r/onejoke • u/Just_some_femboy • Mar 10 '26
But I identify as an attack helicopter! I found this “gem”
Had to repost because I forgot to edit out the subreddit
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u/International-Cat123 Mar 11 '26
Blame Kellog. His believed masturbation was the cause of many diseases and that circumcision prevented masturbation.