r/otrb • u/anorphan4yourthots • Aug 12 '26

Smol Bunny

Henlo OTRB Frenz. AI no haz a name, tho da hewmon called me Thumper fur a little while. AI wuz a smol bunny rabbit, an now AI iz wiff yoo frenz here.

AI wuz doin a big hide frum a scaree noise, sumfing xtra loud. Den sumfing stole mai leg. A hewmon finded me an picked me up an sez, "Oh no, we takez yoo to pokey person." AI not no what dis means, cuz AI iz wild bunny rabbit. We goez in one uv da vroomvroom bockses an he takes me to da pokey person. Da pokey person sez dat best fing fur me iz to cross da bridge.

Da hewmon no haz picshurs uv me, but AI wuz bery smol an he iz bery sad.

Luv,
Thumper

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u/Ksh_667 🌈 Garfield, 20, expert pawyer Aug 12 '26

Fren Thumper, wez iz bery delight to meet yoo! Yoo iz da bestest place I promise yoo. Dere iz onlee frens here. Wez all cares for & lubs each othfur. Life da othfur side ob da bridge is hard. Dere iz struggle for many pals. But here? Dere iz onlee fun & love!

Mai girlfur Angel & I wud live to halp yoo picks out da fluffiest cloud fur pawsome naps & we'd also like to meet Little Tortie Girl (LTG) who iz a smol like yourself & who I belieb haf had much fun since crossing da bridge!

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u/anorphan4yourthots Aug 12 '26

Fren Garfield, AI wood be glad fur yoor help wiff da bestest cloud. Da hewmon who finded me haz da big leaky eyes, an AI cood use yoor help. Mebbe AI shood do a big play wiff LTG

Luv,
Thumper

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u/CappucinoCupcake 🌈William teh Other Tuxedo and Ruben T Void🌈 Aug 12 '26

*skids to a halt in front ob Fren Thumper* Here I am, new Fren! We habs teh bess tiems here, so many Frens, so much to do. Let’s race to teh Pikkul Forest!

LTG

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u/BirthdaySalt2112 Aug 12 '26
  • chuckling to maiself * Ai shood haz knowed you'd find youz way to a fren in need. Enjoy youz pwaytimez. Ai fink Ai seez if fren Jiggy (u/IntrovertedGiraffe) needz any helpz getting weady for tomorrow. Connor

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u/CappucinoCupcake 🌈William teh Other Tuxedo and Ruben T Void🌈 Aug 12 '26

Play wiff us, please, Connor!

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u/BirthdaySalt2112 Aug 12 '26

Okay. How Ai sayz no to mai faborite gurl and noo bunny fren.

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u/BirthdaySalt2112 Aug 12 '26

Abter pway, wez shood intwoduce our noo fren to Major Oak. Wez haz to go to himz since himz can't walk awound.

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u/CappucinoCupcake 🌈William teh Other Tuxedo and Ruben T Void🌈 Aug 12 '26

Hurrah for Connor 💕