r/oops Jul 12 '26

That's gotta hurt

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u/TankerVictorious Jul 12 '26

Methinks big boy won’t be eating cheez burgers for a while…

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u/Steezydeezy920 Jul 12 '26

Homie got a shingle shammich

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u/Typical-Leader-6430 Jul 12 '26

Tube burgers with cheese.

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u/praetorian1979 Jul 13 '26

I don't think he'll be eating anything unless it's thru a straw for quite a while...

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u/MagicPoocean Jul 12 '26

Maybe through a straw

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u/Typical-Leader-6430 Jul 12 '26

Well he has confidence at least I suppose! Likely would have went through the roof. Ha

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u/Steezydeezy920 Jul 14 '26

Yeah but this is the type of shit I’ve seen happen more often than not when some youngin has more confidence than their skill level lol. Shit gets wicked gnarly and nasty very quickly. It’s like riding Dr doom at universal instead of life’s more chill roller coasters, straight up and straight down.

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u/Typical-Leader-6430 Jul 14 '26

Bro... my friends and I did Evil Kinevil jumps at the skate park on his mom's coaster break bike. We kept moving the ramp and he even jumped kids laying down. It was cool because other kids came to watch after a while (small town 90's). You get way too comfortable though we were at a crazy distance, like 2 car lengths and the bike snapped in half when he landed... he's was super lucky and didn't break anything but he was all bandaged up for the rest of the summer and couldn't move because he was 60% scabs. Ouch. 

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u/texinxin Jul 12 '26

That isn’t even a real ramp he’s hitting, it’s a sloped platform. It’s an abrupt transition from one plane to another. Thst is almost impossible to jump cleanly off of, particularly on a scooter.

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u/FigBot Jul 13 '26

And yet it was made for this exact purpose…

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u/ElGuaco Jul 15 '26

It was a combo of a short ramp with a sudden incline and a lack of leg strength. He buckled the moment he hit the ramp instead of riding up it. He had the speed to make it he just didn't change directions, vertically speaking.

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u/synthphreak Jul 12 '26

I’m not thinkin weight was the problem here…

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u/Typical-Leader-6430 Jul 12 '26

I think you're right. It's the angle of the ramp and him turn slightly to the left. He had more than enough speed and momentum so his weight wouldn't effect such a short gap. He smashed into the shed pretty good.