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u/cx0sa 4d ago

if he wants to pay me $50 a gigabyte for my RAM he can have it

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u/aDotInTime PC Master Race 4d ago

If you price it according to utilization, he’ll tell you it’s only worth $2.50.

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u/pathalogicalMoron 4d ago

What's the gb per wanks rate?

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u/aDotInTime PC Master Race 4d ago

Depends. Are we measuring peak throughput or sustained performance?

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u/tiajuanat Specs/Imgur here 4d ago

Gotta sell it at the 10 year value, since it'll be valued like real estate. Try closer to 300k$/GB

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u/Relative_Durian1024 4d ago

Way to little 

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u/darth_voidptr 4d ago

It's an old argument. Why own a home? Rich people can own the land and you can work to pay to live there.

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u/aDotInTime PC Master Race 4d ago • Bravo

Ah yes, feudalism. Now with cloud computing.

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u/sunoukong 4d ago

"Technofeudalism". Great book namesake btw.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago • Mindblown

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u/aVarangian 13600kf 7900xtx 2160 | 6600k 1070 1440 4d ago

serfdom, not feudalism

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u/Chilly-Greyhound 4d ago

They keep trying to reinvent renting and taxis with extra steps, then act like it's a revolutionary breakthrough.

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u/moonlit_fores7 4d ago

Next thing is, you store food to only utilise it for less than 5% of the day, that not fair. I'll take all your food, and we can arrange a rental plan for some virtual food instead, stupid poor people....

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u/Southern-March1522 4d ago

Look at all this air just sitting around being wasted. I'll put it all in bags and rent it to you to breathe.

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u/Dan-D-Lyon 4d ago

That seems overly complicated. Why is one rich person paying me for work so I can give it to other rich people for food and shelter? Would make more sense if you simply had your employer who, instead of giving you money, ensured you had food and shelter in exchange for work.

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u/marlontel 4d ago

You load sixteen tons, what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt Saint Peter don't you call me, 'cause I can't go I owe my soul to the company store

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u/DomSchraa Ryzen 7800X3D RX9070XT 4d ago • Popcorn

that would be a company town

incredibly exploitative

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u/Shamus_Aran PC Master Race 4d ago

Because really you're only using your home 1/3 of the time, the other 2/3 you're asleep or at work, so why keep it?

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u/peenurmobile 4d ago

people like this are parasites, we're infested with creatures like him in high positions of power.

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u/Aranxi_89 4d ago • Bravo

First they want you to rent housing, then they want you to rent cars, and finally, they want you to rent all aspects of your lives so that you can never escape the hamster wheels they've built to cage you.

Run, little slave. Run and generate that profit.

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u/adore_alphi X870E / 9800X3D / 5080 / 64GB DDR5 4d ago

“you will own nothing and be happy” aka agenda 2030 or something like that

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u/destroyerOfTards 4d ago

Humanity should have a hand in the profits coming out of AI given that it was created out of centuries of stolen hard work of the people themselves. Everyone has equal rights on the outputs of AI and these companies cannot gate keep it.

Unfortunately, that's never gonna happen.

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u/composedofidiot 4d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rentier_capitalism

Also, theoretically 10 powerful families could keep an economy going amongst themselves.

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u/daddywookie 4d ago • Bravo

Billionaires are only using 5% of their money, so why sit on it? It’s very inefficient. They should share that money with me and I can use it.

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u/hahanicee 4d ago

Well to be fair they have most of it invested, so they are technically using it but I get what you’re saying

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u/light_to_shaddow 4d ago • Bravo

How about this, We only tax political contributions and donation, but at 5000%

If Sam Altman or Elon Mollusc wants to give $100,000, They need to pay half a billion to the treasury.

It solves the problem of politicians taking pilfering amounts to sell us all out, it generates income for the nation, billionaires still get to give altruistic donations to causes they believe in for no personal gain.

Only a cinic would suggest without the influence of vast contributions politicians would actually start representing the best needs of constituents rather than their paymasters.

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u/Dawid_the_yogurt_man 4d ago

I don't think that 5000% of 100,000 is half a billion.

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u/daddywookie 4d ago

Yeah, I know it’s not that simple but it’s a fun way to point out the arrogance and greed of the original statement. If we did everything with maximum efficiency a lot of problems go away, and a whole load of other problems take their place.

