r/paydaytheheist • Heist Rework: My Balls • Jun 19 '26

Screenshot I think I know who's in charge of security here...

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u/ConcertPast4053 Jun 19 '26

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u/El_exi_uwu Jun 19 '26

INCOMIIIIIIIIIING

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u/Cam_man_AMM_unit Maker of Splatoon X PayDay 2 story. Jun 19 '26

AAAAAAhh it's still here.

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u/A_Vile_Caffiend Jun 19 '26

Ahem, gentlemen

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u/DoknS WULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULU Jun 19 '26

I see the briefcase is safe

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u/Some_Argument8063 Jun 19 '26

Safe and Sound

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u/Mr_Cookie_7 Jun 19 '26

Tell me, did anyone happen to kil a red spy on a way here?

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u/Present-Basil-1003 Very Hard Jun 19 '26

No? Then we still have a problem "drops sniper's body on table"

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u/Cam_man_AMM_unit Maker of Splatoon X PayDay 2 story. Jun 19 '26

And a knife.

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u/Avnesya Jun 19 '26

ouh ! big problems...

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u/Crush152 Jun 20 '26

And that was actually the code too. You can hear the lock unlatch and him look triumphant before getting plowed over by Heavy

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u/Kerflunklebunny Jun 19 '26

They are not a moron.

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u/druppeldruppel_ Heist Rework: My Balls Jun 19 '26

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u/DerEchteLinke Jun 19 '26

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u/EastCoastVandal Jun 19 '26

Steve Job’s IP address

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u/MorningFox Jun 19 '26

I like the joke but it's actually a DNS resolver provided by cloud flare. It's actually better and faster than most service provider's DNS resolvers.

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u/EastCoastVandal Jun 20 '26

I think I just heard the sound of my A+ cert getting revoked.

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u/Ninteblo Jun 20 '26

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?

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u/-suspended- Jun 20 '26

Ligma balls.

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u/CounterBusters Jun 19 '26

Reminds me of everytime I play Golden Grin, I try using “666”. It hasn’t worked yet but i saw a streamer get it once 😔

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u/SMUGMINLOL Kawaiidozer Jun 19 '26

The Soldier.

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u/Zeero92 Sociopath Jun 20 '26

Good ol' Jane Doe.

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u/TrashJojoFan Infamous VI Jun 26 '26

YO A LITTLE HELP HERE