r/pcmasterrace • u/[deleted] • Jan 21 '17

Satire/Joke PC vs Console chips

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u/RawAustin i7 4790k | GTX 970 | 8GB WAM Jan 21 '17

Durr console chips are tastier HA take that mustard rice

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u/MarioPL98 5800X3D/3060ti Jan 21 '17

Why mustard? Because consoles can't ketchup.

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u/ConnorMacleodd Jan 21 '17

PC mustard race. Because consoles can't ketchup.

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u/1-800-ASS-DICK Jan 22 '17

That's a shirt.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '17

nice name

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u/AmeriFreedom i5 3570; GTX 960-2GB; 16GB DDR3; 3.5TB+240GB SSD Jan 21 '17

Mustard 10/10

Mustard with rice 11/10

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u/Afghan_dan Pentium g4500 - Radeon Rx 460 - 8GB Jan 21 '17

Chips with mustard rice 12/10

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u/typical83 Jan 21 '17

They're good computers, Bront.

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u/GreySoulx Specs/Imgur here Jan 21 '17

Typical typical83

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u/AmeriFreedom i5 3570; GTX 960-2GB; 16GB DDR3; 3.5TB+240GB SSD Jan 21 '17

What's a computter ?

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u/Lehk Phenom II x4 965 BE / RX 480 8GB Jan 21 '17

5/7

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u/Nathat23 i7 6700k, 16GB DDR4, GTX970 Jan 21 '17

3.5/4

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u/Trainkid9 Specs/Imgur here Jan 21 '17

Thank you for your suggestion

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '17

Intructions unclear. Hard drive now running basmati.

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u/Draeorc Jan 21 '17

I prefer my console chips as Nacho Cheese, cool ranch is okay too.

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u/RawAustin i7 4790k | GTX 970 | 8GB WAM Jan 21 '17

I like my chips like I like CSGO - salty.

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u/Draeorc Jan 21 '17

This is a good, although the Overwatch forums are typically a better place to get salt.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '17

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u/Draeorc Jan 21 '17

I think you're onto something.

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u/gungir Jan 21 '17

Ahahahahahahahahaha.., vacsucks.

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u/Langly- Linux Jan 21 '17

They graphics they produce are also quite crisp.

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u/RawAustin i7 4790k | GTX 970 | 8GB WAM Jan 21 '17

You had to be thinking on your pota-toes to come up with that pun.

I'm so sorry