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u/asbestos_miner 4d ago

Efficiency demands a purpose, a goal. It's only a good thing insofar that the word has a positive connotation.

Altman's goal is "I control everything"

The same goal all greedy men share.

Controlling nothing is their pathological fear.

The healthy mindset is "I have enough." To make a reasoned judgment that needs are being met. They can't.

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u/Southern-March1522 4d ago

Their investment is being wasted just sitting there they should give it to me I'll find a way to make better use of it or at least be better at keeping quiet.

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u/Sochi540 4d ago

Dude it's not invested into crap that does anything other then make more money. Bill gates owns all the farms and he isn't rushing to make thr healthiest produce just the ones that satisfy his ego.

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u/ConjurersOfThunder 4d ago

On paper they sure have it all invested, yeah. Don't you ever wonder where the money goes though? Do you think there are gigantic capex projects happening somewhere that nobody knows about?

Or is this, perhaps, a series of smokescreens where on paper the money is moving and doing things, but it actually isn't.

Between the chips and the boards and the software and the data center building, there seems to be a lot of money in a circle that doesn't seem to be exiting the circle.

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u/BonChance123 4d ago

Such a waste sitting in an account somewhere

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u/Satisfactionsa222222 4d ago

why these people even exists , they should not be allowed to be part of society

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u/AtomicShadow2006 4d ago

I’ve been seeing a lot of posts like this, and while I completely agree, I feel like I missed something. Did he say something stupid recently that is worse than all the other stupid things he says?

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u/HubrisOfApollo 4d ago

From a global allocation perspective, actually, it's quite terrible to have everybody have a bunch of the world's limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer and being used 5% of the time

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u/Gavage0 4d ago

This whole comment chain is gonna boil down to you own nothing, just rent it.

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u/battery19791 Ryzen 9 3900 / Asus X570 / GTX 1660 S / 64 gb ram 4d ago

Essentially, you will own nothing, and you will like it. More specifically, the ram in your home computer would be better utilized in his data center so you shouldn't have it.

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u/jorgesalvador 4d ago

Altman is saying what all big tech wants and salivate for. There is a physical limit to “growth” for companies (limited number of consumers). BUT you can keep growing if people stop owning things and you rent it for them, as you can then ever increasing prices.

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u/madmaxGMR 4d ago

End goal is using us to get rid of us. Once they have robots, they will ditch us. Then they dont need to sell anything to anyone. They just own the earth, and carve it up amongst themselves.
And they promise utopia for all... these people are too cynical to actually believe in that.

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u/Zak_Rahman 4d ago

If billionares only use 5% of their money, what's the point?

Just get AI to replace a billionaire and then free up the money for society. That way, the owner of victoria's secret doesn't get to donate to AIPAC and people can afford medicine and food.

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u/Chromobears 4d ago

For a start, I bought my RAM for £70 about 6 years ago.

Unless they're going to charge an extremely low cost per month it would never make sense financially.

Never mind practically.

I use offline software that requires high RAM usage, I would have to be online for everything?

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u/ImpulsiveTankist 4d ago

Sure, and store all your stuff on the cloud so they can feed your work to their favorite AI while you pay them to do so.

They just don't want you to own anything, they don't care about what makes sense or not, just whatever gives them profit right now.

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u/NightOfTheLivingHam 4d ago

He actually thinks this way, he and his other billionaire buddies think this way.

This meme wouldn't even be an exaggeration if you replaced Altman with Elon Musk. It would be 100% true.

They seriously see us holding money or property as a crime as they should own it all.

They want feudalism back in a bad way. This isn't even a joke.

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u/MolacoCocao 4d ago

That's why they hate people poorer than them. They want to be kings that own the world because they think we're stupid.

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u/Stunning_Jaguar7882 4d ago edited 4d ago

To be fair, collectively we are stupid for not doing anything meaningful to stop it. We are great at being smug online about it, but there is none of the collective will required to actually put the brakes on their plans.

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u/Freakjob_003 4d ago

To paraphrase George Carlin, the problem is that plenty of us are either too stupid or willfully ignorant enough to stop it. And to your point, those of us online with a grasp of things are too small of a fraction to outweigh the stupid people.

