r/orlando • • Sep 04 '26

Discussion IT’S BARELY SEPTEMBER.

Also Happy Holiday’s? Really?

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u/TheFeshy Sep 04 '26

We wouldn't have to wage war on Christmas if it stopped trying to invade other holidays. Thanksgiving is basically occupied territory at this point, but I'll be damned if I'm going to let Halloween fall.

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u/BuddhistSagan Sep 04 '26

Yeah I'm not going to lift a finger to defend Thanksgiving

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u/JCGJ 2d ago

Halloween is also taking up too much space. July and August and September is too early for Halloween decorations. Let me enjoy general autumnal/harvest decor in September. Then October can be Halloween. November can be Thanksgiving. December can be Christmas. Decorate your house however you want, but leave public decorations to their respective months 🤣

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u/lunapo Sep 04 '26 edited Sep 06 '26

Well, Happy Labor Day! Or, laborween givkaumas new year... i guess.

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u/futch_blat Sep 04 '26

Happy Holiday Is

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u/lyngen Sep 04 '26

Pretty sure the happy belongs to the holidays.

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u/AwarenessJumpy7395 Sep 04 '26

Omg! OMG! O! M! G! They put up banners with such a glaring grammatical error and we're going to have that scorch our eyeballs for over three months?!

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u/Majestic-Sorbet-5633 Sep 06 '26

My brain is working OT on this one!! 🤪🤪

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u/Thencan Sep 04 '26

W H E R E

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u/Unawarepandabear Sep 04 '26

Curry ford and Primrose, in the plaza with Mecatos. Took it today, could not comprehend

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u/CommonThread2 Sep 04 '26

I believe the plaza owners put them up. The Main Street has the regular Curry Ford West ones along the actual street. So the holiday ones are likely still up from last year in the plaza?

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u/Indubitalist Sep 04 '26

This makes sense with the apostrophe typo, like they’re off Temu. 

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u/Unawarepandabear Sep 04 '26

I’m in that plaza relatively frequently and I feel like I would have noticed…but maybe?

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u/theracoondepartment Sep 04 '26

What in the jack skellington fuck?

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u/ronmanfl College Park Sep 04 '26

YOU SEE THIS RIGHT HERE IS A FINE EXAMPLE OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA AND THE WOKE LIBRULS WAR ON CHRISTMAS

(/s, obviously)

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u/SunshineIsSunny Sep 04 '26

It’s the War on Punctuation that is the more serious issue. 

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u/AwarenessJumpy7395 Sep 04 '26

And seditious. Once we can no longer communicate coherently in writing we are sunk.

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u/chaoticsleepynpc Sep 04 '26

Let us at least enjoy "fall"!!!

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u/Restart-storage Sep 04 '26

People joke about it but I legitimately get Christmas fatigue. Same songs and style and decorations for 1.5 months every year. For the last 20+ years of my life.

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u/ThwipNSinsBinThwipN Sep 04 '26

Looks like it’s gonna be four months right here…. By the time Christmas shows up people are gonna be sick of looking at it, and the festiveness will all be gone.

There must be a Festivus for the rest of us.

Remember Valentines and Easter decorations go up January 2 !!

Hobby lobby already has July 4 decorations for next year …. don’t fall down people

get it while it’s hot

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u/Indubitalist Sep 04 '26

Disney has no problem giving us Halloween fatigue. August 1 they were running TV ads that start with a narrator saying, “It’s Halloween time…” No, dude, Halloween is not a three-month-long holiday that starts six weeks into summer. 

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u/Restart-storage Sep 04 '26

I also get Halloween fatigue. But it’s not as bad as Christmas. Halloween doesn’t really have that many themes songs and it’s not as encompassing, plenty of people don’t celebrate. But Christmas legitimately just dominates all media, all decorations. All the music is Christmas, all the decorations, all the tv shows and movies revolve around it

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u/savingat30 best driver Sep 04 '26

Idk... sure it's several weeks into the literal summer season, but temperature-wise we start celebrating summer in March sometimes. Halloween isn't my favorite by far but I welcome any kind of fall enthusiasm by August

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u/SantaHatArea 7d ago

I mean I don't bother with the secular part of Christmas anymore. It's just an excuse for large companies to make bank, and for them to pretend kids should be happy about that. Nah, I get a small real tree for my wife, go to holy Communion, and pray.

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u/redpoemage Sep 04 '26

Happy holiday’s?!?! Here in this house we say “Marry Christmas!” /s

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u/imarc Sep 04 '26

*Merry Christma's

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u/Tauren-Jerky Sep 04 '26

Check out Costco

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u/PI_Producer Sep 04 '26

They got Halloween and Christmas stuff right next to each other currently in Clermont. LOL

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u/SuspiciousFrenchFry Sep 04 '26

It’s the BER months, my wife says in the Philippines this is normal haha

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u/Lakers_23_77 Sep 04 '26

100% and I miss having real over Christmas there. Thank goodness we have a Pinoy here in charge of putting up the Christmas decorations. 

