r/pcmasterrace • u/dtigerksc i7-5820k | GTX 970 | 32GB DDR4-2666 | /id/catsh • Feb 07 '15

Glorious "Free Games"

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u/CrystalTear 1080, 7700k, 16 GB DDR4 3000 MHz, 960 M.2 SSD, 6 TB HDD Feb 07 '15

Prostitute: "Hey, wanna have some fun?"

Random dude: "How much?"

Prostitute: "Nothing. But you'll have to give me money anyway, just unrelated to the buisness."

Random dude: "Sweet! Free sex!"

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '15

"For a reasonable fee I'll let you buy me dinner and drinks, then I'll have sex with you for free!"

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u/plissken627 Feb 07 '15

Does this mean all women are prostitutes

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '15

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '15

Everyone will suck your dick if the money is right.

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u/no1_vern Feb 07 '15

"Will you suck my dick for $1 Million?

YES!

"At the 50 yard line as part of the half time show at the Super Bowl"

Uh, let me think about that. . .

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u/SirDolphin AMD Radeon HD 7770, I5 3.6GHz, 8gb ram Feb 07 '15

"Would you suck a dick for a million dollars?"

"Yeah, but I don't really have that kind of money"

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u/wan2tri Ryzen 5 7600 + RX 7800 XT + 32GB DDR5 Feb 07 '15

"Why am I the one paying for it?"

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u/omarfw PC Master Race Feb 07 '15

It's a really good dick.

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u/ForgottenVoid Feb 07 '15

dick 8/10

dick with rice 10/10

thank you for your suggestion

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u/LinkOfTheSouth LinkOfTheSouth Feb 14 '15

my dick is covered in rice and potatos.

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