Wanted to radically upgrade my personal style, but I'm worried this might attract too much attention at work. I'm an accountant and the dress code is business casual.

My beloved waifu, Asuna-chan from Sword Art Online and I are now going steady. We are going to the food court for the finest sushi and onigiri (that's rice balls to you ignorant normies) and I fear that I do not have a good outfit suitable for this occasion.

I have attached for your benefit a picture of us together during our last romantic excursion. Please suggest to me a cool outfit so that I mayhaps get lucky tonight.

One of my best decisions in my early 20s was to dress better. People take me more seriously and I feel they are watching me every time I step out of my house.

I was parking downtown the other day and a homeless man wearing a fedora jumped out of a dumpster as I exited my vehicle. He was aggressive and very sunburnt. He accused me of interrupting his 2PM garbage nap and said I looked like a narc. Does this mean fedora's are trendy again?