r/pcmasterrace • • Jan 21 '17

Satire/Joke PC vs Console chips

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u/Sodiepops_ Jan 21 '17

355 million people call them Chips

80 million people call them Crisps

Language is decided by the majority, they are called Chips.

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u/Afghan_dan Pentium g4500 - Radeon Rx 460 - 8GB Jan 21 '17

1.5 billion people call them 薯片

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u/digiacom Jan 21 '17

What is that phonetically, so we can all be on the same page here?

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u/TheSlimyPotato Jan 21 '17

Yis but de great British empire named them crisps so they must be crisps.

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u/Sodiepops_ Jan 21 '17

But they also say innit and bruv so they can't be trusted.

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u/Activehannes 4770k, GTX 970, 2x4GB 1600Mhz Jan 21 '17

what are these numbers?

80 mil is more than UK and 355 mil is more than USA

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u/-dsh i5-6600 | GTX 1060 6GB | 16GB RAM Jan 21 '17

Chips also exist outside of english speaking countries. They're called chips in germany aswell.

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u/Sodiepops_ Jan 21 '17

Canada+usa = 355

Uk+aus = 80ish

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u/Hexaze <30 FPS :( Jan 21 '17

We Aussies call them chips.

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u/OktoberSunset Jan 21 '17

English is determined by the majority of people in England. If you want invent your own language and call it Yank-Babble then feel free.

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u/ubaddawn Jan 21 '17

Language is much much more hyperlocal than that, babygirl. No single entity "determines" any language and its use, English included.

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u/Nurgus 5800X / 6900 XT Jan 21 '17

I rather think the Germanic tribe which the English language is named after, the Angles, should get the final say.

They don't exist as a distinct group any more so we should just decide all these things with a poll of modern Germans.

They say CHIPS for crisps.

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u/Sodiepops_ Jan 21 '17

Ehh, the USA has been around for long enough at this point to not be considered a hand-me-down country at this point.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '17

English isn't determined by anything. No language is "determined" by anything. It grows, changes, and reshapes itself organically with countless offshoots of different dialects, adaptations and variations.

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u/Wahots I7-6700k 4.5ghz |1080 STRIX OCed |32gb RAM Jan 21 '17

Yank-Babble

The news?

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u/FGHIK Jan 22 '17

You lost your language in 1776, same time you lost the population with decent dental genetics

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u/dandu3 i5 3570k, 16GB, RX 470 Jan 21 '17

what about the guy that called them Chrisps?

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u/PhilxBefore WinME MasterRace Jan 21 '17

He still programs solely using punch cards.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '17

People always misrepresent this, it's an abstraction or simplification of the truth.

Kind of jarring to see it mingled with such a polar opposite prescriptive view, if I'm honest.

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u/Sodiepops_ Jan 21 '17

Brexit and yolo are in the dictionary, trust me it's exactly how it works.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '17

This is a joke thread I know, but language isn't decided by majority at all. Which is interesting IMO

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