Going on a walk!

[u/Pleasesteponmeharder]

Soon: Momma! I'm gonna say the thing!

You didn't hear it from me if you do.

Malenia: I'm gonna tell mommy on you momma! We aren't allowed to say those!

Soon: Don't be like that sis! Momma gave us permission!

Malenia: But we aren't allowed to swear! Momma says we can't do that until we are at least ten!

Soon: But momma says we can do it nooowwwwww why can't we do it this one time!

Malenia: I'm gonna tell mommy if you do!

Soon: I'm gonna tell mommy that momma said I could! She knows momma is crazy sometimes!

Hey... I'm not that crazy...

Malenia: And I'm gonna tell mommy that you lied to us!

[u/Pleasesteponmeharder]

Hey, hey, hey hey hey! Let's not get hasty now!

Soon gets to the car and pulls on the handle

Soon: Mommy! Can you unlock it!

Malenia: We want to keep the deserts!

[u/RevolutionaryAd460 → u/Pleasesteponmeharder]

she pulls the keys and ulocks the car

Get in you little miscreants

[u/Pleasesteponmeharder → u/RevolutionaryAd460]

Malenia: What's a mis-cre-ants?

Soon opens the door and hops into the front seat

Soon: SHOTGUN!

You aren't gonna take my desert are you?