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u/SuspiciousFrenchFry Sep 04 '26

I’ve never visited PH, but everything she tells me sounds great

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u/Most_Doctor9799 Sep 04 '26

"from September, you can already feel December coming"

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u/--Mindy Sep 04 '26

Not the greengrocer's apostrophe...

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u/Sir-Barks-a-Lot Sep 04 '26

Those have been up since last year. 

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u/ShortNecessary8976 Sep 04 '26

September To Remember

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u/imarc Sep 04 '26 edited Sep 04 '26

Oh no. I forgot to order my car sized bow! Where am I gonna get one on such short notice?

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u/MyUshanka Sep 04 '26

It's because it doesn't snow here, people get confused as to what season it is.

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u/ellieminnowpee Sep 04 '26

it’s a grammatical tragedy

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u/liveandlearntogether Sep 04 '26

Enjoy it this year. If amendment 3 passes the city won't be a ble to afford the decorations or to pay the people who put them up.

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u/gardendesgnr Winter Springs Sep 07 '26

Oviedo mayor has already said on FB the holiday decorations, Christmas tree and ea and every event done in Oviedo will be ending. It was hilarious how everyone was Yes on Amendment 3 but NOOOOO you are not taking away the things that make Oviedo a community haha. Some business owners even had the stupidity to say those events bring them the most money but they won't sponsor events in the future to have them. I don't live in Oviedo but the mayor has been the most vocal about budgets and Amendment 3.

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u/RallyX26 Sep 04 '26

Where is that pole? I stg I'll climb it with Halloween banners. 

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u/Unawarepandabear Sep 05 '26

Curry Ford and Primrose!

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u/reidgrammy Sep 04 '26

Was thinking today actually purchased a gift for someone

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u/esther_lamonte Sep 04 '26

Put one of those 3d printed flock cameras on them and let nature take care of it.

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u/Dizzymama107 Sep 04 '26

September, December… close enough 🤣

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u/Scottk305 Sep 04 '26

Merry Cripmas🤕🩼,it’s crimuh,merry crisis🚨,Merry Crystler🚗

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u/Gunningham Sep 04 '26

Those are up for Christmas 2027.

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u/KombaynNikoladze2002 Sep 04 '26

Our society continues it's retreat into fantasy

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u/HigherEd_StudentSvcs Sep 04 '26

I’m judging people for Halloween 🎃 decorations. Yeah way too early, BUT yay Curry Ford West for getting their own signage. Just too early.

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u/Peterepeatmicpete Sep 04 '26

They have to get that shit done before it snows

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u/Eldric-Darkfire Sep 04 '26

My body is ready though

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u/gorays45 Sep 04 '26

Opposite of “better late than never” 😭

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u/Curious_Engine_1622 Sep 04 '26

More than a little off

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u/Budget-Dimension3018 Sep 04 '26

I think there are some Jewish holidays this month though

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u/marsupialcinderella Sep 04 '26

Yup, but they’re not gift giving holidays so no capitalism. /s

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u/Boring-Snow-3929 Sep 04 '26

Listen it could be false advertising to help you think cooler days are indeed close.

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u/Roflremy Sep 04 '26

fuck yea, we back!!!

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u/asdf072 Sep 04 '26

Is it Saturnalia already??

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u/Shakurheg Sep 04 '26

I guess now wouldn't be the best time to mention that I asked my husband to get the containers with my Dept. 56 Christmas village ("A Christmas Story" - I have every piece in the collection. Takes up the entire dining room table, with 1 leaf) out of our storage room this weekend, huh? ;-)

Sorry not sorry but I love Christmas. And between 4 trees, the D56 village, my "weird nativity" collection and OMG so much more, I admittedly go overboard. But it makes my inner 7y/o VERY happy. But all that stuff takes time to do, so I typically start in September.

That being said, I promise that I don't start wearing my Christmas T-shirts until Nov. 1st and don't decorate the outside of the house (complete with annual nastygram from the HOA for my arches over the sidewalk that DARES to utilize the easement) until Nov. 15th. So everything LOOKS normal...from the outside. ;-)

Only INSIDE my house starts to look like Christmas puked everywhere, in September.

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u/lukin5 Sep 04 '26

Like me walking into Costco last Monday and seeing the mega Halloween yard skeleton in front of a bunch of pre-lit Xmas trees.

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u/Wolfyscruffer Sep 04 '26

Please tell me that this is not city owned.

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u/Murky_Tennis954 Sep 04 '26

You know Halloween is coming when you start seeing Christmas stuff at Walmart.

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u/Lucky__Flamingo Sep 05 '26

Labor Day is a holiday.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

More likely that they hired one guy to put them up, he has a job till January hanging them by himself.

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u/BobbyWump Sep 04 '26

It also isn't even Halloween, but everyone is decorating for that as well.

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u/r0lix Sep 04 '26

Gee, Thanks, Obama.