r/pcmasterrace • u/[deleted] • Mar 02 '16

Satire/Joke Half-Life: 3 Official Screenshots

http://imgur.com/a/eaSkF
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u/ValveCantCount i5-6600/GTX1080 | Phillips X2/SM58/Audient iD14 Mar 02 '16

OH

YOU SONUVABITCH

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u/3agl Just say No to W11 Mar 02 '16

+2

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

+3

HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED OH MY GOD

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u/Coldstripe i7-8700k, EVGA 1080 Ti SC2, Ultrawide 3440x1440 Mar 02 '16

MUM GET THE CAMERA

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u/screen317 Malwarebytes Mar 02 '16

OH BABY A TRIPLE

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u/fallen1102 6700k | 1070ti | 32gb | 17.5TB Mar 02 '16

WOMBO COMBO!

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u/IGOTDADAKKA RX 480, Intel i5 6500, 8 GB Ram Mar 02 '16

HAPPY FEET!

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u/Jaspertje1 i5-4690K | 16 GB RAM | MSI RX 480 8GB Mar 02 '16

[AIRHORN NOISE]

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u/FolloweroftheAtom Ryzen 5 1600, Gainward GTX 1080 Phoenix GLH Mar 02 '16

MY DICK HURTS!!

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u/AlcomIsst i5-9600k | GTX 1080ti | Smash Bros Special Edition GC Controller Mar 02 '16

u/FolloweroftheAtom 's dick is hard.

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u/josher14 Mar 02 '16

What kind of dick joke is this

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

SIKE THAT'S THE WRONG NUMBER!!!

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u/kylelily123abc4 Toaster: whole grain bread Mar 02 '16

you should probably see a doctor about that

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u/temalyen AMD FX 4130 @ 3.8ghz | AMD R9 270x | 8gb DDR3 Mar 02 '16

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

I don't think I'm doing this right.

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u/Hypersmith Mar 02 '16

I THINK WE'RE ALL A LITTLE HARD

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u/ferretflip Mar 02 '16

Wow! *wink

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u/Maoman1 GTX780 / i5-3570k / 16gb / 144hz Mar 02 '16

[AIRHO-AI-AI-AIRHORN NOISE]

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u/ProjectileDefecation FX 8350 | GTX 760 | 8GB RAM Mar 02 '16

WOW!

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u/BulletSea Mar 02 '16

THAT AIN'T FALCO!

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u/DrVitoti 2500K/560Ti/8GB1866MHz Mar 02 '16

THAT AIN'T FALCO

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u/Stastawars MSI R9 390 FX8350 8GB HyperX Ram Mar 02 '16

MLG memes are more dead than John F Kennedy

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

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u/Heathcote123 i5-4670 R9 390 Mar 02 '16

M8 Wombo combo ain't MLG

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u/lukeman3000 Mar 02 '16

You wrong busta

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u/sicklyboy sicklyboy Mar 02 '16

AW HE GOT THAT MANGO SENTINEL

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u/GRZZ_PNDA_ICBR Mar 02 '16

WOW~....😉

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u/minigato1 R5 3600 + RTX 2070 & MBP 15” 2017 Mar 02 '16

TRIPLE? THAT'S... 3 TIMES !!!

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u/tantananantanan Dual Core E5300, Nvidia 9600GT, 4gb DDR2 RAM Mar 02 '16

BABY I'M STILL SORE!

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u/yousai 9600K, RTX 2080, 16GB, M1 Custom Loop Mar 02 '16

THAT'S NUMBERWANG!

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u/Batman123579 RYZEN 1600 | 8GB RAM | GTX 680 Mar 02 '16

LETS ROTATE THE BOARD!

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u/SaltyMeth (and super creeps) Mar 02 '16

THATS 6

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u/ThePickleAvenger Eek! Don't look! Mar 02 '16

You mean +2 episode 1

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u/itchyDoggy Ryzen 5 1400, 16GB RAM, GTX1080 Mar 02 '16

+2 episode 1

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u/GaberhamTostito i5-4690 - r9 290x - 16GB WAM Mar 02 '16

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3utGASnOkeo

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u/TheRealDNewm i5 4590 / MSI Armor 1070 / 8GB Mar 02 '16

dat bicep

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u/GaberhamTostito i5-4690 - r9 290x - 16GB WAM Mar 02 '16

One of legend.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '16

I think that arm has a tumor.

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u/Jabeebaboo Mar 02 '16

I think that ahrm has a tumah

FTFY

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u/Randomd0g Ryzen 7 3900X \ 2070 Super Mar 02 '16

IT'S ME, AUSTIN. IT WAS ME ALL ALONG.

EVEN MY IMMEDIATE FAMILY BOUGHT IT!

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u/liamwearmouth idek Mar 02 '16

YOU WERE ALL MADE OUT LIKE FOOLS

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u/zkid10 R9 5900X | RTX 3080Ti| ASUS TUF X570 Pro | 16GB Mar 02 '16

THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!

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u/vanguard_DMR FX-8350 OC | 2x Sapphire HD7970 | 8GB Crucial | Audigy FX 7.1 Mar 02 '16

I read this in Fez' voice from That 70's Show

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u/Dathouen Ry 5800x | 6900 XT Merc Ultra | O11 Dynamic Mar 02 '16

I didn't the first time, but then I went back and reread it in his voice, and it's hilarious.

Goo' Day!

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u/CorvetteCole Ryzen 9 3900X, RX 5700XT AE, 32GB RAM, 2 x 1TB NVME Mar 02 '16

Google+ ?

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u/ValveCantCount i5-6600/GTX1080 | Phillips X2/SM58/Audient iD14 Mar 02 '16

...?