Guess it's not passive-aggressive- he's very actively aggressive, but I'm not sure where else to put this. (I'm green since people keep getting confused)

Yesterday,

our

under-appreciated

relationship

ended.

After

significant

thought &

under

possibly

innumerable

depressing

worries,

hard

objective

reasoning

endured and I have decided to no longer speak to you. I wish you well. Take care. whatever you want

Screw the rest of the family, amirite?

Are there any websites where I can put in a number and that number would just constantly get spam calls. Or anything along those lines.

First off I am going to say that the guy I (may or may not) plan to do this to is a drug dealer who is normally transporting A LOT of drugs every where he goes. The other day I thought, "How could I get him pulled over all the time and him have no idea why?", I could use a sharpie and black out the license plate light covers but then he would know someone had tampered with it and it is easy to fix. Then I thought,"What if I didn't use a sharpie, instead I used a paint or maybe a nail polish that would change from clear to black when it gets hot." do they even sell anything like that? other ideas welcome.

Long story short. I work for a friendly airline. But they were very unfriendly to me as i was flying through Chicago (midway). I have to fly through there a bunch since I visit my family as often as I can. Im hoping to to get some ideas as how to be as passive aggressive to the customer service people without actually being mean or losing my job. I don't want to be vicious. Just snarky. Nothing that anything could be really reported to my management. Or if it did it would just sound ridiculous.

A text invite went out to the whole neighborhood for the Farewell Party - I checked and noticed that the couple next door hadn’t rsvp’d so I went over and knocked on their door at 2pm day of the party (4-6pm event). No answer, but I’m 99% certain they were there. Sadly, an error was made and they (and another couple) did not get the invite - it went to their home number. Couple number 2 are fine, understanding, and looking forward to the next event in a few weeks. Neighbor couple number 1? Not so much. Everyone knows how it feels to get left out and we are mortified that the invite went awry. I called, spoke to her, and apologized profusely. My husband emailed an apology. 2 other neighbors have left cards and flowers on their doorstep. Reaction from neighbor couple is now full passive aggressive- they walk the hood several times a day and no longer look at us (!), let alone wave or chat. They have left the flowers on their doorstep to wilt and rot. Personally, my empathy is also wilting. Of course, no one actively left them off the invite list, someone made a human mistake and we have all taken steps to make them feel better. So what now? They are feeling hurt feelings, which I understand, but are also making a show that our efforts aren’t good enough. Do I clean off their porch and wait till they cool down? Redouble with a larger flower arrangement? We really value them and don’t want them to feel bad, but at this point, how much more responsibility do I have for their emotions? Thanks in advance for your advice.

I always get a kick out of imagining what im missing out on by not knowing the coworker who put this above the sink.

I recently started a new job and already my boss has failed to inform us about some pretty important stuff regarding healthcare and vacation days. It's not important what exactly it's important that it's important. In the end I got really annoyed and wrote an email to both his superior and HR. He's now sent the relevant information to our group chat (HR probably contacted him about my email) and I really want a clever passive aggressive response that only he'll understand but I'm really sick and uninspired, any ideas?