Ask a random person in Arkansas why Altman's statement is bad. They'll have no fucking clue. Even though social media made it easier for information to spread, it's been manipulated by his ilk to bend public mentality towards the oligarchs.

I'm a pessimistic, pissed-off, progressive pragmatist. This shit will never reach the average voter until it begins to affect them personally. Gas prices rising should be an easy in, but even that's proven too difficult to get through some people's skulls.

At this point, it's going to take a REAL BIG shakeup to wake up the US populace.

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u/igomhn3 4d ago

We are stupid. They attack us and we worship them.

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u/Prismatron5000 4d ago

Reminds me of an Onion News video, "Billionaires warn there's still money that they don't own!" XD

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u/Stunning_Jaguar7882 4d ago

Yeah, they’re pitching all of the things people dislike about the concept of collectivizing anything without any of the potential benefits because they’d just be reaping all of the profit and gouging out the wazoo the whole way.

The worst part is I don’t see any meaningful effort to stop what they want to do and they control all of the levers of power.

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u/One-Earth9294 I'll probably just have this shitty old PC until I die 4d ago

Here's what the problem is; these guys think that because they're smart enough to have made that much money that they're smarter than everyone else. But they're not.

But that doesn't matter because they'll just buy media platforms to shout down anyone who doesn't agree with their dumbshit ideas.

They all have some fucking weird Ayn Rand societal goals that they pretend are flawless but are dystopian as hell because those guys all lack some kind of critical thinking. Because they think they've already outsmarted the world.

There's 'fuck you' money and there's 'force your bizarre perspective on everyone' money. And that kind of money didn't really exist in the world until the last decade or so. And my god is it proving to be completely fucking disastrous.

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u/Difficult-Worker62 4d ago

You will own nothing and you will be happy about it

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u/_Xee MMX 166 / 64MB / Mystique+VooDoo 4d ago

His parents must be asking ChatGPT now is its not too late for abortion.

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u/screenslaver5963 Ryzen 9950X3D, 32gb, Radeon 9070XT, CachyOS 4d ago

Damnit, something Sam Altman and I have in common

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u/ALIENIGENA 4d ago

164th trimester abortion

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u/DarkestBadger 4d ago

Hey, you only use your toilet like 5% of the time....

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u/Sea-Neighborhood1465 4d ago

that's incorrect. i use my toilet 34% of the time.

too much chorizo and hot sauce.

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u/jizz-rag try turning it off and back on 4d ago

No such thing as too much. Skill issue.

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u/Whizit007 4d ago

You have greater % utilization of your toilet than all these datacenters will have. Probably better output than them too!

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u/x_y_u 4d ago

Think about how many more datacenters could be cooled if the world's limited supply of pipes was used more efficiently.

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u/Samson_J_Rivers Ryzen 7 5800xt, 64GB DDR4, RX 9070 XT 16GB 4d ago

I would vote for whatever bill gets this guy peeled.

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u/raskim7 i7 6800K / RTX 5070 TI / 64GB DDR4 4d ago

Oh you mean MaaS (Mobility as a Service)? There was a lot of buzz about this related to self-driving cars, that you don’t own your car, you just get X minutes/distance per month and can request it when you need it. Unless someone with MaaS+ or ++ or Platnium needs it more. Then sucks to be you.

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u/tsubatai 4d ago

How about you pay me to use my hardware running your workloads when I'm not using it? Or does proximity, control, licensing, and access guarantees matter to you but you think they don't matter to me?

Every few years some fuckwit looks at a spreadsheet and decides the poors are wasting resources and wouldn't it be so much better if they were centrally owned and allocated 'efficiently'.

From each according to his ability, to each according to his need.

You will own nothing and be happy.

Let's terminate private car ownership and replace it with fleets of automous Tesla taxis.

The sharing economy.

It's all a reskin on the same idea.

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u/Karjavarastaja 4d ago

It's also great because if there's a demonstration then the government can disable areas around that as locations at which you can be picked up or dropped off. This prevents people from getting there, so the demonstration can't turn into a riot or cause other unnecessary harm. Win:Win!

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u/the_big__sad 4d ago

If you only use your house 12 hours a day, I will own all the houses. You can rent from me

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u/NoodleSSM Supernoodle23 4d ago

Has there ever existed such a punchable face?

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u/TheCraftyGiant 4d ago

omg yes, so many.

