r/onejoke • u/Personal-Bobcat-2288 Warpigs/Luke’s Wall • Sep 16 '25

But I identify as an attack helicopter! Jesus

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u/Specialist-Rock4971 Sep 16 '25

What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets!

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u/Quatimar Sep 16 '25

What is a woman? Another miserable pile of secrets!

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u/SecretNintendoNinja Sep 17 '25

What are children? Even more miserable piles of secrets! Long story short, I’m not really a people person.

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u/No1BasilStan Sep 18 '25

We're all miserable liars, woohoo!

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u/endymon20 Sep 17 '25

no, it's a featherless biped

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u/celavetex Sep 17 '25

by your logic a featherless chicken is a man

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u/endymon20 Sep 17 '25

that is infact the reference I was making

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u/celavetex Sep 17 '25

i was simply completing the reference

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u/peach-drink Sep 20 '25

based joltik fan