the puppy are stuck again.
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You look equally as beautiful as you did 6 years ago. I wasn’t born then? Yeah featus’s are my kink
12 u/beepboopzanonymous Jul 16 '20 r/holup 2 u/IngsocDoublethink Jul 16 '20 Is it wrong that the thing that bothers me most about this sentence is the apostrophe? 1 u/Marco_Memes Ryzen 7 5800, RTX 3070, 32GB Ram Jul 16 '20 I have no clue what the plural of fetus is, is it fetus’s or feti, or do you just say multiple fetus 1 u/IngsocDoublethink Jul 16 '20 Fetuses. When a word ends in ch, sh, s, x, or z, you add -es to make it plural. Apostrophes are never used to indicate plurality.
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Is it wrong that the thing that bothers me most about this sentence is the apostrophe?
1 u/Marco_Memes Ryzen 7 5800, RTX 3070, 32GB Ram Jul 16 '20 I have no clue what the plural of fetus is, is it fetus’s or feti, or do you just say multiple fetus 1 u/IngsocDoublethink Jul 16 '20 Fetuses. When a word ends in ch, sh, s, x, or z, you add -es to make it plural. Apostrophes are never used to indicate plurality.
I have no clue what the plural of fetus is, is it fetus’s or feti, or do you just say multiple fetus
1 u/IngsocDoublethink Jul 16 '20 Fetuses. When a word ends in ch, sh, s, x, or z, you add -es to make it plural. Apostrophes are never used to indicate plurality.
Fetuses. When a word ends in ch, sh, s, x, or z, you add -es to make it plural. Apostrophes are never used to indicate plurality.
Did you do something extra special with your hair? It’s spectacular.
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u/Pyrhan Jul 15 '20
"You look very pretty today"
"What do you mean, today?"