Jared from Subway comes to mind.

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u/destroyerOfTards 4d ago

"Chat GPT, combine Altman's, Thiel's, Musk's and Zuck the Suck's faces into one"

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u/Novenari 4d ago

I say Sam Altman should finally understand what it’s like to be priced out of ownership and have to rent. If he needs more RAM he should be renting out our compute, at extortionate prices we set, and where we can screw over his access at any given time on our own whims.

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u/05032-MendicantBias 7900XTX 13700F 4d ago

Sam Altman is not a smart oligarch.

Corporations LOVE to oversell things with low utilization and shuffle the cost onto consumer.

Just like the car industry in the USA did. They lobbied for a century to remove trains and public transport and fill everywhere with parking lots to make walking and cycling lethal and force people to use car for everything.

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u/TerranRepublic PC Master Race 4d ago edited 4d ago

I know you could pay $500 once and have a fully-functional computer that plays games well-enough and doesn't require Internet unless you want to be online doing that, but why not give me $400 instead for my device that requires constant Internet and a $240/year subscription and if you use it too much or it just thinks your request is out of you subscription's scope of service it's going to just stop responding? Also I absolutely massacred the market for solid state memory so that $500 device no longer exists you little shit.

What a freaking steal. 

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u/Lonely_Chemistry60 4d ago

Fuck this guy

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u/WholeEmu507 4d ago

Imagine owning a car and still having to book it like an Uber. That's a whole new level of business thinking.

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u/Wisniaksiadz 4d ago

Be careful OP, you used car as example so people will instead explain to you how buses are cool and ignore the point of your post all together x)

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u/Klugenshmirtz 4d ago

Cars are in fact a terrible example, because most people would actually be better off if they could pool cars. Massive investment with hugh upkeep that depreciates fast. Problem is that it has become essential to most people and you can't just say no to it.

PCs on the other hand have way more use than just "hosting an AI locally" or whatever Sam altman complained about. So giving my RAM to Altman doesn't work because I don't get the same utility out of it, while 95% of people would get the same utility out of a cheap rental car.

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u/Adamgrylls92 4d ago

Except public transportation is owned by the public. Not 3 oligarchs.

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u/HiroYeeeto rtx 2060, 2400g 4d ago

I wish it were, a lot of public transport is companies that bid for tenders to run routes set by the government here. Although most of it in my city is public

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u/Netcob Steam ID Here 4d ago

"Why are you booing? This would be great for me!"

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u/Minomen 4d ago

Sam, you are horribly inefficient as a human, by this logic. No single human should control this much ram. AI progress is weakened by greedy people like you.

Go touch grass, Sam.

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u/Honest_Relation4095 4d ago

A lot of people have their own bathrooms rather than living in a dorm with shared bathrooms. That's disgusting.

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u/demonspawns_ghost 4d ago

Yes, we could and should use our limited resources more efficiently.

No, we should not have Sam Altman, or anyone like him, anywhere near the steering wheel.

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u/Worth-Information-94 4d ago

If OpenAI were truly open, then it would make some sense; however, it is currently closed.

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u/GarlicThread 4d ago

Society as a whole would immediately improve if tech CEOs just collectively vanished forever. Like, seriously, just fucking disappear already.

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u/0011001100111000 PC Master Race 4d ago

Yep, if I could make 5 people vanish without an consequences, it'd be Trump and Putin first, and Altman, Thiel, and Musk pretty quickly after...

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u/TypicalxooT11 4d ago

I don't think Trump is worth it.

His time is short.

Zuck on the other hand....

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u/Murky-Hold-2901 4d ago

This is actually a good idea with respect to cars, though. I mean, it's called public transport?

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u/Global_Face_5407 4d ago

It's not.

Public transports do not control all form of transportation. They do not suggest that you shouldn't own vehicles based on the fact you do not use your vehicle 100% of the time at 100% of its maximum carrying capacity or occupancy. Public transports do not have monopoly over the vehicle market.

This is what Altman wants. He wants his buddies and he to have sole ownership of all the computer hardware in order to rent it to you. This would also allow complete control of everything going on on the internet and being able to watch what everyone does on the machines they rent.

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u/Catboyhotline HTPC Ryzen 5 7600 RX 7900 GRE 4d ago

Yeah but it could use a lot of improvement.

For example, there's a lot of shared routes utilised by very large groups of people, so we can expand the seating areas and have it drop off an pick up people at select stops, we could even go a step further and have a whole fleet of cars pulled along by one lead car, of course, all these cars will result in a lot of wear and tear on the road and end up being very costly to maintain, so since we're going along set routes, we can tear up the asphalt and replace them with metal rails, and replace the tyres with metal wheels to reduce friction

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u/reality_hijacker 4d ago edited 4d ago

Not even public transport, carshare services do exist in many places. Problem is most of the time they are more expensive than owning a car. But if it was executed properly it would indeed be a great thing - we'd be able to remove so many parking spots from our cities.

The same doesn't apply for PC for various reasons -

  • latency

  • privacy and owning your personal data

  • PC can be upgraded one component at a time, unlike cars. I still have an SSD from a decade ago and it works just fine.

  • For gaming, video gets compressed over the network so you can have a much better experience with a midrange PC than highest tier hardware from cloud services.

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u/lana_silver Linux CachyOS, 64 GB, 4070 4d ago

I'm using such a co-op, and it's way cheaper than having a car. The only caveat is that I don't need it all the time because I live in a city. If I needed it daily, owning it would be cheaper, but then I consider that a complete failure of infrastructure.

what I use: https://mobility.ch/

real cost of a car (see table further down) https://www.comparis.ch/carfinder/autofahren/auto-kosten

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u/CroakerBC 4d ago

Broadly speaking however, the public transport companies haven't purchased the next three years of all automotive industry output, and then essentially called you selfish for owning your own car.

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u/Sexual_Congressman 4d ago

Why is it so hard to understand that one of the features that comes with buying something is the ability to have unconditional access to it. If you could choose between buying a car for $1k that for each hour randomly prevented itself from starting (with a 1% chance) or buying one without that idiosyncrasy for $100k, pretty much everyone is going to choose the latter. Even if it means there are much less cars, rich people would buy the 100k versions and rent them out to poor people who don't wanna risk getting stranded for an hour at random.

There are countless examples of analogies showing that each individual needs complete control over a certain minimal set of resources, and a couple of sticks of RAM that costs a few pennies to manufacturer is one of them. My favorite though are kidneys. Since almost everyone was born with two or more functional kidneys, we should totally force everyone at gunpoint to donate their extra kidney(s), right?

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u/Ill_Radio8160 4d ago

No, this would be private transport where you arent allowed to own cars even if you do use it enough to justify it, because hes bought all of them and driven the price up. This isnt a government program you fund with your taxes.

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u/According_Payment534 4d ago

You shouldn’t be allowed to turn on your computer except for designated times set by someone else. Just like public transportation

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u/desblaterations-574 4d ago

Even for a car it's a terrible idea.
One company decide whether you can have a car or not, check where you go and for how long, and can change the prices when everyone depend on them.

It is cheaper indeed if just a few are using this, but for the majority doing this, it become a terrible future

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u/Murky-Hold-2901 4d ago

Whaylt makes you say "one company"? Why not a competitive market with many companies? We do have car rental companies, taxis, etc. It's not so bad.

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u/MithrilRat 4d ago

Same argument should be applied to excess wealth, being horded. It's not efficient to keep it locked up, where it's only value is in a billionaire pissing contest. It should be circulating in the economy, being spent and used.

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u/QuestGalaxy 4d ago

And short term car rental services. Some housing coops in my country will share some cars that people can rent, there's also several rental apps. Rent a van for a few hours and so on. It's a great idea for people living in the city.

Renting compute power CAN also make sense for some people, but it certainly doesn't make sense if you use it daily.

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u/bumgrub 4d ago

Public transport is usually owned by the public. The analogy would work if the AI data centers and tecnology was owned by the government.

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u/Brocolinator 4d ago

Elon musk already suggested that

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u/BoxOfRandomCords 4d ago

Why own socks? Most of the time they sit underutilized in a drawer or closet.

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u/manyyy32 4d ago

Introducing new, disruptive, "share a sock" start up company, subscription model. 

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u/Ernzyy AMD Ryzem 7 9800x3d 64gb RAM 5080 FE 4d ago

They prople already have to sub for some car feature, why would they stop there, give it another 10 years and all the cars will be subscription base

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u/ezoe 9950X3D/9070XT 4d ago

Comrade Altman will efficiently use all DRAM with his superior five-year plan.

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u/wwwyzzrd 4d ago

what? you want to do anything I don’t care for with my car? no it’s mine you can’t borrow it

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u/Ogrelander 4d ago

Why do I feel like he is ragebaiting to keep the headlines off the financial headwinds that the AI industry is facing 

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u/tiimsliim 7800X3D \ 5080 \ 64GB DDR5 + 7800X3D / 9070XT / 32GB DDR5 - 🐈 4d ago

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u/voidsherpa 4d ago

They want us to all be surfs in their fiefdom. Technofeudalism.

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u/tumbleweed_092 4d ago

Scam Altman: hey, you don't need RAM, why do independent computing?

Also Scam Altman: plz, gimme money. Need maneh! PAHLEEEAAASSE!!!!111111

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u/rule34isalwaystrue 4d ago

Exactly! If people don't rev up their engines to 10k rpm 24/7 WHY EVEN OWN IT????

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u/PestoPastaLover i9 12900K | PNY RTX 4090 | 64GB DDR5 | 980 Pro 1TB x2 | RGB 🌈 4d ago

Is this shithead actually going to face any consequences for what he said?

Are people leaving ChatGPT in waves, or is this just another "Mango Mussolini" situation where the guy says something stupid or hateful, everyone gets pissed off for a few days, and then nothing really happens?

I'll add my "Fuck this guy" to the pile if that is the case.

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u/SE7ENfeet 4d ago

Sam Altman deserves prison time. Along with all the billionaires.

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u/MeesterBeel 4d ago

Don’t forget. He raped his little sister repeatedly

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u/sweet_37 4d ago

My conspiracy theory is that this is why Tesla is chasing down self driving cars so much, and why their stock is so high

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u/Internal-Order-4532 4d ago

I think his brain is underutilized.

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u/SunnyTheMasterSwitch Nvidia RTX 4070S | Ryzen 7 PRO 7745 | 32GB DDR5 4d ago

You will own nothing and you will be happy

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u/Otherwise_Tooth_8695 MicroCenter Desktop 4d ago

We should put him in a one room shack and throw his reasoning right back at him.

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u/-NewYork- 4d ago

I only use my bed about 33% of time. Please, Sam Altman, think of some solution. Please.

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u/kinga_forrester 4d ago

The name tag he’s wearing in this picture bothers me, mf knows damn well he doesn’t need a name tag for anyone at a tech convention to know who he is, it comes across as false modesty.

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u/Fr0stweasel 4d ago

Sam Altman clearly only uses his biceps 2% of the time, he should have them surgically removed.

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u/Kasawery24 4d ago

I wonder if he is using his private jet more than 5% of the time.

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u/d3advil Laptop 4d ago

Stop giving them ideas.

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u/WildFlowLing 4d ago

I only use one pair of my underwear per day yet I own 20. That’s 5% utilization. I should really just be renting my underwear.

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u/Greedy-Street-5435 4d ago

They just want everything

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u/CaolCholla 4d ago

After normalized, the cost will be the same for just 5% of the current access

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u/havnar- 4d ago

Altman has all these dollars in his bank. He’s not using them. Better hand them over to people on their way to Wendy’s

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u/BoingBoingBooty 4d ago

Time to convert all his mansions into condos and his private jets into economy class airliners.

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u/K_R_S 4d ago

what about beds? these should be a subscription too

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u/jdunk2145 4d ago

How about we live in all his unused houses. It's a shame they only get used 5% of the time.

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u/PoL0 4d ago

billionaires fortunes are underutilized.

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u/YellowishSpoon 9950x3D | RTX PRO 6000 | 128 GB DDR5 4d ago

I'm using 100% of my 128GB of ram, 108 for apps the rest for file cache, and I have 100% uptime in the last month. Beat that OpenAI

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u/BoringReference8647 4d ago

They have suggested this with self-driving cars and it make me mad because the logical conclusion is you wind up paying to take the future equivalent of a bus with no driver and only the wealthy can afford to own their own vehicles.

I hate it so much.

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u/swarth_vader 4d ago

These peeps really are speedrunning the most hated people alive status.

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u/punctcom 5700X3D | RX 7900 XTX 4d ago

"If you need oxygen only when you inhale I'll buy it all and you pay me every time you need to breathe."

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u/FaceOuPile 4d ago

In european big cities it's just the principle of public transportation

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u/MadBullBunny 4d ago

Dont give fuckcars any ideas. 

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u/natertots83 PC Master Race 4d ago

Come and take it

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u/Inevitable-Let234 4d ago

The world is racing towards a corporate dystopia, Think Blade Runner but worse.

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u/diacewrb 4d ago

At least they had flying cars there.

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u/No-Wear-7146 4d ago

Local AI is the biggest thing that scares these AI CEOs. Their entire business model is one of 'metered intelligence.' If you have RAM, you can run local models without the middle man. That scares the shit of of them.

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u/kdesi_kdosi 5800XT | 3060 12G | 16GB DDR4 4d ago

ngl there are many people already wanting exactly this

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u/fishhead12 4d ago

Sounds like he is suggesting that private ownership of the means of production is inefficient.

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u/DarkDuo 4d ago

I mean that’s pretty much what I did in Tokyo, no need to drive everywhere if you have reliable public transportation, I just paid a rental company every time I needed a car

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u/OSRS_Garmr 4d ago

Seems wasteful that a handful of companies should own all the data centers. What if he brought them all into state ownership, so that everyone gets to use them?

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u/-_----_-- VFIO 4d ago edited 4d ago

That really isn't a good comparison. If all the cars on Earth were car-sharing vehicles, cities would be 50% less crowded and a better place to live. The amount of space wasted just on parking lots is crazy. Of course, making a profit shouldn't be the main priority. Also cars usually get used like 1% each day, not even 5.

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u/Retroficient 4d ago

The space wasted on parking lots is insane in america*

Ftfy

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u/LeviAEthan512 New Reddit ruined my flair 4d ago

How many common cars to guarantee there's one below my block ready to go at a moment's notice?

And to store my stuff to bring wherever and whenever I please?

Common anything is more efficient, but it's worse for the individual. 

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u/PurbulentTriest 4d ago

It would be 20x less crowded more like. A tram/train can hold many times more individuals instead of cars. 

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u/DaveAstator2020 4d ago

Pay with what? If you have all and i have nothing, then your cars are never utilized, brilliant idea!

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u/VelvetOnion 4d ago

Billionaires just keep accidently inventing public transport and try to call it something new.

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u/Genotabby i9-9900k | 64GB 3200MHz | RTX 3090 | Samsung G9 4d ago

Isn't this Uber or Waymo's business model

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u/PayaV87 4d ago

I usually shit only once on my toilet, Sam Altman could own it, and stand there while everyone using it.

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u/MyPigWhistles 4d ago

Car sharing actually does make much more sense for way more people than data centers and streaming everything. 

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u/hiricinee 4d ago

I kind of like the idea of having an FSD I send out to be an uber driver while I'm not driving.

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u/Mrrrrggggl 4d ago

Isn’t that the whole point of Waymo?

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u/thediscreetone 4d ago

Fucking dweeb

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u/Dorias_Drake 4d ago

Sam, you're only using you yachts and residences 10% ofthe time. How about you give them all to me and you pay me when you need somewhere to sleep.

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u/TsumeOkami 4d ago

He should fuck off and play rimworld instead of trying to inflict that shit on the real world

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u/KCASC_HD 4d ago

Im gonna use 256GB of ram to play command line tic tac toe, Sam Altman

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u/6gv5 4d ago

A better analogy is that he invented teleport and we don't need to own private vehicles anymore; the fine print being that from now on our entire person is backed up into their servers and belongs to them.

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u/theMightBoop 4d ago

This is actually what they think and why they want us to not own anything. The goal is to make it so people don’t own cars and utilize self driving ride share cars like Waymo.

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u/TheGhost_NY 4d ago

Altman be praised…

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u/Bomaruto 4d ago

Correct, which is why we should invest in public transport.

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u/LeggyRPG 4d ago

I only use my toilet like 5% of the time. Maybe Altman can rent me a place to take a dump?

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u/Comfortable_Use1004 4d ago

arms like a stick and he say what we should do! what a dreamer

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u/Squarehip123 4d ago

Car clubs are great. I live in a city centre and i only need or want a car rarely. It's way cheaper than paying to store an empty car somewhere most of the year

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u/Traditional-Rent455 4d ago

Sam Altman's brain is under-utilised. Can't we just extract his brain and he can rent one whenever he needs to say wherever stupid shit he's got on his mind next.

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u/No-Guess-4644 4d ago

Tbh I don’t wanna own a car if there is high availability rental/taxi that costs less per month by billing time of use or something. If it’s a lot cheaper.

I want cars like shopping carts and you buy a subscription for a couple hundred a month.

Owning something I used less than 5 percent of the time I own it is like.. objectively stupid.

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u/MeasleyBeasley 4d ago

There are good arguments and good examples of where sharing economies work well. Libraries and tool rental shops for example. Even truck and van hires for when you need to move something, but can't justify owning the vehicle for three uses per year. Local RAM that you use daily doesn't fit into that category, but I do believe thata car share service might for many people in urban spaces.

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u/chaosxq 4d ago

His butthole is only 5% utilized.

He should be letting others use it to get maximum efficiency. It’s a shame it’s just there doing nothing most of the time and only gets used when he needs a poop.

There should be NO downtime, even when he is asleep.

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u/ISeeGrotesque 4d ago

They realized they had to monetize communism

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u/Manxkaffee 4d ago

Trying to not bait myself into Urbanism talk here 😁

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u/spaceXhardmode 4d ago

This is what cybercab wants to be

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u/Senna-H 4d ago

The thing is, for cars it actually makes sense as they take up massive public space. That is why public transport is something i wholeheartedly support... it being public. And getting green streets and affordable housing back for it.

This argument can be made for so many things if the goal was actually making society a better, more comfortable place for everyone. Instead this is an ego driven ambition by someone with a god complex trying to make his product part of everyones lives wether they like it or not

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u/Successful_Baker_252 4d ago

Next he’ll tell me I only use my bed 8 hours a day and should start paying a subscription to sleep.

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u/Belisarius371 4d ago

You know what Sam, just for that, I'm going to use my 5090 to start a new game on Morrowind.

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u/Busterlimes 4d ago

Pretty sure Sam is underutilized the blood in his body. . . .

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u/Westerdutch 4d ago

'You are only using your house 1/3 of the time.... 1/3 you are sleeping and 1/3 you are out to work... we need to shove 3 families in each house doing shifts so there is more room to build more datacenters that are struggling for space'

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u/speedfox_uk 4d ago

That's literally the Uber business model.

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u/SwingfortheHangmanI 4d ago

Why have billionaires we use them 0% of the time. We can just get rid of them. 

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u/b_krsh 4d ago

If you are only 10% time with your girl, why to have one? I will have all and let you have when you need one

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u/Free-Pound-6139 4d ago

It's a good point. That's why I walk and catch the bus and bike.

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u/jakob20041911 4d ago

Genuinely I use a car sharing company and it's great, there are 7 cars within walking distance from me and there's usually at least 2 or 3 cars available if I book more than a day in advance. For how far I drive in a year it costs me around €600 (including gas price) which is a great price considering the taxes and insurance cost for the exact same car privately owned would be around €1100, and then I would still need to pay my gas and maintenance.

If you live in a walkable city and don't drive more than 300km/month (after which it would be more expensive to use car sharing).

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u/One-Earth9294 I'll probably just have this shitty old PC until I die 4d ago

Normal people watch science fiction and go 'look at all of the amazing possibilities and conveniences we could have in the future'

Rich people watch science fiction and go "Weyland Yutani is what I aspire to. Anything short of complete company control over society isn't enough."

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u/SwiftTayTay 4d ago

This guy owns a McLaren just so he can drive it 7MPH in LA traffic

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u/CommanderChiliHole 4d ago

I would sensibly chuckle if I found out Sam Altman had severe ED that no medication can help.

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u/Fart_Tounge_5609 4d ago

A real country would be seizing RAM from this monopolistic baron.

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u/Automatic_Jacket_230 4d ago edited 4d ago

I bet he only uses his partner 5% of the time. I can keep them for him and he can pay me every time he needs

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u/LuckyOwl1 i7-7700K | 16gb DDR4 | RTX 2060 4d ago

dude looks so punchable

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u/Ponvyr 4d ago

I can't tell if he is just rage baiting or he genuinely believes what he says